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Post by carl1951 on Oct 28, 2005 23:05:21 GMT -5
Dunbar catches the quarter Russo is tossing. CUT!
Later, Carl
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Post by doobrah on Oct 29, 2005 7:55:29 GMT -5
I'm feeling a little creative:
Jim walks around the drawer sticking out.
Jim fake-kisses Marty when they have the big argument in the locker room.
Jim & Christie break into the twist during dance lessons.
Jim drops Chinese food all over his shirt trying to manipulate chopsticks.
When Christie hands Jim his phone and says, "I thought I wasn't allowed to answer your phone," he leans over and wipes his shaving-cream lathered face into her hair.
Tom b*tch-slaps Glen Semple in the squad before making the "fat on fat crime" comment. Then Jim b*tch-slaps Semple for the "walking your dog" comment in the hospital. Jim later b*tch-slaps Terry on the dock.
Jim b*tch-slaps Ty Largent for the "Punk'd" comment. Everyone in the squad takes turns b*tch-slapping Letitia just because.
A stunt dog is substituted for Hank. He guides Jim while riding a tricycle.
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Post by maggiethecat on Oct 29, 2005 9:21:12 GMT -5
Jim gets his morning take-out coffee and turns it around so the opening is facing him . . . oops, they already did that one!
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Post by rducasey on Oct 29, 2005 9:49:48 GMT -5
Jim says "Marty if you can take this gun, it's yours" Marty does and Jim says "How bout two out of three". (Ron said on one of his audio interviews that this did happen.) I bet if there were outtake clips this would be there. Wouldn't that be fun to see?
Here's some other possibilities:
-"Oops did I get everyone, oh I mean anyone" CUT! Bring on another pink silk dress.
- At the river, Terry grabs the handkerchief and throws it into the river and says "What were you saying about a handkerchief"
- Guy from Internal Affairs comes in and says "Dunbar you blocked me in again?!"
- Jim shakes hands with the "Chief of "D's" and has one of those shocking buzzers in his hand. "Oh sorry Chief, just getting even for that ass kicking you're about to give me"
Doobrah I just loved all the B*tch slap scenes, don't forget Jim B*tch slapping Leonard Mattis, when he says "Have a good night" (Oh, maybe not. He doesn't look like he has a sense of humor.)
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Post by inuvik on Oct 29, 2005 11:30:20 GMT -5
As Jim is punching the speedbag it hits him in the head.
When Karen traces the Z on his face he gets it right away, futher annoying Marty. When Marty makes his Helen Keller moment comment, Jim says no it's a smart cop moment
Hank one day forgets he is a trained guide dog and bites Marty
Hank doesn't leave another time when Jim and Christie are having sex and watches the whole thing
All the bleeped words, the t-shirts etc. are shown for those in the States (but we got them in Canada anyway)
They show the camera crew in Doggone--oops another really did happen!
Jim races after the guy who bumped with the coffee, with Hank leading him on this high speed chase and catches the perp
Dr. Galloway starts couples therapy and writes in his report that Jim is unfit for duty after all--short season!
The sign Jim reads while lost says something obscene
When Jim beats the perp with his cane, it breaks
Admittedly some of these aren't true outtakes (mistakes), rather they are alternate endings, but it was still fun to do!
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Post by Katryna on Oct 29, 2005 13:36:24 GMT -5
I'm on my way out, but have two that popped into my head. Be back later with more...
The Dunbars have food on the table and actually EAT it.
Jimmy has on an orange shirt and purple tie and green suit.
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 29, 2005 14:01:04 GMT -5
"Is anyone allergic to dogs?" And Hank sneezes.
Pilot, "Kung-fu Fighter" starts playing in the background while Jim trains in karate. He's attacked by a group of ninjas, but holds his own until one stands back and says, "Wrong set."
The detectives all start whistling "Whistle While You Work" while arriving on a crime scene, stepping together in unison. One of the witnesses says, "Are you even taking this seriously?" Jim says, "Absolutely."
Lester the Chess guy cheats Jim at chess.
In Seoul Man, Jim's watch snags the fleeing perp's shirt, thereby allowing Jim to capture him during the ensuing entanglement. Realizing the show would be drastically shortened that week, Jim stands back, says, "Who are you?" The perp says, "I'm, uh, just late for work." Jim does that face shrug and lets him go, saying, "Okay, you can go, but don't run."
That would really give Marty something to be angry about--"You had the perp and you just let him go?!" Jim could say, "He said he was late." Marty: "He was wearing a mask!" Jim: "Like I'd notice something like that?"
The guy in the Pilot yells, "Hey blond dude!" (don't remember who on the board brought up that one) and they have to stop and remind him the audio commentator says Jim has brown hair during the credits.
