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Post by bjobsessed on Nov 30, 2005 2:11:25 GMT -5
My first for today:
Karen++for the look of admiration and respect after Jim said he was giving up his gun. (I could give this to a few, but Karen stuck by him through it all)
Jake++just for being the only kid in this game--and a cute one!
Johnny--for being a drug dealer
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 47
Detective Tom Selway - 37
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Hank - 31
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 21
Greg Hermanson - 21
Christie Dunbar - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Marlon Condell - 15
Allison Crider - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Chief Tunney - 13
Johnny Currea - 11
Debbie Diament - 11
Todd Moncrief - 9
Sonny Famigletti - 9
Leonard Mattiss-5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: Mouse: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
8) Clay Simmons: Having learned his lesson from the dinner party, he stops talking in whispers in front of the other editors. Someone ends up feeling left out and pushes him off his balcony as he's slurping his pinot.
9) Marybeth's lawyer tells her that if she turns herself in, he can get her Man Two instead of Murder Two. So Marybeth agrees. She lays out her best poison green outfit and draws a bath -- a girl's gotta look her best in court, right? She's having a lovely soak in the very tub where she killed her husband, humming (off-key) to a light jazz station . . . when her foot knocks the radio into the tub. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
10) Stricken with laryngitis and unable to speak, Randy Lyman was playing with the kids next door. They buried him in the sand box, then left to go have dinner at Lena’s in Brooklyn, leaving Mr. Lyman pretty tied up. Seeing a prostitute walking by the park, Mr. Lyman was stricken with the urge to cut her into tiny pieces and struggled to get out of the sandbox, to no avail. Sand collapsed in on him, and after struggling all. day. long. he finally succumbed to his unfulfilled need and suffocated. His body was never recovered. (Yes, it was a big sandbox.)
11. Joan has decided that she needs to involve herself in Jerry's life a little more - he can't be staying at seedy motels near the track without her. She accompanies him to Aquaduct where he places a very sizeable bet on the ponies - DoppleGanger to win in the 8th. Joan, not realizing that the race is about to start, takes a short cut across the track so she can watch from the inside rail and is trampled to death by the charging horses. As for Jerry, he lost everything -- because Doppleganger wasn't actually in the race - they were running a body double!
12 Eric Fitzgerald- As Tom and Marty are taking him to Central Booking, his bad cologne is smelling up the whole squad car. Marty stops and opens the back door to air out the car, and Eric jumps out on the street side, where he is hit by an uptown bus, and his body is deposited at 52nd Street. That's what he gets for calling Jim "a bad-ass cop?"
Thought I'd post now because I can't sleep, it's not busy, and I'm sooo mathematically challenged!
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Post by Katryna on Nov 30, 2005 5:39:17 GMT -5
My first for today:
Det. Jim Dunbar -- for not telling Anne Donnelly he was married.
Greg Hermanson ++ for knowing who David Ortiz is.
Detective Karen Bettancourt++for changing her hairstyle from the flipped up ends to a smoother look.
Detective Jim Dunbar - 75
Lt. Gary Fisk - 47
Detective Tom Selway - 37
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 33
Hank - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Greg Hermanson - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 21
Christie Dunbar - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Marlon Condell - 15
Allison Crider - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Chief Tunney - 13
Johnny Currea - 11
Debbie Diament - 11
Todd Moncrief - 9
Sonny Famigletti - 9
Leonard Mattiss-5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: Mouse: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
8) Clay Simmons: Having learned his lesson from the dinner party, he stops talking in whispers in front of the other editors. Someone ends up feeling left out and pushes him off his balcony as he's slurping his pinot.
9) Marybeth's lawyer tells her that if she turns herself in, he can get her Man Two instead of Murder Two. So Marybeth agrees. She lays out her best poison green outfit and draws a bath -- a girl's gotta look her best in court, right? She's having a lovely soak in the very tub where she killed her husband, humming (off-key) to a light jazz station . . . when her foot knocks the radio into the tub. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
10) Stricken with laryngitis and unable to speak, Randy Lyman was playing with the kids next door. They buried him in the sand box, then left to go have dinner at Lena’s in Brooklyn, leaving Mr. Lyman pretty tied up. Seeing a prostitute walking by the park, Mr. Lyman was stricken with the urge to cut her into tiny pieces and struggled to get out of the sandbox, to no avail. Sand collapsed in on him, and after struggling all. day. long. he finally succumbed to his unfulfilled need and suffocated. His body was never recovered. (Yes, it was a big sandbox.)
