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Post by rducasey on Dec 22, 2006 16:20:58 GMT -5
OK, ready, and a one and a two:
Christie saw Jimmy kissing Anne Donnley,
Underneath the streetlight late last night
He didn't see her sneak,
by the squad to take a peak
He thought that she was curled up
In her camisole fast asleep.
But she saw Jimmy nuzzle Anne Donnley
Right above her badge so bright and shiny
da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da
dee dee da da dee da
and something about kicking his hiney.
Gee I forget the rest of the lyrics. Brenda Lee.
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Post by Colorado girl on Dec 22, 2006 16:23:35 GMT -5
Oops! made a mistake... it should be...
Up on the rooftop
Terry went,
9 milimeter wasted and spent
Into his shoulder it did go,
trying to prove that he's a hero
ho ho ho,
Terry is bad
ho ho ho
he's really sad,
should not have chickened out at the bank,
Now you are really in the Tank!
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Post by maggiethecat on Dec 22, 2006 16:39:08 GMT -5
Karma for the new member who jumped right in, caught the spirit, and knows exactly what kind of inspired silliness we go for around here! ;D
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Post by bjobsessed on Dec 23, 2006 2:03:18 GMT -5
Ok. This took about four hours to do and I chose a really hard song, but I was not going to let it beat me! Since it may not be obvious to all, the song is to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (If you don't know the song and want to get an idea of the tune, here's a link) www.christmas-carols.net/carols/grandma-reindeer.html)All I want is a chance If it turns out I can’t, then I’ll leave They said Blind Justice would not last But as for me and my friends we believe Anyone allergic to dogs? Real balls of steel at the bank You guys workin’ the tongue Collector case The boss is off his call The dog he can’t drive Ann Donnelly friend of mine Like totally blind You’re smelling cremated dog. Trust me. All I want is a chance If it turns out I can’t, then I’ll leave They said Blind Justice would not last But as for me and my friends we believe We both know what happened Don’t pretend differently I don’t like having cases Pulled from me for punk assed reasons You’re gonna do this now? You’re gonna do this today? Tell me the gun on your hip Is plastic and we got no beef. All I want is a chance If it turns out I can’t, then I’ll leave They said Blind Justice would not last But as for me and my friends we believe Dunbar! Dunbar! Don’t you move! Did you hear what I said If that gun does not hit The floor her blood is on your hands Give me some time and room I’ll make a good partner I just want to know what you look like That’s all. They’re brown and now I know All I want is a chance If it turns out I can’t, then I’ll leave They said Blind Justice would not last But as for me and my friends we believe But as for me and my friends we believe |
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Post by Kasman on Dec 23, 2006 3:30:57 GMT -5
Fairly silly and very bad, but what the heck:
Dun-bar told them
Parumpapumpum
I am a standup guy
Parumpapumpum
I took a shot for four
Parumpapumpum
And now Hank’s my friend
Parumpapumpum
Rumpapumpum
Rumpapumpum
Christie, dance with me
Parumpapumpum
Me and my dog
Parumpapumpum
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Post by rducasey on Dec 23, 2006 6:17:18 GMT -5
Fairly silly and very bad, but what the heck: Dun-bar told them Parumpapumpum I am a standup guy Parumpapumpum I took a shot for four Parumpapumpum And now Hank’s my friend Parumpapumpum Rumpapumpum Rumpapumpum Christie, dance with me Parumpapumpum Me and my dog Parumpapumpum Oh my gosh, Kasman, karma to you. This one had me roaring. "me and my dog, parumpapumpum" Too funny! |
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Post by maggiethecat on Dec 23, 2006 10:16:57 GMT -5
I seem to be stuck on "Doggone," but really, doesn't Sonny Famigletti reminds us all a little of Frosty the Snowman? Probably the same IQ.  Sonny the Snitchman was a jolly jolly soul
With a line of gab
And a gut of flab
And a brain that wasn’t whole.
Off to Hoboken, he would lead Dunbar one day
In disguise as Ted —
Then his cell went dead
And Sonny just ran away.
