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Post by maggiethecat on May 20, 2006 9:11:35 GMT -5
Oops. My bad.
Okay, I really did get carried away and I apologize. It won't happen again, I promise! ;D
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Post by inuvik on May 20, 2006 12:59:03 GMT -5
Ok, I'm with Carl and we'll keep it at 20 words or less.
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Post by inuvik on May 20, 2006 13:01:43 GMT -5
Mark was walking through the aquaduct when he saw a bright penny. He picked it up and threw it into a baby's pram. The pram held all sorts of valuables. That tennis shoe he was sure would fit his friend who is only 3 feet tall. A size 2 is hard to find. But what good is only one shoe?
Mark then noticed there was a note shoved into the shoe. Opening it, it said, "HELP! I am trapped in a bottle underneath the aqueduct! Rescue me and I will grant you two wishes! Mark peered over and saw an elf. The elf said he would grant two wishes. Mark's first wish was to be able to see where the cookies were made. Suddenly, he was standing at the foot of a hollow tree. Chocolate chip! My favorite!
After gorging himself, Mark decided he had better not waste his last wish. World peace? Nah. I wish for Blind Justice to be brought back to television and a dvd release of the first season. That would be perfect. Whereupon the elf cried, "Hey, I'm an elf, not a freakin' miracle worker. For a job like that you need Michael Eisner. Uh, Shrek." Mark said, "Then I want ... a SHRUBBERY!!" The elf replied, "Do I look like Monty Python?"
Finally Mark said, "Give me a girlfriend. I'm tired of walking by myself! I want to share this magical place!" "Share this magical place?" replied the knight (who looked suspiciously like John Cleese). "We are not into magic. We are the knights who say Ni!" "Oh, puhleeze," said Mark. "I do not know what you mean by Ni. No one does. No one ever has known. It's Python-speak, and about as understandable as Latin."
At that very moment, a man (who looked suspiciously like Michael Palin) came by pulling a cart on which were heaped a number of corpses, and calling out,"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.""Dead?" replied Mark. "We ain't got no stinkin' dead . . . unless you mean Sam Berglass." He gestured to a slim blonde youth lying in the grass. "And we have no idea what killed him."
Mark decided to be the hero and use his last wish to find out who or what killed Sam.
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Post by doobrah on May 20, 2006 15:14:36 GMT -5
Mark was walking through the aquaduct when he saw a bright penny. He picked it up and threw it into a baby's pram. The pram held all sorts of valuables. That tennis shoe he was sure would fit his friend who is only 3 feet tall. A size 2 is hard to find. But what good is only one shoe?
Mark then noticed there was a note shoved into the shoe. Opening it, it said, "HELP! I am trapped in a bottle underneath the aqueduct! Rescue me and I will grant you two wishes! Mark peered over and saw an elf. The elf said he would grant two wishes. Mark's first wish was to be able to see where the cookies were made. Suddenly, he was standing at the foot of a hollow tree. Chocolate chip! My favorite!
After gorging himself, Mark decided he had better not waste his last wish. World peace? Nah. I wish for Blind Justice to be brought back to television and a dvd release of the first season. That would be perfect. Whereupon the elf cried, "Hey, I'm an elf, not a freakin' miracle worker. For a job like that you need Michael Eisner. Uh, Shrek." Mark said, "Then I want ... a SHRUBBERY!!" The elf replied, "Do I look like Monty Python?"
Finally Mark said, "Give me a girlfriend. I'm tired of walking by myself! I want to share this magical place!" "Share this magical place?" replied the knight (who looked suspiciously like John Cleese). "We are not into magic. We are the knights who say Ni!" "Oh, puhleeze," said Mark. "I do not know what you mean by Ni. No one does. No one ever has known. It's Python-speak, and about as understandable as Latin."
At that very moment, a man (who looked suspiciously like Michael Palin) came by pulling a cart on which were heaped a number of corpses, and calling out,"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.""Dead?" replied Mark. "We ain't got no stinkin' dead . . . unless you mean Sam Berglass." He gestured to a slim blonde youth lying in the grass. "And we have no idea what killed him."
Mark decided to be the hero and use his last wish to find out who or what killed Sam.
"Ah," said the elf, "but you may have only the skills available to the investigating detective. He was blind. Continue?"