11. Joan has decided that she needs to involve herself in Jerry's life a little more - he can't be staying at seedy motels near the track without her. She accompanies him to Aquaduct where he places a very sizeable bet on the ponies - DoppleGanger to win in the 8th. Joan, not realizing that the race is about to start, takes a short cut across the track so she can watch from the inside rail and is trampled to death by the charging horses. As for Jerry, he lost everything -- because Doppleganger wasn't actually in the race - they were running a body double!
12 Eric Fitzgerald- As Tom and Marty are taking him to Central Booking, his bad cologne is smelling up the whole squad car. Marty stops and opens the back door to air out the car, and Eric jumps out on the street side, where he is hit by an uptown bus, and his body is deposited at 52nd Street. That's what he gets for calling Jim "a bad-ass cop?"
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Post by bjobsessed on Nov 30, 2005 7:46:13 GMT -5
#2 Jim Dunbar++just because I have to give him his points back  Debbie--for being dumb enough to get mixed up with drug dealers Sonny++for providing a bit of humor Detective Jim Dunbar - 77 Lt. Gary Fisk - 47 Detective Tom Selway - 37 Dr. Alan Galloway - 33 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 33 Hank - 31 Detective Marty Russo - 29 Walter Clark - 25 Artie Steckle - 27 Jake Crider - 25 Dean Bostic - 23 Greg Hermanson - 23 Pete Steckle - 21 Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 21 Christie Dunbar - 19 Titus Oliver-17 Marlon Condell - 15 Allison Crider - 13 Rory Glann - 13 Chief Tunney - 13 Johnny Currea - 11 Sonny Famigletti - 11 Todd Moncrief - 9 Debbie Diament - 9 Leonard Mattiss-5 Gone and hopefully soon forgotten: 1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?" 2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts. 3-Warren Doyle: Mouse: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too. 4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry. 5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time. 6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo. 7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time." 8) Clay Simmons: Having learned his lesson from the dinner party, he stops talking in whispers in front of the other editors. Someone ends up feeling left out and pushes him off his balcony as he's slurping his pinot. 9) Marybeth's lawyer tells her that if she turns herself in, he can get her Man Two instead of Murder Two. So Marybeth agrees. She lays out her best poison green outfit and draws a bath -- a girl's gotta look her best in court, right? She's having a lovely soak in the very tub where she killed her husband, humming (off-key) to a light jazz station . . . when her foot knocks the radio into the tub. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap! 10) Stricken with laryngitis and unable to speak, Randy Lyman was playing with the kids next door. They buried him in the sand box, then left to go have dinner at Lena’s in Brooklyn, leaving Mr. Lyman pretty tied up. Seeing a prostitute walking by the park, Mr. Lyman was stricken with the urge to cut her into tiny pieces and struggled to get out of the sandbox, to no avail. Sand collapsed in on him, and after struggling all. day. long. he finally succumbed to his unfulfilled need and suffocated. His body was never recovered. (Yes, it was a big sandbox.) 11. Joan has decided that she needs to involve herself in Jerry's life a little more - he can't be staying at seedy motels near the track without her. She accompanies him to Aquaduct where he places a very sizeable bet on the ponies - DoppleGanger to win in the 8th. Joan, not realizing that the race is about to start, takes a short cut across the track so she can watch from the inside rail and is trampled to death by the charging horses. As for Jerry, he lost everything -- because Doppleganger wasn't actually in the race - they were running a body double! 12 Eric Fitzgerald- As Tom and Marty are taking him to Central Booking, his bad cologne is smelling up the whole squad car. Marty stops and opens the back door to air out the car, and Eric jumps out on the street side, where he is hit by an uptown bus, and his body is deposited at 52nd Street. That's what he gets for calling Jim "a bad-ass cop?" |
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Post by shmeep on Nov 30, 2005 8:24:16 GMT -5
My question: Is this the right way to play the game; or am I out of line? Want to play fair and square. Welcome to the game, Carl. What you'll want to do is to not only put down the person's name and the reason for your vote, but also either a ++ or a -- so we know if you are voting for or against them. Your reason's should make that obvious, but people around here are a little unpredictable and my reason for smiting someone may be Kyt's reason for exalting them (Just picked Kyt at random ;D) so we really need to see the ++/--. Also...at this point in the game, we can't be adding new characters so only vote for those on the list. I agree with Greenbeing that we can stick in different characters next time around. I had many of them on the original list for this round, but there were just too many. |
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Post by shmeep on Nov 30, 2005 8:30:06 GMT -5
Detective Tom Selway ++ "That's us watching our comments."
