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Post by montrealslp on Aug 23, 2005 19:46:09 GMT -5
Hey everyone! Shmeep had a great idea to start a game (the image search game). There are lots of games people play on message boards, so it could be fun for us to have a few going! Why not? In fact, it would probably be a good idea to have a "Games" Forum for these threads. Could one of our efficient mods do that? And maybe put this thread and the image game thread in it?
Okay, so here's a game for us that I've seen on another message board. It sounds kinda lame, but it actually got to be fun over there, so maybe we'll get into the spirit of it too!
Simply, you just ask a stupid question and then let someone else answer it. And then they ask the next stupid question. Then somebody comes along and answers it and asks another. And on it goes.
For example:
Q: Why does Jim bite his lip?
A: Because he can't reach his ears with his teeth.
Got it? Good!
So, I shall start:
Q: What kind of people live in Hoboken?
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Post by dogma on Aug 23, 2005 20:07:42 GMT -5
[quote author=montrealslp board=else thread=1124844369
Q: What kind of people live in Hoboken?
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the kind of people that can't afford to cross over the bridge into the big apple !!
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Post by dogma on Aug 23, 2005 20:16:19 GMT -5
i guess i need to follow with a question:
how come the bedroom windows are so smudgy and dont' have blinds?
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Post by montrealslp on Aug 23, 2005 20:24:52 GMT -5
A: Cuz somebody's been smearin' peanut butter on 'em!
Q: Who let the dogs out?
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Post by Eyphur on Aug 23, 2005 20:49:59 GMT -5
The Maid let the dogs out because she was tired of cleaning up the doggy doo from the carpet.
Why are dorm rooms ugly?
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Post by montrealslp on Aug 23, 2005 23:57:01 GMT -5
A: Because it would be shame to have a bunch of drunks sleeping in pretty rooms! (just kiddin'... don't mean any offense!)
Q: Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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Post by kytdunne on Aug 25, 2005 4:08:01 GMT -5
A: He ran off with Ted (and who can blame him?).
Q: Why don't they make Garanimals for adults?
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Post by montrealslp on Aug 25, 2005 20:37:48 GMT -5
A: They do! The adult just has to be 4'3" or shorter and weigh less than 60 pounds!
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by kytdunne on Aug 26, 2005 23:34:47 GMT -5
A: 46 cords. Every law-abiding woodchuck knows that more will exceed the legal limits.
Q: If cats can't taste 'sweet', why will mine only eat sweetened cereal milk?
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Post by montrealslp on Aug 29, 2005 21:05:05 GMT -5
A: Because sweetened cereal vodka is too expensive.
Q: Where do Floridians go in the winter?
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Post by awlrite4now on Sept 5, 2005 1:37:46 GMT -5
A: To Minnesota, to make snow angels.
Q: If you have a bunch of odds and ends on a table and you remove all but one item, is it an odd or an end?
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Post by Eyphur on Sept 5, 2005 10:35:34 GMT -5
It's and odd because there is just one item and one is an odd number.
Why does she sell seashells by the seashore?
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Post by montrealslp on Sept 5, 2005 14:47:14 GMT -5
A: Because she has a strange desire to hear people lose the ability to speak coherently! Q: Where in heck are my keys?  (Hey Eyhpur...I LOVE the JD smilie!) |
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Post by carl1951 on Sept 5, 2005 21:56:46 GMT -5
Oh, no, Garanimals were not made for adults?!
Later, Carl
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Post by dogma on Sept 5, 2005 22:40:24 GMT -5
Oh, no, Garanimals were not made for adults?! Later, Carl carl,, i hate to be the one to tell you this,, but it's about your garanimals,, you have been matching the tiger with the giraffe,, and no one had the nerve to tell you,, and,, those really aren't shorts you're wearing,, they are supposed to be long pants for a younger/shorter person and those argyle socks don't match with anything,, i know, it hurts me as much as it does you,, but i drew the short straw ,, the harem felt it was time to tell you about your ensamble ,, lucky me,,  and one more thing, lucy washed all your fruit of the looms with her new red tshirt,, and for weeks,, you've been wearing pink undies  |
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