Glenn Semple gets stuck in the window--help me! They leave him there, making Tom's comment about Fat on Fat crime even more pertinent.
In the Pilot, when Jim's showing off how well he knows his way around the squad now, he runs straight into Fisk's door.
The perp just admits to the crime right off the bat. "No, no, you have to deny it for a while, make the show more interesting, make us look good for figuring you out."
It would have just been nice if the guys washed their hands before coming out of the restroom... Instead of walking down the hall while still zipping up. Not an outtake, just common courtesy...
Jim's money counting machine switches to Yen.
Hank moonlights as a drug sniffing dog so he doesn't get bored just sitting around the squad all day.
Hank chews up Christie's shoes out of spite.
Jim asks Karen, "Are we alone?" Karen agrees, but really the whole squad is sitting there, waiting to find out just what Jim does ask when they're alone.
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Post by rducasey on Oct 29, 2005 14:53:31 GMT -5
I'm on my way out, but have two that popped into my head. Be back later with more... The Dunbars have food on the table and actually EAT it. Jimmy has on an orange shirt and purple tie and green suit. "Not for nuthin" Kathy, but then he would be wearing Tom's clothes. |
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Post by hoosier on Oct 29, 2005 15:22:44 GMT -5
One time Hank gets out of the car first and barks at Jim to stay! Jim puts in his earpiece and instead of typing a report jams to some music! The whole squad does a "Dunbar's thinking" pose. In the Pilot when Jim looks in the two-way mirror and says that no one wants him there, he sticks his thumbs in his ears, wags his hands and makes a face! In the Pilot,Hank runs off with the ball that Jim is tossing against the wall. I'll have to try and think of more. What a great thread!  |
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Post by Katryna on Oct 29, 2005 17:57:21 GMT -5
I'm on my way out, but have two that popped into my head. Be back later with more... The Dunbars have food on the table and actually EAT it. Jimmy has on an orange shirt and purple tie and green suit. "Not for nuthin" Kathy, but then he would be wearing Tom's clothes. Where did you think I got the idea for the outfit? |
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Post by Katryna on Oct 29, 2005 18:04:37 GMT -5
. Tom b*tch-slaps Glen Semple in the squad before making the "fat on fat crime" comment. Then Jim b*tch-slaps Semple for the "walking your dog" comment in the hospital. Jim later b*tch-slaps Terry on the dock. Jim b*tch-slaps Ty Largent for the "Punk'd" comment. Everyone in the squad takes turns b*tch-slapping Letitia just because. Another b*tch slap for Terry: in the scene where Jim is at Terry's house and Terry asks him to leave. As Jim is walking to the door Terry pokes him in the arm. If that doesn't deserve a b*tch slap, nothing does! -At Clay's dinner party Jim accepts the lady's offer to help with his steak. As she reaches over to cut it, Jim stabs her in the hand with his fork! -Christie loves the idea of couples Yoga. (This eliminates ABC's opportunity to use the ballroom dancing theme to build interest for Dancing with the Stars - which, by the way, will be back in January.) |
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Post by hoosier on Oct 31, 2005 17:58:00 GMT -5
Over the weekend had a chance to think and came up with some more ideas--
Sonny goes to leave the cell in Doggone and the door won't open.
Marty goes to show Letitia the handcuffs in Past Imperfect and drops them.
Jim goes to put on his shades and they have a fake nose and Groucho Marx eyebrows on them.
The entire squad puts on their shades at the same time.
Galloway tells Jim he isn't clearing his for duty after all then yells "Gotcha!".
Jim dodges the bike messenger in Four Feet Under.
In Galloway's office, when Jim askes if that is Internal Affairs coming to get him a man walks in and slaps him in cuffs.
Jim opens a beer and gets spayed in foam.
2 pidgeons engage in some hanky-panky on the ledge outside the interrogation room.
Tom goes to pop an aspirin--or whatever the seems to pop just about every ep--and misses his mouth.
Instead of falling over the debris, Jim gracefully leaps over it and continues the chase,saving Hank!
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Post by Katryna on Nov 1, 2005 22:52:11 GMT -5
In Marlon's Brando when Karen and Jim are in the car and she traces the cut on his face, his scar pops off!
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Post by rducasey on Nov 1, 2005 23:16:23 GMT -5
Kathy I'm always afraid that will happen everytime he puts his glasses on.
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Post by mlm828 on Nov 4, 2005 18:26:38 GMT -5
While questioning a witness or suspect, Jim sits down on the table in the interview room -- and knocks over a cup of coffee.
I just thought of another one (Hank being on my mind): when Jim and Hank go to Pete's messy apartment in "Dance With Me," Hank starts eating something off the floor.
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