Post by Chris on Feb 4, 2009 8:34:46 GMT -5
We have now fund 100 lessons learned from Blind Justice - way to go!!!!!
500 -- Dog ashes come in little cake boxes.
499 -- It is appropriate to hang up on one's husband if he has to gall to suggest taking pottery classes together.
498--Dogs should be sent from the room when things start to heat up.
497---"It's Fashion Week" is as good an excuse as "I have a headache".
496--- All apartment house doors should have raised numbers.
495--Always keep kitchen countertops sparkling clean in case a hot guy in a suit decides to sit there.
494--Hank was really a guard dog--for the car.
493 -- Always "take a parka upstate."
492 -- Always agree with the librarian
491--Share ("We share in this squad Dunbar")
490--Play Fair
489--Don't hit people
488--Say You're sorry when you hurt someone.
487--When you go out into the world watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
486--Blind cops should carry guns.
485--Longstreet can be reinvented
484--The correct technique for the speed bag
483: No one is too manly to enjoy the beauty of freshly-cut flowers
482. The importance of being well hydrated.
481. Keeping things in their place.
480. Having a good sense of humor.
479. Not being afraid to be the first to welcome the new guy.
478. If you're sartorially challenged go with Burberry -- works every time.
477. A wise man keep his piece in a drawer. (Couldn't find the right Pilot screencap but y'all know it.
476. Wheatgrass juice fixes everything.
475. Getting into a car with Debbie and Sonny is a really bad idea.
474. If you say you're going to call, be sure to call.
473. That dumpsters make excellent hiding places.
472. That you never, ever, interfere in a co-worker's personal life even if you believe its for their own good.
471. That you always make a mental note of where you parked the car.
470--A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
469--The course of true love never did run smooth
468--All's well that ends well
467--Cowards die many times before their death
466---The valiant never taste of death but once
465--The truth will out.
464---Get Plenty of sleep
463---Exercise daily.
462---Take your vitamins and drink lots of water
461---Take time for hobbies
460---Don't skip meals.
459--Drink in moderation.
458. Not to forget my umbrella when its raining. We don't all look that good wet
457. Pay attention to your appearance
456. Unclutter your desk
455. The greeting – There’s a saying, “you never get a second chance to make a good first impression.”
454. It’s good business to keep personal phone calls to a minimum
453. Stay awake. If you’re prone to nodding off during business meetings or at your desk, bring in some coffee.
452. When working at any job, the key is to be courteous and polite, pay attention to your appearance and treat others with respect. In other words, do not follow this guy’s example.
451. Life's challenges are much more tolerable if you don't have to face them alone.
450--Make polite conversation with those guests around you. Dinner parties are not just about the food, they are intended to be a sociable occasion. (Be polite even if they do offer to cut your meat.)
449--If your spouse is unfamiliar with your friends, introduce him. Don't leave him standing against the wall.
448--Never reach across the table, but rather ask people to pass you things so as not to tip over drinks.
447--- No matter how boring the party is, or how disinterested you are in the topics being discussed, stay awake.
446--And never, ever, ever, threaten to rip off your host's arm! Your wife has a right to be angry at you for that.
445--P.S. And incidently, read the invitation carefully for proper dress. If your wife is going formal, put on a shirt and tie. It's a dinner party, not a Star Trek Convention.
444 -- If your marriage is in jeopardy Ball room dancing is the answer
443 -- Libraries can be inspirational
442 -- (Too much) Cocaine isn't healthy
441 -- (Only?) Blind detectives are allowed to beat the confession out of child molesters
440. Never quit believing in yourself.
439 -- Camel spiders are not as big as hubcaps
438--It's hard being a pioneer but perseverance and determination pay off in the end.
437--Always establish a bridge with a child before asking them hard questions. (Like letting them pet your dog)
436-- Sign Language
435-- How to piss standing up and not mess up your shoes
434--Rain doesn't always mean you have to get wet.
433. In times of stress, women actually wring their hands the way Lillian Gish did in silent movies . . .
432. That lockers (and water coolers) like to play hide and seek.
431-Cook at home often.
430- Make your own coffee (preferably with this particular coffee maker)
429- Bring a brown bag lunch at least 3 times a week.
428-Make a list before shopping.
427-Carry cash to pay for daily incidentals and avoid ATM fees.
426- Instead of buying books, borrow them from the library.
425-Bottle your own water.
424-Avoid the vending machines.
"OK, first one to cave and buy a snack is a loser"
423-Ride your bike whenever possible.
422-Regulate electric use.
421- Whenever possible use public transportation.
420-Leave the bar first, and stick your friends with the bill.
419--Black people can actually be Scottish.
418--It's not OK to live in a mess, even if you can't see it.
417--You can identify your dog by feel and the sound of its bark.
416--Never accept favours from others, you may be asked to do one in return (Artie)
415. Be sure to ask whether co-workers have pet allergies:
414. Only bring dogs that are properly socialized and well-behaved:
413. Bring doggie essentials:
412. Keep your dog confined to your space:
411. The importance of getting along with your co-workers.
410. You never forget an old friend.
409 -- "See you tomorrow" means so much more than just "See you tomorrow"
408 -- What "Sofa King Cool" means
407) To test the ergonomics of all office furniture not only for adequate back support but comfort!
406-Straighten the blinds and keep your work area neat to improve overall appearance of the office. Creates good public relations.
405. Avoid dumpsters . . .
404. . . and only get lost in construction yards where the signs have raised lettering.
403-The correct way to hold chopsticks............
402-Do the boxstep............
401- and punch a speedbag. (sorry, but I just had to.)
Keep them coming!!!!
