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Post by Dreamfire on Aug 21, 2006 7:52:58 GMT -5
Girls! These are funny!! Karma to Rducase and LL as soon as I can! And I love the caps you choose, adds,that extra sugar on top!
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Aug 21, 2006 8:15:55 GMT -5
Sonny, Jim's snitch, loved collecting that fee, Usually working with Dunbar brought prosperity. Then came Debbie and coke, His fee went up in smoke, And he got six hours in a dumpster; "SMELL ME!"  |
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Post by rducasey on Aug 21, 2006 15:56:50 GMT -5
Lori,
Karma to you for your limericks. I especaially love the speedbag one of course, and pics.
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Aug 21, 2006 16:08:38 GMT -5
Thanks Mary! The speed bag one was written with only ONE person in mind - who could it be, who could it be?
And by the way, definitely boxers (and I'm not talking about what goes on in the ring!)
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Post by rducasey on Aug 22, 2006 8:54:59 GMT -5
Tom's wardrobe may make you faint
And Marty, a clothes horse, he ain't!
It was Christie's connections
For Jim's wardrobe perfections
But to be married to her takes a saint.  |
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Aug 22, 2006 8:57:54 GMT -5
Oh, yes, Saint Jim! Another good one, Mary!
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Post by hoosier on Aug 22, 2006 17:39:55 GMT -5
Here's an answer we'd all like to know
is it boxers or briefs they don't show
If they gave us a tour
Of the cutting room floor
We'd know what he wears down below. You are tooo bad rducasey! I practically did one of Maggie's spit takes with this one. Karma to you! |
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Post by rducasey on Aug 25, 2006 6:12:30 GMT -5
 Jim and Christie had fish in a tank
They were a lot less trouble than Hank
They didn't eat much
Just sat on the hutch
And only needed cleaning when they stank. (oops, sorry about the "stank") I had this limerick in another post, so I just decided to put the limerick over here. Well what do you know! It is the Past tense of stink! I did not know that. From the dictionary.com:
stank (stngk) Pronunciation Key
v.
A past tense of stink.
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Aug 25, 2006 6:56:40 GMT -5
And Karma again, Mary! You do know how to write a good one and your subject matter is so, so, so, how shall I say this......entertainingly unique!
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Post by inuvik on Sept 2, 2006 14:27:03 GMT -5
Here's one I thought of on the long bus commute home from work yesterday. There was a blind man on the bus too.
There once was a man named Pete
Who was living his life in defeat
Jim found him a job
Now Pete doesn't sob
His blindness, Pete was able to beat.
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Post by rducasey on Sept 2, 2006 15:40:20 GMT -5
Loved your limerick Inuvik. Karma to you.
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on Sept 3, 2006 20:18:09 GMT -5
In the garden, we were digging around, Not really sure what was there underground, But now I need George Bush if you please This news should put him at ease, Marty tells me Bin Laden's been found!  |
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Post by rducasey on Sept 3, 2006 20:50:29 GMT -5
In the garden, we were digging around, Not really sure what was there underground, But now I need George Bush if you please This news should put him at ease, Marty tells me Bin Laden's been found! Oh gosh, Lori, this is great, karma to you. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2006 9:39:48 GMT -5
In the garden, we were digging around, Not really sure what was there underground, But now I need George Bush if you please This news should put him at ease, Marty tells me Bin Laden's been found! Oh gosh, Lori, this is great, karma to you. Lori, you so rock the uber-house!!!! THAT was hiliarious and KARMA TO YOU, MY HONORARY GIRL FROM DA HOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by hoosier on Sept 5, 2006 17:45:39 GMT -5
Thought I would try my hand at a limerick  There was a big shepherd named Hank Who lived with Jim Dunbar post-bank He worked very hard But was left in the car, And ,in his opinion, that stank! |
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