Christie Dunbar ++ "I have never felt unsafe with you, either before or since you've been blinded.
Greg Hermanson -- "It’s really good seeing you again—I’m sorry. I shouldn’t say that.” "
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 47
Detective Tom Selway - 39
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 33
Hank - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Greg Hermanson - 21
Pete Steckle - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 21
Christie Dunbar - 21
Titus Oliver-17
Marlon Condell - 15
Allison Crider - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Chief Tunney - 13
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Todd Moncrief - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Leonard Mattiss-5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: Mouse: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
8) Clay Simmons: Having learned his lesson from the dinner party, he stops talking in whispers in front of the other editors. Someone ends up feeling left out and pushes him off his balcony as he's slurping his pinot.
9) Marybeth's lawyer tells her that if she turns herself in, he can get her Man Two instead of Murder Two. So Marybeth agrees. She lays out her best poison green outfit and draws a bath -- a girl's gotta look her best in court, right? She's having a lovely soak in the very tub where she killed her husband, humming (off-key) to a light jazz station . . . when her foot knocks the radio into the tub. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
10) Stricken with laryngitis and unable to speak, Randy Lyman was playing with the kids next door. They buried him in the sand box, then left to go have dinner at Lena’s in Brooklyn, leaving Mr. Lyman pretty tied up. Seeing a prostitute walking by the park, Mr. Lyman was stricken with the urge to cut her into tiny pieces and struggled to get out of the sandbox, to no avail. Sand collapsed in on him, and after struggling all. day. long. he finally succumbed to his unfulfilled need and suffocated. His body was never recovered. (Yes, it was a big sandbox.)
11. Joan has decided that she needs to involve herself in Jerry's life a little more - he can't be staying at seedy motels near the track without her. She accompanies him to Aquaduct where he places a very sizeable bet on the ponies - DoppleGanger to win in the 8th. Joan, not realizing that the race is about to start, takes a short cut across the track so she can watch from the inside rail and is trampled to death by the charging horses. As for Jerry, he lost everything -- because Doppleganger wasn't actually in the race - they were running a body double!
12 Eric Fitzgerald- As Tom and Marty are taking him to Central Booking, his bad cologne is smelling up the whole squad car. Marty stops and opens the back door to air out the car, and Eric jumps out on the street side, where he is hit by an uptown bus, and his body is deposited at 52nd Street. That's what he gets for calling Jim "a bad-ass cop?"
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Post by maggiethecat on Nov 30, 2005 9:47:29 GMT -5
Here's my first for the day. ;D
Chief Tunney -- (For skipping his bi-yearly dental checkups -- have you seen this guy's teeth?!)
Lt. Gary Fisk ++ (For taking away Russo's overtime when he went that one step too far.)
Marlon Condell -- (For being a brutal rapist and a whiner. Not to mention creepy.)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 49
Detective Tom Selway - 39
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 33
Hank - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Greg Hermanson - 21
Pete Steckle - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 21
Christie Dunbar - 21
Titus Oliver-17
Allison Crider - 13
Marlon Condell - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Chief Tunney - 11
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Todd Moncrief - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Leonard Mattiss-5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: Mouse: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
8) Clay Simmons: Having learned his lesson from the dinner party, he stops talking in whispers in front of the other editors. Someone ends up feeling left out and pushes him off his balcony as he's slurping his pinot.
