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Post by inuvik on Nov 27, 2005 15:58:02 GMT -5
#2:
Jim Dunbar -- (for not confronting Karen about Nick but going to Nick first) Lloyd Crider -- (for not even realizing what he was doing was wrong) Johnny Currea ++ (cool tattoo!)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 57 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-25 Detective Tom Selway- 25 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Detective Marty Russo - 23 Dean Bostic - 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Pete Steckle - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Johnny Currea - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Sonny Famigletti-15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Leonard Mattis - 13 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Randy Lyman - 9 Todd Moncrief - 9 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Lloyd Crider - 3 Nick Dyson - 3
Gone but not forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen- Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, He's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye, Bye Terry
5) Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that". Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
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Post by inuvik on Nov 27, 2005 16:00:34 GMT -5
Also, it wasn't Shmeep who got Nick's last name wrong. I added him in about Day 2 of the game and took his name from IMDB (I can't believe they have an error!) I've always trusted that site. So no blame to Shmeep! I'm enjoying my 12 million karma, fun to see!
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Post by dogma on Nov 27, 2005 16:01:33 GMT -5
first,, i need to explain: lloyd seems to have 5 votes,, but last nite at 11:35 i took him down to three but,, bjobsessed posted her pix one minute after i did,, and therefore,, didnt' carryover the new lloyd number ( 3 ) that said,, he is down to three,, and in my next two posts,, i will finish him off
lloyd crider: -- for hurting everyone that trusted him
jim dunbar: ++ for the visual ( with in reason ) on how a blind man would pee standing up
sonny: -- for saying such stupid thoughtless remarks to everyone,, not just jim
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-25 Detective Tom Selway- 25 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Detective Marty Russo - 23 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Pete Steckle - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Leonard Mattis - 13 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Randy Lyman - 9 Todd Moncrief - 9 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Lloyd Crider - 1 Nick Dyson - 3
Gone but not forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen- Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, He's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye, Bye Terry
5) Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that". Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
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Post by dogma on Nov 27, 2005 16:12:54 GMT -5
dr galloway: ++ for looking at things from a different perspective to provoke jim's thoughts
hank: ++ for never shedding on jim's fine wardrobe
lloyd: -- by by,, you sob,, for taking your hostilities out on women, children, and dogs
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-27 Detective Tom Selway- 25 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Detective Marty Russo - 23 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Pete Steckle - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Leonard Mattis - 13 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Randy Lyman - 9 Todd Moncrief - 9 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Nick Dyson - 3
Gone but not forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen- Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, He's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye, Bye Terry
5) Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that". Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) lloyd crider: after being abusive to his wife: women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables,, since jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, lloyd is also pelted with children's toys,, heavy stuff,, like tonka trucks,, when lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags,, and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo
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Post by greenbeing on Nov 27, 2005 16:28:39 GMT -5
Shouldn't Nick be down to 1 point? I was just about to post, then realized a couple people posted a minute apart, both going after Nick.
--GB
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Post by mlm828 on Nov 27, 2005 16:36:01 GMT -5
Pete Steckle ++ for listening to Jim and helping himself Leonard Mattis -- for being evil and creepy Randy Lyman -- "tongue collector" -- ugh!
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-27 Detective Tom Selway- 25 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Detective Marty Russo - 23 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Pete Steckle - 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 9 Randy Lyman - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Nick Dyson - 3
Gone but not forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen- Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, He's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye, Bye Terry
5) Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that". Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) lloyd crider: after being abusive to his wife: women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables,, since jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, lloyd is also pelted with children's toys,, heavy stuff,, like tonka trucks,, when lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags,, and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo
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Post by greenbeing on Nov 27, 2005 18:32:11 GMT -5
Detective Marty Russo ++ pity points from the wardrobe department Lt. Gary Fisk ++ for not shoving Glenn Semple out a window or pushing him in front of a bus for trying to be a hip cop--"bushwacker was chilling on the futon" Nick Dyson -- for the scene in the coffee shop when he got Karen's hopes up that he might be apologizing, and getting her to admit she had a good time with him!
