Funny Caption Game

[mlm828]

Returning us to our regularly-scheduled game:



"Checkmate!" "I didn't see that coming!"

[Dreamfire]

I couldn't resist either...

rducasey said:

kathy said:

These screencaps feature two of our feathered friends from the window ledge outside the squad. Their names are Kay and Em and they are both obviously girl pigeons:


Kay: Hey, Em...there's the new guy and he's working a case. Wow, he's pretty handsome.
Em: Have you seen him without those dark glasses? WOW! Our friend Elle-Elle would adore those eyelashes. And Dee would love to peck on those earlobes for sure.



Em: Hurry. It's the blond dude and he's coming to the window. Are my feathers nice and smooth?
Kay: I am glad that we took time to spalsh around in that puddle before we flew up here.


Kay: Have you noticed that he brings his pet to work? A big furry thing that goes "woof". No one else has a pet.
Em: I am just glad it is not one of those small furry things that goes "Meow".
Kay: Look, he has fur on his tongue again.

I can't resist continuing the saga.



Kay: "Hey Em there he is again, that hot homicide detective. "Sigh
Em: "Shouldn't we be heading south for the winter by now?"
Kay: "I got a plan. We can live at that Port Authority Bus Terminal at night. The doors are always open, and hang out here in the sunshine during the day."
Em: "You're a genius Kay.". Tap-tap-tap..."Hey blond dude, blond dude, out here on the ledge......."

Meanwhile Kay and Em's boyfriends, are readying themselves for an all out assault on the target of their chick's infatuation.

[Katryna]

Come on, Christie. It can't be my turn to clean the fish tank. I did it last time...it's your turn for sure.

Here's something I have been contemplating... whose idea was the fish tank? Jim would absolutely not enjoy it. As far as I know, the sole purpose of having fish is to watch them swim around. Christie doesn't seem the type to want fish for pets and I just could not see her cleaning the tank - could you? She would have to don a plastic apron, oversized rubber gloves, surgical mask, and a pair of crocs...Now, Jim might be able to clean the tank, but I think it might take him hours to catch the fish first. It would just be very tricky. Carrying that big tank to the sink to empty it out, etc. Just not a believable prop. However, I am sure that one of you creative thinkers on the board should be able to come up with the reason that Jim & Christie would have a fish tank...can't you???

modified to add: Sorry about the screencap - not the best one of our hero, but I was looking for a good one of the fish tank.

[carl1951]

Concerning the pigeons.

Are you sure one of them isn't Ross Pigeon Hawk?


There are a few people on the board who know about the pigeon joke. I won't be a "stool-pigeon" and give the names of those who know. I can, however, just tell you BJ Obsessed, Euypher, Dogma and a couple of others know. We always have a good laugh about it and I think everyone else will too.

Yes, photos will be posted.

Later, Carl

[bjobsessed]

kathy said:

Come on, Christie. It can't be my turn to clean the fish tank. I did it last time...it's your turn for sure.

Here's something I have been contemplating... whose idea was the fish tank? Jim would absolutely not enjoy it. As far as I know, the sole purpose of having fish is to watch them swim around. Christie doesn't seem the type to want fish for pets and I just could not see her cleaning the tank - could you? She would have to don a plastic apron, oversized rubber gloves, surgical mask, and a pair of crocs...Now, Jim might be able to clean the tank, but I think it might take him hours to catch the fish first. It would just be very tricky. Carrying that big tank to the sink to empty it out, etc. Just not a believable prop. However, I am sure that one of you creative thinkers on the board should be able to come up with the reason that Jim & Christie would have a fish tank...can't you???

modified to add: Sorry about the screencap - not the best one of our hero, but I was looking for a good one of the fish tank.

I don't know about the tank, but it doesn't appear that Jim would have any trouble catching the fish--unless they're playing hide and seek. It always looks empty to me! That's a bad prop.

[Katryna]

bjobsessed said:

I don't know about the tank, but it doesn't appear that Jim would have any trouble catching the fish--unless they're playing hide and seek. It always looks empty to me! That's a bad prop.

Different episode...looks like at least two fish to me.

[bjobsessed]

You're right. I just never noticed any in there before. Seems funny to have a big tank like that for just two fish!

[rducasey]

kathy said:

Come on, Christie. It can't be my turn to clean the fish tank. I did it last time...it's your turn for sure.