9) Marybeth's lawyer tells her that if she turns herself in, he can get her Man Two instead of Murder Two. So Marybeth agrees. She lays out her best poison green outfit and draws a bath -- a girl's gotta look her best in court, right? She's having a lovely soak in the very tub where she killed her husband, humming (off-key) to a light jazz station . . . when her foot knocks the radio into the tub. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
10) Stricken with laryngitis and unable to speak, Randy Lyman was playing with the kids next door. They buried him in the sand box, then left to go have dinner at Lena’s in Brooklyn, leaving Mr. Lyman pretty tied up. Seeing a prostitute walking by the park, Mr. Lyman was stricken with the urge to cut her into tiny pieces and struggled to get out of the sandbox, to no avail. Sand collapsed in on him, and after struggling all. day. long. he finally succumbed to his unfulfilled need and suffocated. His body was never recovered. (Yes, it was a big sandbox.)
11. Joan has decided that she needs to involve herself in Jerry's life a little more - he can't be staying at seedy motels near the track without her. She accompanies him to Aquaduct where he places a very sizeable bet on the ponies - DoppleGanger to win in the 8th. Joan, not realizing that the race is about to start, takes a short cut across the track so she can watch from the inside rail and is trampled to death by the charging horses. As for Jerry, he lost everything -- because Doppleganger wasn't actually in the race - they were running a body double!
12 Eric Fitzgerald- As Tom and Marty are taking him to Central Booking, his bad cologne is smelling up the whole squad car. Marty stops and opens the back door to air out the car, and Eric jumps out on the street side, where he is hit by an uptown bus, and his body is deposited at 52nd Street. That's what he gets for calling Jim "a bad-ass cop?"
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Post by rducasey on Nov 30, 2005 11:27:46 GMT -5
Karma for you Maggie, for pointing out the Chief's Dental Hygiene. After that ass kicking he gave Jimmy, I love when anyone dumps on him.
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Post by dogma on Nov 30, 2005 11:55:10 GMT -5
first daily pix:
Hank: ++ because i'm a doggy person,, and he still isn't shedding on jim's clothes
karen: ++ for not holding back, ,and really letting jim have it regarding nick,, the kid gloves were no where around ( not that she ever used them for jim )
leonard mattis: -- because he's not getting ready for his transfer to atica, ,and should be busy packing his parka
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 49
Detective Tom Selway - 39
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Greg Hermanson - 21
Pete Steckle - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 21
Christie Dunbar - 21
Titus Oliver-17
Allison Crider - 13
Marlon Condell - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Chief Tunney - 11
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Todd Moncrief - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Leonard Mattiss-3
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: Mouse: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
8) Clay Simmons: Having learned his lesson from the dinner party, he stops talking in whispers in front of the other editors. Someone ends up feeling left out and pushes him off his balcony as he's slurping his pinot.
9) Marybeth's lawyer tells her that if she turns herself in, he can get her Man Two instead of Murder Two. So Marybeth agrees. She lays out her best poison green outfit and draws a bath -- a girl's gotta look her best in court, right? She's having a lovely soak in the very tub where she killed her husband, humming (off-key) to a light jazz station . . . when her foot knocks the radio into the tub. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
10) Stricken with laryngitis and unable to speak, Randy Lyman was playing with the kids next door. They buried him in the sand box, then left to go have dinner at Lena’s in Brooklyn, leaving Mr. Lyman pretty tied up. Seeing a prostitute walking by the park, Mr. Lyman was stricken with the urge to cut her into tiny pieces and struggled to get out of the sandbox, to no avail. Sand collapsed in on him, and after struggling all. day. long. he finally succumbed to his unfulfilled need and suffocated. His body was never recovered. (Yes, it was a big sandbox.)
