Blind Justice Meets The Actors Studio

[shmeep]

Dance Instructor Lady!

1. What is your favorite word?
Breeeeeathe!

2. What is your least favorite word?
Giddyup!

3)What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Knowing that I can save marriages through the beauty of dance. I swear. I'm better than therapy.

4) What turns you off?
Whiners.

5) What is your favorite curse word?
Tut tut!

6) What sound or noise do you love?
Tap dancing.

7) What sound or noise do you hate?
People falling down in class.

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
An undercover CIA agent--like that girl on Alias.

9) What profession would you not like to do?
Pig Farmer.

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"And step...two...three...right...two...three..."

[maggiethecat]

Pig farmer? Pig farmer? That one made me giggle so hard I got the hiccups.

Loved your Karen, inuvik, and Mouse? I'm a little worried that you're channeling the soul of Leonard Mattis so perfectly.

Oi veh. ;D

[inuvik]

OMG--I am killing myself here--had to get this in before anyone else!

Hank!

1. What is your favorite word?
Woof!

2. What is your least favorite word?
Bark!

3)What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Arf!

4) What turns you off?
Snarl...

5) What is your favorite curse word?
Bark!

6) What sound or noise do you love?
Woof!

7) What sound or noise do you hate?
Arf!

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Bark! (means drug-sniffing dog)

9) What profession would you not like to do?
Growl... (means police dog)

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Woof (means lots of dog food and no more harnesses)

[inuvik]

admin said:

Dance Instructor Lady!

I'm dying here! Karma when I can!

[housemouse]

Mary Beth Desmond

1. What is your favorite word?
Wwwwhhhhhyyyyy?

2. What is your least favorite word?
No.

3)What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A good old fashioned pity party.

4) What turns you off?
People who don't speak Whine.

5) What is your favorite curse word?
Shit.

6) What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of blood evidence being washed down the drain.

7) What sound or noise do you hate?
I can't stand the sound of a southern drawl.

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I think I would be a great therapist, I am a really good listener.

9) What profession would you not like to do?
I don't know how to drive, so I don't think I would make a good taxi driver.

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Sit down and relax Mary Beth, after all you've been through you deserve it.

Modified to correct Mary Beth's name.

[shmeep]

housemouse said:

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Sit down and relax Mary Ann, after all you've been through you deserve it.

So in her imagination, God doesn't know her name? That is sad.

Funny stuff, Mouse!

[housemouse]

admin said:

housemouse said:

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Sit down and relax Mary Ann, after all you've been through you deserve it.

So in her imagination, God doesn't know her name? That is sad.

Funny stuff, Mouse!

Either Mary Beth has some major issues with self-esteem, or I am a lousy typist. Or both.

[housemouse]

Bo "Midnight" Matheson

1. What is your favorite word?
I can't think of a word, how about a sentence: "Midnight wins with a knock-out in the first round."

2. What is your least favorite word?
"Midnight is KO'd in the first round."

3)What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Going a few rounds with the speed bag.

4) What turns you off?
Guys who can't take a punch.

5) What is your favorite curse word?
Nuts.

6) What sound or noise do you love?
Smack (when my fist is hitting the other guy)

7) What sound or noise do you hate?
Smack (when the other guy's fist is hitting me.)

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A nurse, I am a very caring person, really.

9) What profession would you not like to do?
I'm not real sold on being a boxer.

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You took punches for a living? Go to the head of the line.

[maggiethecat]

Oh, we are sooooo on a roll. ;D

Here's Fisk. I'm all out of funny, so I went for grit.


1. What is your favorite word?
Two words: case closed.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Retirement.

3. What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Any excuse to give Russo a rip.

4. What turns you off?
Grown men who act like pissed-off stepsisters.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Hell, I like 'em all.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
A cell door clanging shut -- keep those bastards off the street.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Picking up the phone and hearing Tunney's voice on the other end.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Opera singer, but only at the Met. Can't stand amateurs.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Barber. I don't relate to hair.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Go back. Tunney croaked -- you're the new Chief of Ds.

