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Post by shmeep on Jul 30, 2006 9:15:50 GMT -5
 Ewww! Cheap-ass Scotch! Ha! Karma! |
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Post by maggiethecat on Jul 30, 2006 10:16:35 GMT -5
Ewww! Cheap-ass Scotch! Karma from me too for one of the funniest yet. Reminded me of one of my favorite lines from All About Eve, Margo Channing's description of the booze she's laid in for the party: "The guests don't care as long as it's cheap and it burns." |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 30, 2006 15:08:54 GMT -5
 "Come on, Jim, let's spar a little." Little does Marty know... Jim's packing an extra punch today.  Gotta love it when the wife packs a full lunch. |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 30, 2006 15:26:54 GMT -5
 Ooh, hairball. |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 30, 2006 15:29:24 GMT -5
 "I tell him on the phone, "Lee's Deli, you kill 'em, we grill 'em." So you can see, officers, I didn't kill the man, I just disposed of his body." |
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Post by greenbeing on Jul 30, 2006 15:42:27 GMT -5
 "Joe's Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em."  "Jim, that's wrong, man."  "Come on, Jim, just answer the phone normal for once."  "I'm sorry..."  "Is this Joe's Morgue? I have a body you need to pick up... Yeah, one of my co-workers."  "Let me do it this time: Joe's Morgue..."  "Ees thees Deetecteeve Dunbarr? ... Ees yoor refreegeraator runnink?"  "Marty, is that you? Stop calling my cell!" |
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Post by Dreamfire on Jul 30, 2006 22:00:34 GMT -5
Karma Geebs Karma, I am still trying to get off the floor! My eyes are watering and my tummy hurts. "EEs theese deetecteev dunbar?? Is your refrigorator runink?" This is almost better than outtakes. I bet this IS exactlyhw they fooled around on the set. oh no here it comes again...  Ashatan |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 31, 2006 15:33:49 GMT -5
 "No , I am not that actor from Doubt, and no ,I don't know why it closed........I get mistaken for him....what's his name?? Rob Eldid... all the time...but I am not him. I'm a cop!" |
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Post by hoosier on Jul 31, 2006 17:20:29 GMT -5
 What a big f***ing spider! |
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Post by hoosier on Aug 1, 2006 16:45:37 GMT -5
 Greg, don't turn around but that woman in the yellow jacket has walked by us at least five times... |
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Post by greenbeing on Aug 2, 2006 14:44:47 GMT -5
Jim proves, without a doubt, that he can carry a gun. Effectively.  "No, Jim, don't shoot. I'll let you get out into the field, if that's what you want. Just don't shoot." |
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Post by greenbeing on Aug 2, 2006 14:51:05 GMT -5
Even the best detectives are indecisive on occasion.  Baked, or fried? Corn or potato?  Sour cream, or plain? Cheese, or cool ranch?  "Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police. You can't just sit on the floor like that." "Wait! Um... I'll take the plain fried potato chips." "Original or wavy?"  "Jim? Didn't you go out to get a snack?"  "Karen, let me run something by you..." |
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Post by maggiethecat on Aug 2, 2006 16:26:19 GMT -5
"No, Jim, don't shoot. I'll let you get out into the field, if that's what you want. Just don't shoot." Why am I suddenly reminded of the Letterman parody?  |
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Post by greenbeing on Aug 2, 2006 18:14:50 GMT -5
"No, Jim, don't shoot. I'll let you get out into the field, if that's what you want. Just don't shoot." Why am I suddenly reminded of the Letterman parody? I wouldn't know; I've never seen it. Literally. I've never watched Letterman. Not even the BJ interviews. As such, no stomach-clenching deja vu was intended in the making of this caption, nor were any lieutenants injured shortly thereafter. On the bright side, Hank came away from the shoot that day several doggy treats richer. --GB |
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Post by greenbeing on Aug 2, 2006 18:28:21 GMT -5
 "Bacon! I smell bacon!"  "It's bacon!"  "No, it's not, Hank." |
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