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Post by housemouse on May 20, 2006 18:23:37 GMT -5
Mark was walking through the aquaduct when he saw a bright penny. He picked it up and threw it into a baby's pram. The pram held all sorts of valuables. That tennis shoe he was sure would fit his friend who is only 3 feet tall. A size 2 is hard to find. But what good is only one shoe?
Mark then noticed there was a note shoved into the shoe. Opening it, it said, "HELP! I am trapped in a bottle underneath the aqueduct! Rescue me and I will grant you two wishes! Mark peered over and saw an elf. The elf said he would grant two wishes. Mark's first wish was to be able to see where the cookies were made. Suddenly, he was standing at the foot of a hollow tree. Chocolate chip! My favorite!
After gorging himself, Mark decided he had better not waste his last wish. World peace? Nah. I wish for Blind Justice to be brought back to television and a dvd release of the first season. That would be perfect. Whereupon the elf cried, "Hey, I'm an elf, not a freakin' miracle worker. For a job like that you need Michael Eisner. Uh, Shrek." Mark said, "Then I want ... a SHRUBBERY!!" The elf replied, "Do I look like Monty Python?"
Finally Mark said, "Give me a girlfriend. I'm tired of walking by myself! I want to share this magical place!" "Share this magical place?" replied the knight (who looked suspiciously like John Cleese). "We are not into magic. We are the knights who say Ni!" "Oh, puhleeze," said Mark. "I do not know what you mean by Ni. No one does. No one ever has known. It's Python-speak, and about as understandable as Latin."
At that very moment, a man (who looked suspiciously like Michael Palin) came by pulling a cart on which were heaped a number of corpses, and calling out,"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.""Dead?" replied Mark. "We ain't got no stinkin' dead . . . unless you mean Sam Berglass." He gestured to a slim blonde youth lying in the grass. "And we have no idea what killed him."
Mark decided to be the hero and use his last wish to find out who or what killed Sam.
"Ah," said the elf, "but you may have only the skills available to the investigating detective. He was blind. Continue?"
Then Mark started to come to. The world was fuzzy; as his eyes adjusted he tried to piece together the events
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Post by inuvik on May 20, 2006 18:53:04 GMT -5
Mark was walking through the aquaduct when he saw a bright penny. He picked it up and threw it into a baby's pram. The pram held all sorts of valuables. That tennis shoe he was sure would fit his friend who is only 3 feet tall. A size 2 is hard to find. But what good is only one shoe?
Mark then noticed there was a note shoved into the shoe. Opening it, it said, "HELP! I am trapped in a bottle underneath the aqueduct! Rescue me and I will grant you two wishes! Mark peered over and saw an elf. The elf said he would grant two wishes. Mark's first wish was to be able to see where the cookies were made. Suddenly, he was standing at the foot of a hollow tree. Chocolate chip! My favorite!
After gorging himself, Mark decided he had better not waste his last wish. World peace? Nah. I wish for Blind Justice to be brought back to television and a dvd release of the first season. That would be perfect. Whereupon the elf cried, "Hey, I'm an elf, not a freakin' miracle worker. For a job like that you need Michael Eisner. Uh, Shrek." Mark said, "Then I want ... a SHRUBBERY!!" The elf replied, "Do I look like Monty Python?"
Finally Mark said, "Give me a girlfriend. I'm tired of walking by myself! I want to share this magical place!" "Share this magical place?" replied the knight (who looked suspiciously like John Cleese). "We are not into magic. We are the knights who say Ni!" "Oh, puhleeze," said Mark. "I do not know what you mean by Ni. No one does. No one ever has known. It's Python-speak, and about as understandable as Latin."
At that very moment, a man (who looked suspiciously like Michael Palin) came by pulling a cart on which were heaped a number of corpses, and calling out,"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.""Dead?" replied Mark. "We ain't got no stinkin' dead . . . unless you mean Sam Berglass." He gestured to a slim blonde youth lying in the grass. "And we have no idea what killed him."
Mark decided to be the hero and use his last wish to find out who or what killed Sam.
"Ah," said the elf, "but you may have only the skills available to the investigating detective. He was blind. Continue?"
Then Mark started to come to. The world was fuzzy; as his eyes adjusted he tried to piece together the events
since he fell. His girlfriend Sarah stood over him. "Yes, you blacked out. Did you hallucinate about Blind Justice again?"
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Post by inuvik on May 23, 2006 15:22:29 GMT -5
No responses for a few days, so I will say: THE END.
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