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Post by inuvik on Nov 28, 2005 16:17:49 GMT -5
Number 2 today
Jim Dunbar -- for leaving Hank in the car all the time
Marybeth Desmond -- for murder
Christie Dunbar ++ for living with Jim, can't be easy all the time
Detective Jim Dunbar - 59
Lt. Gary Fisk - 35
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Dr. Allan Galloway - 29
Detective Tom Selway- 29
Detective Marty Russo - 25
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 19
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 15
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Clay Simmons - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by maggiethecat on Nov 28, 2005 17:24:13 GMT -5
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time." I can't even remember who posted this, since it was about three pages back -- Kathy, was it you? -- but I wanted to say WELL DONE! Smart, quick, and appropriately humorous. And kudoes to you for using both Elizabeth Barrett Browning and a line from the show to such amusing effect. Tell me who it was and karma awaits! Mags |
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Post by greenbeing on Nov 28, 2005 17:32:10 GMT -5
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time." I can't even remember who posted this, since it was about three pages back -- Kathy, was it you? -- but I wanted to say WELL DONE! Smart, quick, and appropriately humorous. And kudoes to you for using both Elizabeth Barrett Browning and a line from the show to such amusing effect. Tell me who it was and karma awaits! Mags 'Twas I, Mags! Thanks for appreciating Nick's demise  It was grand fun, killing him off. --GB |
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Post by hoosier on Nov 28, 2005 17:34:52 GMT -5
Allan Galloway++for not cutting Jim any slack and forcing him to take a good hard look at himself
Christie Dunbar--for making Jim guess what kind of mood she is going to be in on any given day
Detective Jim Dunbar++for never having lost his sense of humor
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61
Lt. Gary Fisk - 35
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Tom Selway- 29
Detective Marty Russo - 25
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 19
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 13
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Clay Simmons - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time." [/quote]
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Post by hoosier on Nov 28, 2005 17:38:09 GMT -5
For my second post--and thanks Longlashes! Eric sure blew the first rule of being a cop!!
Lt. Gary Fisk++for not pressuing Jim to give up his gun
Bo Matheson++for wanting to follow his dream no matter the consequences
Detective Tom Selway++for helping Jim when Karen left him at the crime scene in Past Imperfect
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61
Lt. Gary Fisk - 37
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Tom Selway- 31
Detective Marty Russo - 25
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 19
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 13
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Clay Simmons - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time." [/quote][/quote]
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Post by bjobsessed on Nov 28, 2005 17:52:58 GMT -5
Lt. Fisk++(for giving Jim a fair chance even though he had his doubts in the beginning)
Dr. Galloway++(for the wisdom he displayed in his advice and knowing when to let Jim "let it out."
Jim Dunbar++(for being willing to tell Fisk about his gun right from the start)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 63
Lt. Gary Fisk - 39
Dr. Allan Galloway - 33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Detective Tom Selway- 31
Detective Marty Russo - 25
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 19
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 13
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Clay Simmons - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by rducasey on Nov 28, 2005 17:54:25 GMT -5
Detective Jim Dunbar++ For making the coffee in the morning. Nothing like waking up to the smell of fresh coffee.
Detective Tom Selway++ For telling Jim "thanks for coming with us, for real".
Joan Tuxhorn-- For having a cleaning crew in on the day her husband was killed. And shame on the NYPD for allowing this to happen. Ever hear of a crime scene?
Detective Jim Dunbar - 63
Lt. Gary Fisk - 37
Detective Tom Selway-33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 25
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 19
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 13
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 7
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Clay Simmons - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by bjobsessed on Nov 28, 2005 18:14:13 GMT -5
#2
Randy Lyman--(just for being an all-around bad guy)
Karen++(for being able to look past all Jim's imperfections and for not letting him get away with things just because he's blind)
Marty++(for keeping Jim on his toes and maybe giving him all the more reason to fight)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 63
Lt. Gary Fisk - 37
Detective Tom Selway-33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 33
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 27
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 19
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Allison Crider - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 13
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Joan Tuxhorn - 7
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Clay Simmons - 5
Randy Lyman - 3
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by dogma on Nov 28, 2005 18:23:42 GMT -5
marty: ++ for letting jim show his anger in the interrogation room and then treating him as a thug/ drug dealer christy: -- for interrupting the viewers enjoying watching jim shave by making a childish comment about not knowing she could answer his cell phone  jake: for being able to realize he could tell jim what he had been holding inside Detective Jim Dunbar - 63 Lt. Gary Fisk - 37 Detective Tom Selway-33 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway - 31 Detective Marty Russo - 27 Artie Steckle - 23 Hank - 23 Dean Bostic - 23 Pete Steckle - 23 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 21 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Allison Crider - 15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17 Johnny Currea - 15 Sonny Famigletti - 15 Christie Dunbar - 11 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney - 11 Joan Tuxhorn - 7 Todd Moncrief - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 5 Clay Simmons - 5 Randy Lyman - 5 Gone and hopefully soon forgotten: 1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?" 2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts. 3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. 4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry. 5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time. 6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo. 7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time." |
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Post by bjobsessed on Nov 28, 2005 18:29:58 GMT -5
Randy Lyman should have 3 points. I knocked him down from 5 to 3.