(Although I think Nick should have already been down to one point...)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61 Lt. Gary Fisk - 37 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-27 Detective Tom Selway- 25 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Detective Marty Russo - 25 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Pete Steckle - 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 9 Randy Lyman - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Nick Dyson - 1
Gone but not forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen- Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, He's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye, Bye Terry
5) Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that". Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) lloyd crider: after being abusive to his wife: women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables,, since jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, lloyd is also pelted with children's toys,, heavy stuff,, like tonka trucks,, when lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags,, and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo
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Post by greenbeing on Nov 27, 2005 18:40:21 GMT -5
Nick Dyson -- the killing blow for being a jerk when Karen was so hopeful, and so nervous about introducing him around.
Todd Moncreif -- for thinking he was in charge of the investigation for even a second
Detective Tom Selway ++ for being so darn gullible, he's definitely not Eminem and he's way more than groovy
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61 Lt. Gary Fisk - 37 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-27 Detective Tom Selway- 27 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Detective Marty Russo - 25 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Pete Steckle - 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 7 Randy Lyman - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5
Gone but not forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen- Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, He's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye, Bye Terry
5) Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that". Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) lloyd crider: after being abusive to his wife: women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables,, since jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, lloyd is also pelted with children's toys,, heavy stuff,, like tonka trucks,, when lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags,, and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by minianne on Nov 27, 2005 18:50:04 GMT -5
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
I can't help but wonder...when Jim chuckles nervously at Karen's comment if Anne turns to him and says, "Don't laugh...you're next..."?
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Post by greenbeing on Nov 27, 2005 19:10:58 GMT -5
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time." I can't help but wonder...when Jim chuckles nervously at Karen's comment if Anne turns to him and says, "Don't laugh...you're next..."? I actually did think of adding, And Jim gulped, glad he and Anne hadn't ended on that low of a note. Then I figured I'd let ya'll imagine Jim's reaction, knowing he'd be thinking along those lines. --GB
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Post by mlm828 on Nov 27, 2005 19:45:53 GMT -5
Detective Marty Russo ++ for sometimes telling Jim things he doesn't want to hear, but needs to hear Detective Tom Selway ++ king of the one-liners! Dr. Allan Galloway ++ because I haven't given him any points yet (my bad!)
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61 Lt. Gary Fisk - 37 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-29 Detective Tom Selway- 29 Detective Marty Russo - 27 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Pete Steckle - 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 7 Randy Lyman - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5
Gone but not forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. Inuvik's --Young males at the hockey rink sharpen a certain part of his anatomy on the skate sharpening machine, and then have him bleed to death from it. While this is happening, they would shove pointy skates in his anus and make him bleed there too.
4) Detective Terry Jansen- Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, He's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye, Bye Terry
5) Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that". Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) lloyd crider: after being abusive to his wife: women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables,, since jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, lloyd is also pelted with children's toys,, heavy stuff,, like tonka trucks,, when lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags,, and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by maggiethecat on Nov 28, 2005 0:48:28 GMT -5
Well, I never did get around to doing my Sunday picks, so this one's for Sunday -- and, even though it's after midnight, I hope Mighty Mouse and Shmeep will let me have two on Monday. These are from The Pilot: Detective Jim Dunbar ++ (for catching that ball every time it flips off the wall, even though he has ruined the paint) Lt. Gary Fisk -- (for grabbing Jim by the arm and literally pulling him into Karen's desk) Randy Lyman -- (for that cheesy crack about Jim shooting "the children playing next door." Oh, puh- leeze.) Detective Jim Dunbar - 63 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway-29 Detective Tom Selway- 29 Detective Marty Russo - 27 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Pete Steckle - 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Allison Crider -13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Randy Lyman - 5 Gone but not forgotten: 1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?" 2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts. 3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. 4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry. 5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time. 6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo. 7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by housemouse on Nov 28, 2005 13:03:38 GMT -5
-- Dr. Allan Galloway, for refusing to help Jim and Christie with couples therapy. -- Marty Russo for offering to draw a map on Jim's face ++ Allison Crider for agreeing to testify against her disgusting husband
Detective Jim Dunbar - 63 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Detective Tom Selway- 29 Dr. Allan Galloway-27 Detective Marty Russo - 25 Artie Steckle -- 23 Hank - 23 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle -- 21 Pete Steckle - 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Christie Dunbar-15 Johnny Currea - 15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Allison Crider -15 Sonny Famigletti-13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney-9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Randy Lyman - 5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time.