[housemouse]

Detective Tom Selway

1. What is your favorite word?
Tommy

2. What is your least favorite word?
Thomas!

3. What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Actually being in on a joke and not being fooled by it.

4. What turns you off?
Gullible people

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Mother F**ker

6. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of my baby whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of Russo and Dunbar arguing.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Chapeau salesman *

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Firefighter

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
That's a new record Tom. (wink, wink)

* Karma to anyone who knows what movie I stole that from!

[maggiethecat]

You got me with chapeau salesman, Mouse -- I'm stumped.

Here's Terry Jansen, and someone else will have to do the funny one. I think of Terry, I go all serious.

1. What is your favorite word?
Please.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Blind.

3. What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Working with a great partner.

4. What turns you off?
That fat hump I'm stuck with now.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
My kid giggling.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Gunfire.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Working with kids, I guess. Maybe a kindergarten teacher.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Butcher. Can't stand the sight of blood.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
All is forgiven.

[housemouse]

Misty West

1. What is your favorite word?
Fun

2. What is your least favorite word?
Tennessee

3. What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
When I am really in the zone doing my dance routine.

4. What turns you off?
Cheapskates

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Awe shit, that one's easy!

6. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of dollar bills cruching in my g-string.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Quiet

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I always wanted to be a Marine Biologist, or maybe a college teacher.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Oh man, I could never work in the subway.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
How about a dance Misty?

[Duchess of Lashes]

Hank does the Actor's Studio:

1. What is your favorite word?

Goodboy!

2. What is your least favorite word?

Stay!

3)What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Watching seagulls and trying to figure out how I can get my teeth on one of those damn birds!

4) What turns you off?

Marty looking at me when I'm looking at him. (What are you looking at? Like I wouldn't want to ask him the same damn thing!)

5) What is your favorite curse word?

BITCH!

6) What sound or noise do you love?

The slap of Jim's hand against his thigh especially when I've been left in the corner with a big bowl of water for far toooooo long!

7) What sound or noise do you hate?

Christie and Jim getting slobbery with each other first thing in the morning! (Good thing they're not dogs!)

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Do you know where puppies come from? (You can call me Stud!)

9) What profession would you not like to do?

Thank Gawd I wasn't born a Saint Bernard....although there have been some days with Jim recently when that little whiskey keg would have come in real handy - for both of us.

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I know, I know even God makes mistakes - I've decided that in order to properly level out the playing field, dogs can have nine lives too.

[maggiethecat]

Good one, Lori -- you're as one with the good shepherd!

Here's Terry Jansen, again . . . I'm feeling silly.

1. What is your favorite word?
Righteous, like a righteous collar. Not that I hear that much these days.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Two words: Internal Affairs. Those guys have been all over me like a cheap suit lately.

3. What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Getting away with something.

4. What turns you off?
Getting caught.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
What the f**k kind of question is that?

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Dunbar being nice. Shoot me -- I'm dreamin'.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Dunbar ranking on me. What else?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Grief counselor. I'm really in touch with my emotions.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Guide dog trainer. Between the slobbering dog and the blind guy? Count me out.

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Hey . . . you were pinned down. Fuggedabouddit.

[Duchess of Lashes]

Eric Fitzgerald visits the actors studio

1. What is your favorite word?

What, I can only have one? No, yeah, and Union!

2. What is your least favorite word?

Truth

3)What turns you on: creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

A really good cologne, you know the kind that seems to linger, in the air and on the couch, long after I'm gone.

4) What turns you off?

Someone with a good nose!


5) What is your favorite curse word?

Badass

6) What sound or noise do you love?

Mary Beth's voice

7) What sound or noise do you hate?

Mary Beth's voice

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Scuba diving, only cause I'd love to know what else is on the bottom of the East River.

9) What profession would you not like to do?

Monk

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Oh, that crazy little thing called love....