11. Joan has decided that she needs to involve herself in Jerry's life a little more - he can't be staying at seedy motels near the track without her. She accompanies him to Aquaduct where he places a very sizeable bet on the ponies - DoppleGanger to win in the 8th. Joan, not realizing that the race is about to start, takes a short cut across the track so she can watch from the inside rail and is trampled to death by the charging horses. As for Jerry, he lost everything -- because Doppleganger wasn't actually in the race - they were running a body double!
12 Eric Fitzgerald- As Tom and Marty are taking him to Central Booking, his bad cologne is smelling up the whole squad car. Marty stops and opens the back door to air out the car, and Eric jumps out on the street side, where he is hit by an uptown bus, and his body is deposited at 52nd Street. That's what he gets for calling Jim "a bad-ass cop?"
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Post by shmeep on Nov 30, 2005 15:29:16 GMT -5
Here's #2 for the day!
Dr. Alan Galloway -- for not letting us hear what Jim was going to say when he said, "He already blew it at the bank."
Greg Hermanson -- because we eventually have to kill off the good guys too and I have decided to start with him.
Bo Matherson -- for zoning out and staring at Jim a lot during the interview.
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 49
Detective Tom Selway - 39
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Dr. Alan Galloway - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Christie Dunbar - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 19
Greg Hermanson - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Allison Crider - 13
Marlon Condell - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Chief Tunney - 11
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Todd Moncrief - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Leonard Mattiss-3
Those who are no longer with us:
1 - Letitia Barreras
2 - Glen Semple
3 - Warren Doyle
4 - Detective Terry Jansen
5 - Ty Largent
6 - Lloyd Crider
7 - Nick Dyson
8 - Clay Simmons
9 - Marybeth Desmond
10 - Randy Lyman
11 - Joan Tuxhorn
12 - Eric Fitzgerald
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Post by housemouse on Nov 30, 2005 15:47:31 GMT -5
My first for today:
++ Dr. Galloway for pulling Jim's card in Four Feet Under
++ Greg Hermanson - Because I won't let him be the first good guy killed
-- Chief Tunney Because he should be the first "good guy" killed because he was so hard on our little Jimmy. And apparently he has halitosis.
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 49
Detective Tom Selway - 39
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Christie Dunbar - 21
Greg Hermanson - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Allison Crider - 13
Marlon Condell - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Chief Tunney - 9
Todd Moncrief - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Leonard Mattiss-3
Those who are no longer with us:
1- Letitia Barreras
2- Glen Semple
3-Warren Doyle
4) Detective Terry Jansen
5) Ty Largent
6) Lloyd Crider
7) Nick Dyson
8) Clay Simmons
9) Marybeth Desmond
10)Randy Lyman
11)Joan Tuxhorn
12)Eric Fitzgerald
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Post by mlm828 on Nov 30, 2005 16:10:37 GMT -5
Leonard Mattis -- for "You don't want to be transferring me"
Allison Crider -- for being an enabler
Detective Tom Selway ++ for his unique fashion sense
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 49
Detective Tom Selway - 41
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Christie Dunbar - 21
Greg Hermanson - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Marlon Condell - 13
Rory Glann - 13
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Allison Crider - 11
Chief Tunney - 9
Todd Moncrief - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Leonard Mattiss-1
Those who are no longer with us:
1- Letitia Barreras
2- Glen Semple
3-Warren Doyle
4) Detective Terry Jansen
5) Ty Largent
6) Lloyd Crider
7) Nick Dyson
8) Clay Simmons
9) Marybeth Desmond
10)Randy Lyman
11)Joan Tuxhorn
12)Eric Fitzgerald
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Post by mlm828 on Nov 30, 2005 16:14:06 GMT -5
Good-bye, Leonard Mattis!