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Post by maggiethecat on Nov 28, 2005 14:28:53 GMT -5
Christie Dunbar -- (For being so snarky to Dr. Galloway that he refused to take them on as clients.) Dr Allan Galloway ++ (For at least giving the Dunbars the name of another therapist, and for not throwing Christie out of his office!) Sonny Famigletti ++ (Because I love that goofy, shambling walk of his -- reminds me of Walter Matthau.) Detective Jim Dunbar - 63 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway - 29 Detective Tom Selway- 29 Detective Marty Russo - 25 Artie Steckle - 23 Hank - 23 Dean Bostic 23 Artie Steckle - 21 Pete Steckle - 21 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Allison Crider - 15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Johnny Currea - 15 Sonny Famigletti - 15 Christie Dunbar - 13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney - 9 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Randy Lyman - 5 Gone and hopefully soon forgotten: 1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?" 2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts. 3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him. 4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry. 5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time. 6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo. 7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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Post by inuvik on Nov 28, 2005 16:13:06 GMT -5
Jim Dunbar -- for wrecking his place's paint job Chief Tunney ++ just doing his job IMO Pete Steckle ++ for trying to get his life together
Detective Jim Dunbar - 61 Lt. Gary Fisk - 35 Detective Karen Bettancourt - 31 Dr. Allan Galloway - 29 Detective Tom Selway- 29 Detective Marty Russo - 25 Artie Steckle - 23 Hank - 23 Dean Bostic - 23 Pete Steckle - 23 Rory Glann - 21 Walter Clark - 21 Jake Crider - 19 Greg Hermanson - 17 Titus Oliver - 17 Marlon Condell - 17 Allison Crider - 15 Bo "Midnight" Matherson - 15 Johnny Currea - 15 Sonny Famigletti - 15 Christie Dunbar - 13 Debbie Diament - 11 Leonard Mattis - 11 Chief Tunney - 11 Joan Tuxhorn - 9 Todd Moncrief - 7 Eric Fitzgerald - 7 Marybeth Desmond - 7 Clay Simmons - 5 Randy Lyman - 5
Gone and hopefully soon forgotten:
1- Letitia Barreras: Method of demise: Fisk, forgetting for a moment that Jim is blind asks if he will move his car as he has blocked someone in. Jim, not wanting to disobey an order, and thinking how hard can it be-ten feet forward and five feet in until you feel the curb, starts the car. "Crash", right through the window of the dress shop, and right over Letitia. Then Jim gets out of the car "Did I get anyone?"
2- Glen Semple: I think the best way for him to go is starve him to death. Hit him where it hurts.
3-Warren Doyle: A raging mob of adolescent boys will beat the crap out of him, taunt him, then defenestrate him.
4) Detective Terry Jansen: Terry and his new partner Newbie (the one who replaced Glen after he starved to death) are called to a bank. There's a gunman firing an automatic weapon and two of the first responders are down. Terry and Newbie fire back, but can't seem to hit him. Newbie runs for cover behind the corner of the bank. The gunman is out of ammo. Terry's weapon jams. He yells "Newbie, he's empty. Take the shot. Take the shot, Newbie." Newbie has frozen. Terry walks over to him to get his gun, but it's too late. The gunman has reloaded and shoots them both. Bye-bye, Terry.
5) Ty Largent: Ty stops at a kiosk at the corner of Hester and Bowery for a cup of coffee. He waits for his change (ahem). As he steps off the curb a "bus" answering a call by Jim Dunbar to the Korean Grocery Store hits Ty. The cup of coffee flies through the air and hits the sidewalk in the same place that only minutes before another cup hit. Rich, in the kiosk says "What are the chances of that?" Morale of the story - Be a good tipper because if he had not waited for his change he would have crossed in time.
6) Lloyd Crider: After being abusive to his wife, women from an alternative shelter for battered and abused women come together and scream at him while pelting him with cans of vegetables. Since Jake should be shielded from such acts for retribution, Lloyd is also pelted with children's toys, heavy stuff like Tonka trucks. When Lloyd is just about to the level of unconsciousness, he is then placed in garbage bags and buried in a very shallow grave, with just enough oxygen for him to be aware he will be slowly suffocating, while male dogs from all over the neighborhood mark the grave with their pee pee and doo doo.
7) Nick Dyson: Figuring he needs a cop girlfriend to take pity on him, Nick starts reciting "How do I love thee, let me count the ways" to Anne Donnelly, who takes out her gun and shoots him. Karen, walking by, turns to Jim and says, "See, I told you, women shoot guys all the time."
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