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Post by Dreamfire on Jul 27, 2006 22:02:53 GMT -5
karma to kathy, and Karma to GB as soon as I can give some more. I love these things! Kissy kissy  |
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Post by dogma on Jul 28, 2006 0:26:35 GMT -5
 jim (to chess partner): "karen told me that the man to your left with the baseball cap on could be my brother, he looks so much like me,, is she kidding me?" reply: "well, i hate to tell you this, blonde dude, but that broad must really be pissed at you" hank " oh brother,, and the bush baked bean dog thought he could keep a straight face when he tells jay he isn't selling the secret recipe" |
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Post by hoosier on Jul 28, 2006 16:56:27 GMT -5
 I can explain about the dolly officer, they were havin' this really great special on canned cat food see... |
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Post by Dreamfire on Jul 28, 2006 19:06:00 GMT -5
 Oh, no! Doesn't he realise he's scarring me for life? |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 28, 2006 19:51:20 GMT -5
 "The itsy bitsy spider.....went up the waterspout......down came the rain.....and washed the spider out........out came the sun..." |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 28, 2006 20:20:13 GMT -5
 Jim was a Boy Scout in his youth and lived by their motto, Be Prepared, so when one cell phone didn't work...........  He used the other one. |
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Post by maggiethecat on Jul 28, 2006 23:47:21 GMT -5
 "Seriously, Officer, his head was that . . . big." |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 29, 2006 9:52:27 GMT -5
 Little did the lieutenant suspect, but he was being tailed by the shadow of Old Jack Frost. |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 29, 2006 9:58:58 GMT -5
 You think he'll look good in the fuzzy pink one? Yeah, let's try it. |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 29, 2006 10:02:26 GMT -5
 Jim "In the name of the Father........and of the Son..... Bless you, my son."Marty: "Forget it, Jim. They already filled the part for the priest's stand-in in that Broadway Play...and I don't think they want a blind Father Flynn. Don't flatter yourself, you don't look that much like the lead actor." |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 29, 2006 10:10:15 GMT -5
 "Greg, I know you wanted to talk, but don't you think binding my hands behind my back is going a little far?" |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 29, 2006 10:11:39 GMT -5
 They killed Bambi's mom?? |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 29, 2006 10:14:20 GMT -5
Christie's impeccable table manners:  Spitting. And  Gargling. FYI, the caps I loaded Thursday are all (hopefully) the correct size now. We're up to 235 in Past Imperfect, not quite done with the eppie yet. |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 29, 2006 10:19:49 GMT -5
 After taking a rep for waffling in his union delegate duties, Tom resorts to purse snatching. Unfortunately, it was not his color. |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 29, 2006 10:22:18 GMT -5
"Lets say that you are a light ash brown level 6. Being a level 6 "ash" light brown means that you have an "absence of 'warm' undertones" in your hair now; but; you want to both "lighten and warm up"' the color to the desired level of an 8 warm blonde color, like mine." |
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