Leonard Mattis -- because I want to be the one to do him in
Todd Moncrief -- for general creepiness
Marlon Condell -- for pulling his gun and putting Jim in a tight spot
Detective Jim Dunbar - 77
Lt. Gary Fisk - 49
Detective Tom Selway - 41
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Christie Dunbar - 21
Greg Hermanson - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Rory Glann - 13
Marlon Condell - 11
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Allison Crider - 11
Chief Tunney - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Those who are no longer with us:
1) Letitia Barreras
2) Glen Semple
3) Warren Doyle
4) Detective Terry Jansen
5) Ty Largent
6) Lloyd Crider
7) Nick Dyson
8) Clay Simmons
9) Marybeth Desmond
10) Randy Lyman
11) Joan Tuxhorn
12) Eric Fitzgerald
13) Leonard Mattis
Good-bye, and good riddance:
13) Leonard Mattis -- After he is transferred to Attica, the guy who "runs the tier" there does to him what he did to Marlon Condell. Then he dies of hypothermia, because he didn't "bring a parka upstate."
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Post by housemouse on Nov 30, 2005 16:57:34 GMT -5
My second for today:
++ Jim Dunbar for those drool-worthy tank tops
++ Lt. Fisk - "Follow me pooch"
++ Christie Dunbar for a "sofa king cool" t-shirt
Detective Jim Dunbar - 79
Lt. Gary Fisk - 51
Detective Tom Selway - 41
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Dr. Alan Galloway - 33
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Christie Dunbar - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Greg Hermanson - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Rory Glann - 13
Marlon Condell - 11
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Allison Crider - 11
Chief Tunney - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Those who are no longer with us:
1) Letitia Barreras
2) Glen Semple
3) Warren Doyle
4) Detective Terry Jansen
5) Ty Largent
6) Lloyd Crider
7) Nick Dyson
8) Clay Simmons
9) Marybeth Desmond
10) Randy Lyman
11) Joan Tuxhorn
12) Eric Fitzgerald
13) Leonard Mattis
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Post by bjobsessed on Nov 30, 2005 17:10:23 GMT -5
#2
Dr. Galloway++ because I loved every minute of him on the show
Tom Selway++for giving Jim some good suggestions on things to do with Christie
Jim Dunbar++for protecting Christie at Clay's party no matter if he was right or wrong
Detective Jim Dunbar - 81
Lt. Gary Fisk - 51
Detective Tom Selway - 41
Dr. Alan Galloway - 37
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Dean Bostic - 23
Christie Dunbar - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Greg Hermanson - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Rory Glann - 13
Marlon Condell - 11
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Allison Crider - 11
Chief Tunney - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Those who are no longer with us:
1) Letitia Barreras
2) Glen Semple
3) Warren Doyle
4) Detective Terry Jansen
5) Ty Largent
6) Lloyd Crider
7) Nick Dyson
8) Clay Simmons
9) Marybeth Desmond
10) Randy Lyman
11) Joan Tuxhorn
12) Eric Fitzgerald
13) Leonard Mattis
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Post by hoosier on Nov 30, 2005 17:28:36 GMT -5
Todd Moncrief--for not only being a creepy stalker dude but a drug addict, burglar and male prostitute yech!
Lt. Gary Fisk++for having Jim's back in Past Imperfect until he was certain Greg wasn't a threat
Christie Dunbar++for not getting mad at Jim for not telling her he had been cleared by Galloway
Detective Jim Dunbar - 81
Lt. Gary Fisk - 53
Detective Tom Selway - 41
Dr. Alan Galloway - 37
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 35
Hank - 33
Detective Marty Russo - 29
Walter Clark - 25
Artie Steckle - 27
Jake Crider - 25
Christie Dunbar-25
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 21
Greg Hermanson - 21
Bo 'Midnight' Matherson - 19
Titus Oliver-17
Rory Glann - 13
Marlon Condell - 11
Johnny Currea - 11
Sonny Famigletti - 11
Allison Crider - 11
Chief Tunney - 9
Debbie Diament - 9
Todd Moncrief - 5
Those who are no longer with us:
1) Letitia Barreras
2) Glen Semple
3) Warren Doyle
4) Detective Terry Jansen
5) Ty Largent
6) Lloyd Crider
7) Nick Dyson
8) Clay Simmons
9) Marybeth Desmond
10) Randy Lyman
11) Joan Tuxhorn
12) Eric Fitzgerald
13) Leonard Mattis
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