Post by awlrite4now on May 12, 2006 12:32:50 GMT -5
A BIT OF FUN
We all need a little stress-reliever!
This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.
Here is your dose of humor...
The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by
Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new name...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:
>>> a = snickle
>>> b = doombah
>>> c = goober
>>> d = cheesey
>>> e = crusty
>>> f = greasy
>>> g = dumbo
>>> h = farcus
>>> i = dorky
>>> j = doofus
>>> k = funky
>>> l = boobie
>>> m= sleezy
>>> n = sloopy
>>> o = fluffy
>>> p = stinky
>>> q = slimy
>>> r = dorfus
>>> s = snooty
>>> t = tootsie
>>> u = dipsy
>>> v = sneezy
>>> w = liver
>>> x = skippy
>>> y = dinky
>>> z = zippy
>>>
2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:
>>> a = dippin
>>> b = feather
>>> c = batty
>>> d = burger
>>> e = chicken
>>> f = barfy
>>> g = lizard
>>> h = waffle
>>> i = farkle
>>> j = monkey
>>> k = flippin
>>> l = fricken
>>> m = bubble
>>> n = rhino
>>> o = potty
>>> p = hamster
>>> q = buckle
>>> r = gizzard
>>> s = lickin
>>> t = snickle
>>> u = chuckle
>>> v = pickle
>>> w = hubble
>>> x = dingle
>>> y = gorilla
>>> z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
>>> a = butt
>>> b = boob
>>> c = face
>>> d = nose
>>> e = hump
>>> f = breath
>>> g = pants
>>> h = shorts
>>> i = lips
>>> j = honker
>>> k = head
>>> l = tush
>>> m =chunks
>>> n = dunkin
>>> o = brains
>>> p = biscuits
>>> q = toes
>>> r = doodle
>>> s = fanny
>>> t = sniffer
>>> u = sprinkles
>>> v = frack
>>> w =squirt
>>> x = humperdinck
>>> y = hiney
>>> z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146
times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
OK...I'm Dorky Pottybrains. How about you? ;D
We all need a little stress-reliever!
This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.
Here is your dose of humor...
The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by
Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new name...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:
>>> a = snickle
>>> b = doombah
>>> c = goober
>>> d = cheesey
>>> e = crusty
>>> f = greasy
>>> g = dumbo
>>> h = farcus
>>> i = dorky
>>> j = doofus
>>> k = funky
>>> l = boobie
>>> m= sleezy
>>> n = sloopy
>>> o = fluffy
>>> p = stinky
>>> q = slimy
>>> r = dorfus
>>> s = snooty
>>> t = tootsie
>>> u = dipsy
>>> v = sneezy
>>> w = liver
>>> x = skippy
>>> y = dinky
>>> z = zippy
>>>
2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:
>>> a = dippin
>>> b = feather
>>> c = batty
>>> d = burger
>>> e = chicken
>>> f = barfy
>>> g = lizard
>>> h = waffle
>>> i = farkle
>>> j = monkey
>>> k = flippin
>>> l = fricken
>>> m = bubble
>>> n = rhino
>>> o = potty
>>> p = hamster
>>> q = buckle
>>> r = gizzard
>>> s = lickin
>>> t = snickle
>>> u = chuckle
>>> v = pickle
>>> w = hubble
>>> x = dingle
>>> y = gorilla
>>> z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
>>> a = butt
>>> b = boob
>>> c = face
>>> d = nose
>>> e = hump
>>> f = breath
>>> g = pants
>>> h = shorts
>>> i = lips
>>> j = honker
>>> k = head
>>> l = tush
>>> m =chunks
>>> n = dunkin
>>> o = brains
>>> p = biscuits
>>> q = toes
>>> r = doodle
>>> s = fanny
>>> t = sniffer
>>> u = sprinkles
>>> v = frack
>>> w =squirt
>>> x = humperdinck
>>> y = hiney
>>> z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146
times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
OK...I'm Dorky Pottybrains. How about you? ;D
You know, this sounds like it needs to be on one of those quadruple x rated sites!
