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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 18:49:50 GMT -5
 "Wade, if you don't stop throwing things at me, I'm cutting you out of the will." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 18:59:03 GMT -5
The Bakersfield Men's Drama Club practices Shakespeare. Paul: Wade, that's not a spear. Wade: It's my prop, Paul. Cop with Book: How come I have to be the second witch? Paul: Just read the line, man. Cop with Book: [glow=red,2,300]By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes.[/glow] |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 19:05:53 GMT -5
 "Car 54, Where Are You?" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 19:08:21 GMT -5
 "Can I try your tie on, Paul?" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 19:21:11 GMT -5
 "Come on, Eldard's Midnight Lampree!" "Uh, Wade, you shouldn't bet on the horses over the phone..." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 19:22:28 GMT -5
 Are you sure this is how you do the YMCA? |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 19:23:24 GMT -5
 It was determined that this 1970s hood ornament decreased gas mileage both in town and on the highway, so it was discontinued. |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 19:24:23 GMT -5
 "No, wait, really, how do birds poop on the ceiling?" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 19, 2006 19:27:06 GMT -5
 "You have the hiccups again, don't you, Wade?" |
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Post by rducasey on Oct 19, 2006 20:07:18 GMT -5
 OK guys-there's a directive from the Chief of D's, you can no longer say " me and my partner". It's " my partner and I" repeat after me, " My partner and I are on the case now....." |
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Post by Dreamfire on Oct 22, 2006 8:27:33 GMT -5
I caught this guy trying to steal a patrol car...  |
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Post by rducasey on Oct 22, 2006 10:37:22 GMT -5
I caught this guy trying to steal a patrol car... Natasha, I absolutely loved this one! |
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Post by rducasey on Oct 23, 2006 17:13:13 GMT -5
 "Well one things for certain, the DOA has a dog, Marty" |
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Post by Katryna on Oct 23, 2006 17:54:29 GMT -5
"Well one things for certain, the DOA has a dog, Marty" LOL and karma |
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Post by rducasey on Oct 23, 2006 22:04:35 GMT -5
 "OK Eric, You have been chosen to take the Pepsi Challenge. Which of these colas leaves a bitter aftertaste?" |
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