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Post by doobrah on Nov 25, 2005 10:10:20 GMT -5
My #1 today:
Marybeth Desmond -- (for being a whiny B)
Walter Clark ++ (what a cool, down-to-earth guy who treated our favorite blond with respect)
Allison Crider -- (for baking cookies and "standing by her man")
Detective Jim Dunbar - 45
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25
Lt. Gary Fisk - 25
Detective Tom Selway- 22
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Walter Clark - 21
Sonny Famigletti - 19
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Detective Marty Russo-17
Bo "Midnight" Matherson-15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Allison Crider - 13
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 11
Lloyd Crider - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Nick Irons -- 11
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Glen Semple - 3
Warren Doyle - 1
Gone:
1- Letitia Barreras
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Nov 25, 2005 10:28:36 GMT -5
We get two a day, right? So this is my second and now I'll just have to wait until tomorrow!
Sonny Famigletti -- for being stupid enough to sit in a garbage dumpster for six hours!
Glenn Semple -- for zipping up his pants in the middle of the squadroom - EW!
Lt. Gary Fisk ++ for slapping Marty with the no-overtime penalty for not knowing when to SHUT UP!
Detective Jim Dunbar - 45
Lt. Gary Fisk - 27
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25
Detective Tom Selway- 22
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Walter Clark - 21
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Sonny Famigletti - 17
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Detective Marty Russo-17
Bo "Midnight" Matherson-15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Allison Crider - 13
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 11
Lloyd Crider - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Nick Irons -- 11
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Glen Semple - 1
Warren Doyle - 1
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Post by housemouse on Nov 25, 2005 11:06:11 GMT -5
++ For Detective Jim Dunbar for being an all around hotty!
-- For Glen Semple for being a racist pig
-- For Warren Doyle for being an all around pig and generally horrible human being.
Detective Jim Dunbar - 47
Lt. Gary Fisk - 27
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25
Detective Tom Selway- 22
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Walter Clark - 21
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Sonny Famigletti - 17
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Detective Marty Russo-17
Bo "Midnight" Matherson-15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Allison Crider - 13
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 11
Lloyd Crider - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Nick Irons -- 11
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Gone are:
Glen Semple
Warren Doyle
First Glen Semple's death. I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
Warren Doyle, a ragging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
I hope I did that right!
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Nov 25, 2005 11:46:21 GMT -5
Oh, yes, you did it up right, with a big red bow! Way to go Housemouse!
I can't think of a more fitting ending for either one of them!
LongLashes
P.S. (Karma!)
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Post by maggiethecat on Nov 25, 2005 11:53:07 GMT -5
Great job, Mouse! I just hope one of that mob of adolescent boys remembers to beat Doyle "until his kidneys bleed." Heh.
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Post by inuvik on Nov 25, 2005 11:53:56 GMT -5
I was just doing my death to Warren when Mouse posted and killed him off--WHAAAAA! I really wanted to have this one. Anyway, I haven't done mine yet, but I'm fixing the list. I think we should number the deaths, and keep the method of demise, they are funny. I really wanted to kill Doyle! Oh well, thanks to those who saved him for me anyway.  Detective Jim Dunbar - 47 Lt. Gary Fisk - 27 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25 Detective Tom Selway- 22 Hank - 21 Dr. Allan Galloway-21 Walter Clark - 21 Artie Steckle -- 19 Dean Bostic - 19 Jake Crider - 19 Sonny Famigletti - 17 Pete Steckle -- 17 Johnny Currea - 17 Rory Glann - 17 Greg Hermanson -17 Titus Oliver - 17 Detective Marty Russo-17 Bo "Midnight" Matherson-15 Marlon Condell - 15 Debbie Diament - 15 Allison Crider - 13 Leonard Mattis - 13 Eric Fitzgerald - 13 Randy Lyman - 13 Todd Moncrief - 13 Christie Dunbar - 11 Lloyd Crider - 11 Joan Tuxhorn - 11 Chief Tunney - 11 Clay Simmons - 11 Marybeth Desmond - 11 Nick Irons -- 11 Ty Largent - 7 Detective Terry Jansen - 7 Gone are: 1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be.-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?" 2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts. 3-Warren Doyle A ragging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. |
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Post by inuvik on Nov 25, 2005 11:57:10 GMT -5
Thanks for the list dogma! Karma!!
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Post by housemouse on Nov 25, 2005 12:10:21 GMT -5
I was just doing my death to Warren when Mouse posted and killed him off--WHAAAAA! I really wanted to have this one. Anyway, I haven't done mine yet, but I'm fixing the list. I think we should number the deaths, and keep the method of demise, they are funny. I really wanted to kill Doyle! Oh well, thanks to those who saved him for me anyway. By all means please kill him! I believe Mr. Doyle believed in reincarnation and he has returned to Earth. Go to it inuvik! |
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Post by maggiethecat on Nov 25, 2005 12:10:51 GMT -5
Here's my number one for Friday . . . although I'm still so full of pie it's hard to think.
Detective Terry Jansen-- (He's like Nixon, this guy -- hard to decide which was more despicable: his actions or the cover-up!)