There must have been some bug juice in the coffee that he drank
For when he tried
To somehow hide
'Twas a dumpster — how he stank!
Sonny the Snitchman really blew the case for good
Losing both the coke
And Jim's dog — no joke —
Now his name’s mud in the ‘hood.
Bump-pa da bump bump
Bump-pa da bump bump
Chasing a bag of blow
Bump-pa da bump bump
Bump-pa da bump bump
Look at Sonny go! |
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Post by rducasey on Dec 23, 2006 10:43:53 GMT -5
You know you're obsessed with Blind Justice :
When you're walking around the stores, listening to Christmas songs and matching new words to B/J, and you have a silly little grin on your face. People just think you're in the spirit. And karma Maggie to a funny Frosty. I had that one in my head (in honor of Father Flynn) but could not get anywhere with it.
Oh you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why.
Chief of D's is coming to the squad.
He saw you at the crime scene
He saw you pull your gun.
He's comin to give you an old ass kickin'
and to say your job is done,
Oh.....
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Post by rducasey on Dec 23, 2006 10:56:33 GMT -5
And Karma to you too, Anita. You did pick a really hard song and did it justice, Blind Justice. Especially loved
And as for me and my friends, we believe.
You're right, we do!
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Post by Katryna on Dec 23, 2006 12:01:49 GMT -5
I seem to be stuck on "Doggone," but really, doesn't Sonny Famigletti reminds us all a little of Frosty the Snowman? Probably the same IQ. Sonny the Snitchman was a jolly jolly soul
With a line of gab
And a gut of flab
And a brain that wasn’t whole.
Off to Hoboken, he would lead Dunbar one day
In disguise as Ted —
Then his cell went dead
And Sonny just ran away.
There must have been some bug juice in the coffee that he drank
For when he tried
To somehow hide
'Twas a dumpster — how he stank!
Sonny the Snitchman really blew the case for good
Losing both the coke
And Jim's dog — no joke —
Now his name’s mud in the ‘hood.
Bump-pa da bump bump
Bump-pa da bump bump
Chasing a bag of blow
Bump-pa da bump bump
Bump-pa da bump bump
Look at Sonny go!Love it, Maggie! Karma from me too. I wish I could play this, but am visiting relatives and am having trouble sneaking on here from time to time just to read what you all are doing! The Carols are great! |
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Post by bjobsessed on Dec 23, 2006 13:55:28 GMT -5
(Up on the Housetop) Here's the music if you need it www.christmas-carols.net/carols/up-housetop.htmlDown in apt 33 Little Petey Steckle was very angry Along came Dunbar to help him through And show him just what he could do Ho ho ho Who wouldn't go Ho ho ho Who wouldn't go Down the road With our dear Jimmy I need some help too Rescue me! You've got options Jim stood firm Let's start cleaning up the germs Once they were finished Jim worked hard And he found Pete A job to guard Ho ho ho Who wouldn't go Ho ho ho Who wouldn't go Down the road With our dear Jimmy I need some help too Rescue me! |
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Post by maggiethecat on Dec 23, 2006 14:21:08 GMT -5
Karma, BJO -- good one!  |
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Post by shmeep on Dec 23, 2006 14:50:53 GMT -5
You know Marty and Tom and that mean Chief of D's
Karen and Fisk and then Terry who flees
But do you recall
The most famous Detective of all?
Jimmy the blind detective
Had a very shiny cane
But if you ever saw it
You would soon be crouched in pain
All of the other detectives
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Jimmy
Join them at the shooting range
Then one average Tuesday eve
Marty came to say
"Jimmy with your sideburns clean
Have a drink, we've all been mean."
Then how the others followed
He would never fail, not he
Jimmy the Blind Detective
You'll go down in history
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Post by maggiethecat on Dec 23, 2006 15:34:19 GMT -5
TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY BRILLIANT!!!Plus it scans perfectly.
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Post by Kasman on Dec 23, 2006 16:32:00 GMT -5
These are all giving me a whole new meaning to Christmas!
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