(and Yes, I have too much time on my hands - at work, that is...)
- Chris
500 -- Dog ashes come in little cake boxes.
499 -- It is appropriate to hang up on one's husband if he has to gall to suggest taking pottery classes together.
498--Dogs should be sent from the room when things start to heat up.
497---"It's Fashion Week" is as good an excuse as "I have a headache".
496--- All apartment house doors should have raised numbers.
495--Always keep kitchen countertops sparkling clean in case a hot guy in a suit decides to sit there.
494--Hank was really a guard dog--for the car.
493 -- Always "take a parka upstate."
492 -- Always agree with the librarian
491--Share ("We share in this squad Dunbar")
490--Play Fair
489--Don't hit people
488--Say You're sorry when you hurt someone.
487--When you go out into the world watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
486--Blind cops should carry guns.
485--Longstreet can be reinvented
484--The correct technique for the speed bag
483: No one is too manly to enjoy the beauty of freshly-cut flowers
482. The importance of being well hydrated.
481. Keeping things in their place.
480. Having a good sense of humor.
479. Not being afraid to be the first to welcome the new guy.
478. If you're sartorially challenged go with Burberry -- works every time.
477. A wise man keep his piece in a drawer. (Couldn't find the right Pilot screencap but y'all know it.
476. Wheatgrass juice fixes everything.
475. Getting into a car with Debbie and Sonny is a really bad idea.
474. If you say you're going to call, be sure to call.
473. That dumpsters make excellent hiding places.
472. That you never, ever, interfere in a co-worker's personal life even if you believe its for their own good.
471. That you always make a mental note of where you parked the car.
470--A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
469--The course of true love never did run smooth
468--All's well that ends well
467--Cowards die many times before their death
466---The valiant never taste of death but once
465--The truth will out.
464---Get Plenty of sleep
463---Exercise daily.
462---Take your vitamins and drink lots of water
461---Take time for hobbies
460---Don't skip meals.
459--Drink in moderation.
458. Not to forget my umbrella when its raining. We don't all look that good wet
457. Pay attention to your appearance
456. Unclutter your desk
455. The greeting – There’s a saying, “you never get a second chance to make a good first impression.”
454. It’s good business to keep personal phone calls to a minimum
453. Stay awake. If you’re prone to nodding off during business meetings or at your desk, bring in some coffee.
452. When working at any job, the key is to be courteous and polite, pay attention to your appearance and treat others with respect. In other words, do not follow this guy’s example.
451. Life's challenges are much more tolerable if you don't have to face them alone.
450--Make polite conversation with those guests around you. Dinner parties are not just about the food, they are intended to be a sociable occasion. (Be polite even if they do offer to cut your meat.)
449--If your spouse is unfamiliar with your friends, introduce him. Don't leave him standing against the wall.
448--Never reach across the table, but rather ask people to pass you things so as not to tip over drinks.
447--- No matter how boring the party is, or how disinterested you are in the topics being discussed, stay awake.
446--And never, ever, ever, threaten to rip off your host's arm! Your wife has a right to be angry at you for that.
445--P.S. And incidently, read the invitation carefully for proper dress. If your wife is going formal, put on a shirt and tie. It's a dinner party, not a Star Trek Convention.
444 -- If your marriage is in jeopardy Ball room dancing is the answer
443 -- Libraries can be inspirational
442 -- (Too much) Cocaine isn't healthy
441 -- (Only?) Blind detectives are allowed to beat the confession out of child molesters
440. Never quit believing in yourself.
439 -- Camel spiders are not as big as hubcaps
438--It's hard being a pioneer but perseverance and determination pay off in the end.
437--Always establish a bridge with a child before asking them hard questions. (Like letting them pet your dog)
436-- Sign Language
435-- How to piss standing up and not mess up your shoes
434--Rain doesn't always mean you have to get wet.
433. In times of stress, women actually wring their hands the way Lillian Gish did in silent movies . . .
432. That lockers (and water coolers) like to play hide and seek.
431-Cook at home often.
430- Make your own coffee (preferably with this particular coffee maker)
429- Bring a brown bag lunch at least 3 times a week.
428-Make a list before shopping.
427-Carry cash to pay for daily incidentals and avoid ATM fees.
426- Instead of buying books, borrow them from the library.
425-Bottle your own water.
424-Avoid the vending machines.
"OK, first one to cave and buy a snack is a loser"
423-Ride your bike whenever possible.
422-Regulate electric use.
421- Whenever possible use public transportation.
420-Leave the bar first, and stick your friends with the bill.
419--Black people can actually be Scottish.
418--It's not OK to live in a mess, even if you can't see it.
417--You can identify your dog by feel and the sound of its bark.
416--Never accept favours from others, you may be asked to do one in return (Artie)
415. Be sure to ask whether co-workers have pet allergies:
414. Only bring dogs that are properly socialized and well-behaved:
413. Bring doggie essentials:
412. Keep your dog confined to your space:
411. The importance of getting along with your co-workers.
410. You never forget an old friend.
409 -- "See you tomorrow" means so much more than just "See you tomorrow"
408 -- What "Sofa King Cool" means
407) To test the ergonomics of all office furniture not only for adequate back support but comfort!
406-Straighten the blinds and keep your work area neat to improve overall appearance of the office. Creates good public relations.
405. Avoid dumpsters . . .
404. . . and only get lost in construction yards where the signs have raised lettering.
403-The correct way to hold chopsticks............
402-Do the boxstep............
401- and punch a speedbag. (sorry, but I just had to.)
Keep them coming!!!!
(and Yes, I have too much time on my hands - at work, that is...)
- Chris
;D