Marybeth Desmond--(because dishwater blondes with pasty skin shouldn't wear acid green)
Detective Jim Dunbar++(just for looking so darned good in that Burberry)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 47
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25
Lt. Gary Fisk - 25
Detective Tom Selway- 22
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Sonny Famigletti - 19
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Walter Clark - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Detective Marty Russo-17
Bo Midnight Matherson-15
Allison Crider - 15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 11
Lloyd Crider - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Nick Irons -- 11
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 5
GONE: Warren Doyle
GONE: Letitia Barras
GONE: Glen Semple
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Post by inuvik on Nov 25, 2005 12:57:02 GMT -5
Nick Irons -- (no sympathy for lying when in a relationship)
Terry Jansen ++ (who knows how any of us would react in crisis)
LLoyd Crider -- (child abuse)
And-- I was going to kill Warren by having young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
Boy, I never knew I could be so vicious!
Detective Jim Dunbar - 47
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25
Lt. Gary Fisk - 25
Detective Tom Selway- 22
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Sonny Famigletti - 19
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Walter Clark - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Detective Marty Russo-17
Bo Midnight Matherson-15
Allison Crider - 15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Lloyd Crider - 9
Nick Irons -- 9
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Gone are:
1- Letitia Barreras
Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be.-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple
I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle
A ragging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
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Post by doobrah on Nov 25, 2005 13:05:26 GMT -5
My #2 for today:
Detective Marty Russo ++ (for mouthing "Kiss my @ss" to Tom)
Detective Tom Selway ++ (for being so gullible: "Seriously? Spiders the size of hubcaps?")
Lt. Gary Fisk ++ (for blocking the Chief of D's in the parking lot)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 47
Lt. Gary Fisk - 27
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25
Detective Tom Selway- 24
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Sonny Famigletti - 19
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Walter Clark - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Detective Marty Russo-19
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Bo Midnight Matherson-15
Allison Crider - 15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Lloyd Crider - 9
Nick Irons -- 9
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Gone are:
1- Letitia Barreras
Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be.-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple
I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle
A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
(uh, defenestrate him? What's that, take his window away?)
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Post by inuvik on Nov 25, 2005 13:10:40 GMT -5
#2 for today:
Jim Dunbar -- (hey, he's not perfect!)
Christie Dunbar ++ (standing by Jim after affair)
Lloyd Crider -- (don't hit your kids dude!)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 45
Lt. Gary Fisk - 27
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 25
Detective Tom Selway- 24
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Sonny Famigletti - 19
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Walter Clark - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Detective Marty Russo-19
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Bo Midnight Matherson-15
Allison Crider - 15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 13
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Nick Irons -- 9
Lloyd Crider - 7
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Gone are:
1- Letitia Barreras
Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be.-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple
I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle
A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
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Post by inuvik on Nov 25, 2005 13:14:34 GMT -5
(uh, defenestrate him? What's that, take his window away?) Close--defenestrate means to throw out of the window |
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Post by maggiethecat on Nov 25, 2005 13:39:30 GMT -5
I've just got to do my second one for the day, even if I miss the chance to do in Terry Jansen ("a candidate to swallow his barrel" if ever I saw one).
Allison Crider -- (for not grabbing her two boys and going to a battered woman's shelter years ago)
Sonny Famigletti -- (for ragging Jim about not calling him the year he was "following Jimmy Buffet around the country.")
Detective Karen Bettancourt ++ (for her wonderfully disgusted delivery of the Jimmy Buffet line)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 45
Lt. Gary Fisk - 27
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 27
Detective Tom Selway- 24
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Walter Clark - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Detective Marty Russo-19
Sonny Famigletti - 17
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 17
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Bo Midnight Matherson-15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 15
Allison Crider - 13
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 13
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Nick Irons -- 9
Lloyd Crider - 7
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Gone are:
1- Letitia Barreras
Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be.-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple
I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle
A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
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Post by housemouse on Nov 25, 2005 14:10:45 GMT -5
Jim Dunbar ++ You take that back, he is perfect!! ;D
Rory Glann ++ For having the nerve to steal that coke.
Debbie Diament -- For being a good old fashioned bitch.
Detective Jim Dunbar - 47
Lt. Gary Fisk - 27
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 27
Detective Tom Selway- 24
Hank - 21
Dr. Allan Galloway-21
Artie Steckle -- 19
Dean Bostic - 19
Walter Clark - 19
Jake Crider - 19
Detective Marty Russo-19
Sonny Famigletti - 17
Pete Steckle -- 17
Johnny Currea - 17
Rory Glann - 19
Greg Hermanson -17
Titus Oliver - 17
Bo Midnight Matherson-15
Marlon Condell - 15
Debbie Diament - 13
Allison Crider - 13
Leonard Mattis - 13
Eric Fitzgerald - 13
Randy Lyman - 13
Todd Moncrief - 13
Christie Dunbar - 13
Joan Tuxhorn - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Clay Simmons - 11
Marybeth Desmond - 11
Nick Irons -- 9
Lloyd Crider - 7
Ty Largent - 7
Detective Terry Jansen - 7
Gone are:
1- Letitia Barreras
Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be.-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple
I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle
A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
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