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Post by rducasey on Jul 12, 2006 9:13:11 GMT -5
 "No Christie they are not for you. These are for all my friends on the Beyond Justice Board who keep the memories of B/J alive. I'm happy I am the source of such fun and camaraderie. " |
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Post by shmeep on Jul 12, 2006 10:01:39 GMT -5
 "Hey, Hank, do you like the cloak that British kid gave me?" |
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Post by doobrah on Jul 12, 2006 10:40:29 GMT -5
 "OK, I do two impressions. Angela Jolie and Scarlett Johannson."  "Hello Christie? Why don't you try Spanish dancing? You know, something with castanets."  "Why yes, I have been taking dance lessons... 5, 6, 7 ,8, Fosse, Fosse Fosse... whadaya think?" |
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Post by maggiethecat on Jul 12, 2006 10:47:40 GMT -5
"Why yes, I have been taking dance lessons... 5, 6, 7 ,8, Fosse, Fosse Fosse... whadaya think?" Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Twyla, Twyla . . . LOL, doobrah! |
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Post by doobrah on Jul 12, 2006 10:48:52 GMT -5
 "Actually, I heard it was THIS big."  "Jim, I knew you were a big fish, so to speak, but this is ridiculous."  "Just fishing, Jim. Think I caught a big one!" |
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Post by doobrah on Jul 12, 2006 10:58:34 GMT -5
 "Uhhh... paper covers rock which cuts scissors. No, that's not right. Scissors cut rock.... breaks... aw Hell, Marty, I'm gonna break your jaw with this stupid game!" |
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Post by anna on Jul 12, 2006 13:05:13 GMT -5
 How many times do I have to say this? Don't. Touch. The Hair!!  Aw damn. Christie's gonna kill me if I've messed up this coat. |
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Post by inuvik on Jul 12, 2006 13:31:46 GMT -5
Boy we sure like fishing in this thread eh? I started a trend!
My fave fishing line from the movies (and what I was thinking of when I wrote it) was Dave, with Kevin Kline (drool). Remember when he had the machine that controlled the robot arms with his movement (I think it was a car assembly plant) and he said the line. Very funny!
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Post by inuvik on Jul 12, 2006 13:48:47 GMT -5
For we White Countess fans: (gunning for karma here  )  (Sexy Ralph) Now that my bar's successful, I was thinking of a new challenge, writing. I have an idea for a new radio show. It's about a blind policeman who carries a rifle. What do you think? (Natasha) That's crazy--it won't make it to the airwaves. And if it does, I give it 13 episodes--OK, 22 max! |
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Post by awlrite4now on Jul 12, 2006 14:24:52 GMT -5
Helluva place to lose my contact lens!
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Post by mlm828 on Jul 12, 2006 14:34:06 GMT -5
 "What the @#$%&*! happened to my beer?" |
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Post by rducasey on Jul 12, 2006 14:44:45 GMT -5
 I don't think I would have agreed if I knew you meant Square Dancing Christie. So this time, when that caller says "allamande left and change your partner", Please make sure that Mr. Brown isn't the one who grabs me. I'm a cop, I have an image to uphold. |
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Post by inuvik on Jul 12, 2006 16:13:22 GMT -5
This is the best I could find--I wanted one of the hanky with the bullet holes--but we all know what they are looking at here...  Must have been some sneeze! Modified to add--My bad--what she is looking at here! |
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Post by Katryna on Jul 12, 2006 18:39:52 GMT -5
For those of us who have seen Doubt:  Detective Dunbar: Could I have some Sugar? Mrs Tuxhorn: Oh, yes - one? Detective Dunbar: Three. I always take Three sugars in my tea. Mrs. Tuxhorn: THREE? Detective Dunbar: Sweet tooth. And I hope you aren't shooting me an appalled glance. Karen, is she makin' a face at me? |
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Post by Dreamfire on Jul 12, 2006 18:41:30 GMT -5
How about a game where you post a screencap with a funny caption, or someone just posts a screencap and we try to come up with funny captions. Ex. Karma to you, this is a fabulous game! |
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