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Post by anna on Jul 19, 2006 23:20:35 GMT -5
Natasha, that is too funny. Karma from me, too.
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Post by rducasey on Jul 20, 2006 6:28:00 GMT -5
 "Hey! Who's hand is that? Watch it!" |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 20, 2006 6:35:49 GMT -5
 "Mary Beth, my partner can't see you so I am going to describe you for him. "She is wearing a bad ass green sweater, and her eyebrows are painted on. She is really a hard looking broad with dishwater blond hair. She looks like she has been around the block a few times." Ok, now we are very sorry about your husband........ |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 20, 2006 8:43:46 GMT -5
 "Leonard, my partner can't see you so I am going to describe you for him, "he is a handsome man, with beautiful brown eyes, and a kindly face. He is impeccably dressed in a blue jump suit, with his number on the pocket." so, now why'd you put that hit out on Marlon Condell?" |
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Post by inuvik on Jul 20, 2006 11:27:12 GMT -5
Count me in too for karma Natasha! That was hilarious! Can hardly wait for 1B. ;D
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Jul 20, 2006 19:07:02 GMT -5
 Come on, Christie! It's late, the streets are quiet and with the On-Star system, I know I can do this. Give me the keys, please? |
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Post by Dreamfire on Jul 20, 2006 19:40:11 GMT -5
;D
hahahahh hehehehe, yes can we see Jim driving pleeese!
apeals to my warped sense of humor.
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Post by Katryna on Jul 20, 2006 20:47:52 GMT -5
 Geez, I hate it when I get dog hair on my tongue. |
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Post by Dreamfire on Jul 20, 2006 21:21:37 GMT -5
hehehehehe  |
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Jul 20, 2006 21:43:16 GMT -5
Geez, I hate it when I get dog hair on my tongue.  Marty, have I got dog hair on my tongue? Do you see any? Geez, I hate it when I get dog hair on my tongue.  Come on, Tom, would you look, please? I can feel it, I know it's there!  It's there, Karen and it's driving me crazy. Maybe if I gargle and spit, I can get rid of the damn thing!  All of this and I still can't get rid of it! What am I supposed to do now?  No, ma'am, I'm not laughing at you.....you say your partner has a dog hair stuck on his tongue? Alright, alright, we're rolling! |
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Post by Dreamfire on Jul 21, 2006 0:17:35 GMT -5
Oh, very good pickup, very very good pickup LL!!!
I especially like your ending! Karema babe
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Post by rducasey on Jul 21, 2006 6:08:02 GMT -5
 1) Jim learned to deal with his disability ( Clown Feet) when riding the subways. Rule one is to stand well back from the platform as the train is entering the station so as not to lose toes. |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 21, 2006 6:14:13 GMT -5
 2) He attended self help sessions with other Clown Feet afflicted people to learn proper foot placement at cocktail parties, ladder climbing and informational sessions on where to purchase shoes. |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 21, 2006 6:30:39 GMT -5
 3) Marty was a neverending source of ridicule to Jim. "Hey Jim, can we borrow those feet of yours? There's a small forest fire over in Central Park and they need someone to stomp it out." |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 21, 2006 6:38:43 GMT -5
 4) But Christie was ever the supportive wife: "No Sweetie, don't feel so bad, you warned her to wear steel toed shoes. She'll be fine, once the orthopedic surgeon sets her toes." |
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