Here's something I have been contemplating... whose idea was the fish tank? Jim would absolutely not enjoy it. As far as I know, the sole purpose of having fish is to watch them swim around. Christie doesn't seem the type to want fish for pets and I just could not see her cleaning the tank - could you? She would have to don a plastic apron, oversized rubber gloves, surgical mask, and a pair of crocs...Now, Jim might be able to clean the tank, but I think it might take him hours to catch the fish first. It would just be very tricky. Carrying that big tank to the sink to empty it out, etc. Just not a believable prop. However, I am sure that one of you creative thinkers on the board should be able to come up with the reason that Jim & Christie would have a fish tank...can't you???

modified to add: Sorry about the screencap - not the best one of our hero, but I was looking for a good one of the fish tank.

I'm still laughing over the visual of Christie cleaning a fish tank. Are there people who come in and do that for people? Like a pool boy, or a yard man, maybe there are aquarium cleaners who come in once a week. I especially love how you got that plug in there for crocs.....the state shoe of RI.
Maybe the tank came with the place when they bought it.........or he wanted a pet and she agreed to fish........or the Interior decorator suggested it......

Jim and Christie had fish in a tank
They were a lot less trouble than Hank
They didn't eat much
Just sat on the hutch
And only needed cleaning when they stank.


(oops, sorry about the "stank")

[awlrite4now]

rducasey said:

I'm still laughing over the visual of Christie cleaning a fish tank. Are there people who come in and do that for people? Like a pool boy, or a yard man, maybe there are aquarium cleaners who come in once a week. I especially love how you got that plug in there for crocs.....the state shoe of RI.
Maybe the tank came with the place when they bought it.........or he wanted a pet and she agreed to fish........or the Interior decorator suggested it......

Jim and Christie had fish in a tank
They were a lot less trouble than Hank
They didn't eat much
Just sat on the hutch
And only needed cleaning when they stank.


(oops, sorry about the "stank")

Good one! I agree that the decorator probably thought it would "look nice" to have an aquarium right there. It would also make sense to me that someone has come up with the idea of having a fish tank cleaning service for high end clients, like people who do houseplant maintenance and dog walking services.

Great original caption, Kathy.

[rducasey]

Hellew, Is Karen there?


"Speaking"


"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"


"Knock it off Jim!"


"Next one who fools around on the phone is gonna take a rip! You hear me?"

[hoosier]

" Sheesh! Don't get him talking or we'll be here all day long!"
"Tell me about it. I've been sitting in this park so long, people tell me I remind them of the RCA dog!"

[awlrite4now]

hoosier said:

" Sheesh! Don't get him talking or we'll be here all day long!"
"Tell me about it. I've been sitting in this park so long, people tell me I remind them of the RCA dog!"

Nipper! The RCA dog! Too funny!

[rducasey]

amended to add, the meaning of Prince Albert in a Can . It is an old phone joke. But I guess I dated myself. I think you really had to be there. But it was a fun thing to do.

From GOOGLE:

Prince Albert in a Can
Prince Albert is a brand of pipe tobacco sold by John Middleton, Inc. The brand gained widespread recognition, perhaps infamously, due to the classic prank call, where the caller asks if the store has "Prince Albert in a can" and when the unsuspecting clerk responds "yes", the caller follows up with "You'd better let him out (before he suffocates)!"




Hellew, Is Karen there?


"Speaking"


"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"


"Knock it off Jim!"


"Next one who fools around on the phone is gonna take a rip! You hear me?"

[bluedelft]

rducasey said:

amended to add, the meaning of Prince Albert in a Can . It is an old phone joke. But I guess I dated myself. I think you really had to be there. But it was a fun thing to do.

From GOOGLE:

Prince Albert in a Can
Prince Albert is a brand of pipe tobacco sold by John Middleton, Inc. The brand gained widespread recognition, perhaps infamously, due to the classic prank call, where the caller asks if the store has "Prince Albert in a can" and when the unsuspecting clerk responds "yes", the caller follows up with "You'd better let him out (before he suffocates)!"

Guess I'm dating myself since I knew what you meant when I first read it.

Karma to you for this one!

[bjobsessed]

bluedelft said:

rducasey said:

amended to add, the meaning of Prince Albert in a Can . It is an old phone joke. But I guess I dated myself. I think you really had to be there. But it was a fun thing to do.

From GOOGLE:

Prince Albert in a Can
Prince Albert is a brand of pipe tobacco sold by John Middleton, Inc. The brand gained widespread recognition, perhaps infamously, due to the classic prank call, where the caller asks if the store has "Prince Albert in a can" and when the unsuspecting clerk responds "yes", the caller follows up with "You'd better let him out (before he suffocates)!"

Guess I'm dating myself since I knew what you meant when I first read it.

Karma to you for this one!

So did I so I'm dated too. (Too bad I'm dated and not dating!)