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Post by shmeep on Dec 22, 2006 8:09:11 GMT -5
Here's a little heart-warming carol to put you in the mood for some holiday cheer!
Silent night. Christie’s a sight.
She and Jim had a fight.
‘Round the table at Smarmy Clay’s place.
Spilled the beer before they could say grace.
Christie’s anger won’t cease.
Now there can never be peace.
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Post by maggiethecat on Dec 22, 2006 9:46:04 GMT -5
Love it, love it, love it. Karma for my morning laugh.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2006 9:58:55 GMT -5
Karma, Shmeep and you are going to join the Oratorio Society and sing that at the next concert!!!!!
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Post by bjobsessed on Dec 22, 2006 10:42:27 GMT -5
That's great! What a treat to wake upt to.
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Post by shmeep on Dec 22, 2006 10:59:49 GMT -5
Thanks, guys!
Here's another, just because I'm feeling silly today:
It came upon a midnight clear,
That glorious call so bold,
From Artie, bending near the dog,
To prove his heart of gold;
“Peace on the earth, your dog is safe,
From Sonny’s ridiculous case.”
And Jim in riotous laughter played
And Hank shook rain in his face.
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Post by maggiethecat on Dec 22, 2006 11:12:18 GMT -5
You are so on a roll, Shmeep!  This is just insanely silly but it popped into my head. Doggone it.
God rest you, Latin gentlemans
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember when you're on the street
That we don't like rough play.
So leave the blind guy's dog alone
And likewise Sonny Boy.
Oh-oh tidings of jail time and joy
Jail time and joy
Oh-oh ti-i-dings of jail time and joy.  |
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Post by bjobsessed on Dec 22, 2006 11:17:29 GMT -5
You may think it's silly, but I think it's pretty funny. So funny in fact, that I might have to run down to the post office and mail something as a thank you. (Not only for that one, but for the others I'm sure will follow) |
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Post by inuvik on Dec 22, 2006 12:48:47 GMT -5
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
The whole squad, would be wearing them
If Marty had his wa-----ay
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Post by shmeep on Dec 22, 2006 13:00:36 GMT -5
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way The whole squad, would be wearing them If Marty had his wa-----ay Wow. I didn't quite know where you were going with that and then...BWAH! Hilarious! And quite pithy. I'm impressed. |
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Post by shmeep on Dec 22, 2006 14:45:24 GMT -5
This... God rest you, Latin gentlemans Let nothing you dismay... ...has been going through my head all morning. Thanks, Mags! Funny stuff. |
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Post by shmeep on Dec 22, 2006 15:00:59 GMT -5
The first blind cop, the others did say
Was for certain to lead them to danger one day
In the field where they thought no blind man should be
For the cops used their guns and they needed to see
Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well.
Jim is the one to put Marty through hell
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Post by inuvik on Dec 22, 2006 15:29:43 GMT -5
Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well. Love this line Shmeep! Karma to you! |
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Post by Colorado girl on Dec 22, 2006 15:41:28 GMT -5
Oh Christie D. oh Christie D.
How lovely are your tresses
Oh Christie D. Oh Christie D.
How lovely are your dresses
You fight with Jim most every night
and forget he's lost his sight
Oh Christie D. Oh Christie D.
Quit making all those messes.
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Post by shmeep on Dec 22, 2006 15:48:52 GMT -5
And another caroler heard from! Those songs are surprisingly fun to write.
Good one, momoonwez! Karma!
And thanks for the karma, inuvik. I gave you some a little earlier today. Tis the season...
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Post by Colorado girl on Dec 22, 2006 16:14:35 GMT -5
You are right Shmeep! These are fun! Karma back at ya!
Here's another....
Up on the rooftop
Terry did go,
9 milimeter wasted and spent,
Into his shoulder it did go
trying to show that he's a hero
ho ho ho
Terry is bad
ho ho ho
he's really sad
should not have chickened out at the Bank
Now you are really in the tank!
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