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Post by housemouse on Nov 28, 2005 18:31:19 GMT -5
Here is my second for today:
-- Joan Tuxhorn for being almost as whiney as Marybeth
-- Clat Simmons - May he soon choke to death on his fat Irish Tongue
++ Rory Glan because I thought the actor who played him was really good
Detective Jim Dunbar - 63
Lt. Gary Fisk - 37
Detective Tom Selway-33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 27
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 23
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 21
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 11
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Joan Tuxhorn - 5
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Clay Simmons - 3
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by Katryna on Nov 28, 2005 19:03:35 GMT -5
Just a thought: How about if we just let that cute Jake Crider get adopted by the Dunbars so he can play with Hank anytime he wants. I think he's a little too young to be in this game. I just watched him again in Lori's video and that boy needs some good luck and another dog. I'm concerned about Jake, too. He's doing fine now in the game, but eventually won't someone have to kill him? Then we'll be on the same level as his father! |
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Nov 28, 2005 19:25:12 GMT -5
This is the first for today (and I skipped yesterday - completely!)
Rory Glann -- just because there is no way he should have more points than Walter Clarke - Nadia or not!
Clay Simmons -- because he really shouldn't have any idea how Christie likes her meat but then to talk about it in front of Jim....
Jim Dunbar ++ for that chin shrug when he tells Titus Oliver, "things just have a way of working themselves out"
Detective Jim Dunbar - 65
Lt. Gary Fisk - 37
Detective Tom Selway-33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 27
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 21
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 17
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 11
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Joan Tuxhorn - 5
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Clay Simmons - 1
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by mlm828 on Nov 28, 2005 19:31:23 GMT -5
Christie Dunbar ++ to balance out the Christie-haters -- no way Marlon Condell should have more points than she does!
Joan Tuxhorn -- the wicked witch of the East
Marlon Condell -- rapist and slasher
Detective Jim Dunbar - 65
Lt. Gary Fisk - 37
Detective Tom Selway-33
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Marty Russo - 27
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 21
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 15
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 13
Debbie Diament - 11
Leonard Mattis - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Joan Tuxhorn - 3
Clay Simmons - 1
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by shmeep on Nov 28, 2005 19:40:59 GMT -5
#1
And for the kill!
Clay Simmons!!!! -- for his smug expression
Detective Karen Bettencourt -- for holding a grudge
Leonard Mattis -- for waving his hand in front of Jim's eyes.
Detective Jim Dunbar - 65
Lt. Gary Fisk - 37
Detective Tom Selway-33
Dr. Allan Galloway - 31
Detective Karen Bettancourt - 29
Detective Marty Russo - 27
Artie Steckle - 23
Hank - 23
Dean Bostic - 23
Pete Steckle - 23
Rory Glann - 21
Walter Clark - 21
Jake Crider - 21
Greg Hermanson - 17
Titus Oliver - 17
Marlon Condell - 15
Allison Crider - 15
Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 17
Johnny Currea - 15
Sonny Famigletti - 15
Christie Dunbar - 13
Debbie Diament - 11
Chief Tunney - 11
Leonard Mattis - 9
Todd Moncrief - 7
Eric Fitzgerald - 7
Marybeth Desmond - 5
Randy Lyman - 5
Joan Tuxhorn - 3
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
8) Clay Simmons: Having learned his lesson from the dinner party, he stops talking in whispers in front of the other editors. Someone ends up feeling left out and pushes him off his balcony as he's slurping his pinot.
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It was grand fun, killing him off.
