The Blind Justice Search Warrant Game

[mlm828]

Time for a new game! ;D

In this game, the point is to give a list of things the cops would find if they got a search warrant for a place associated with a Blind Justice character or episode. After you give your inventory of the items seized, you select the next place to be searched. Your answer can be funny or serious or some of both, and can include as many items as you can dream up. The only "rule" is that the answer has to have some connection with Blind Justice.

I'll start. If the cops got a search warrant for Sonny's apartment, they'd find: the half-kilo of coke that wasn't in Rory Glan's fridge, Hank's missing harness, a collection of Jimmy Buffet CDs, and a lifetime supply of margarita mix.

Now for the next search. If the cops got a search warrant for Tom's closet, they'd find:

[Colorado girl]

Now for the next search. If the cops got a search warrant for Tom's closet, they'd find:
Purple, orange and yellow shirts with suits that don't match very well, his motown collection, pictures of spiders and scorpions to help ward off his fears,and his collection of all of the New York Yankee bobble head dolls.

Now for the next search. If the cops got a search warrant for Marty's closet, they'd find:

[rducasey]

momoonwez said:

Now for the next search. If the cops got a search warrant for Marty's closet, they'd find:

In Marty's closet they would find:

* Exfoliating Creme, of course

* A letter from the Knick's organization revoking his season Tickets for verbally abusing visiting teams.

* The book he got as a Christmas Gift in the last game.


* A 45 record of his favorite song, Macho Man by the Village People

* and way back in the closet, his dance shoes from when his wife made him take dance lessons.

If the cops had a search warrant for Christie's closet they would find...

[mlm828]

If rducasey doesn't mind, I'd like to add two things to the inventory from the search of Marty's closet:

• a collection of State quarters; and
  
• a copy of a book on Feng Shui in furniture rearranging.

Now, where are the fashionistas who can tell us what was found in Christie's closet?

[rducasey]

mlm828 said:

If rducasey doesn't mind, I'd like to add two things to the inventory from the search of Marty's closet:

• a collection of State quarters; and
  
• a copy of a book on Feng Shui in furniture rearranging.

Now, where are the fashionistas who can tell us what was found in Christie's closet?

Good ones, Martha, I think Marty's list could go on and on.

I'm expecting Maggie to do a good job with Christie's closet....."just sayin"...unless anyone else wants to tackle it.

[carl1951]

and......rducasey, if you don't mind, one more item missed from the list: "Advanced INsensitivity Training Manual."

Now....on to the Mrs' closet.

How about every VERY expensive perfume brand taking-up all the bathroom counterspace.

Later, Carl

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Beaded tank tops, a "sofa king cool" t-shirt, an ugly yellow skirt, Prada briefcase and a lint brush to brush off the imginary lint/dandruff, whatever, on Jim's coat.

Speaking of, on to to Jimmy's closet......

[maggiethecat]

You really think we're finished with Mz. Dunbar's closet?

To the above I would add . . . a large black Saks Fifth Avenue canvas tote bag, filled with dried mascaras and moribund lipsticks; one of those round sticky dog-hair removal brushes; a press pass to the Burberry's annual sample sale so she can get her hubby yet another sage green gabardine balmacaan; sole edge dressing and black shoe polish to keep those sling-backs in trim, a large bottle of Lubriderm to keep her hands kissing soft, and a Swiss Army knife with a corkscrew just in case she runs into a stray bottle of Chardonnay. ;D

What I would have added to Marty's closet? A battered 75 cent paperback ordered from the Scholastic Book Club when he was in fourth grade, of Helen Keller's autobiography, entitled My Life, the margins of which he has annotated in ballpoint inks with such memorable phrases as "Oh yeah?", "Sez you!" and "Gimme a break!"

[rducasey]

maggiethecat said:

You really think we're finished with Mz. Dunbar's closet?

To the above I would add . . . a large black Saks Fifth Avenue canvas tote bag, filled with dried mascaras and moribund lipsticks; one of those round sticky dog-hair removal brushes; a press pass to the Burberry's annual sample sale so she can get her hubby yet another sage green gabardine balmacaan; sole edge dressing and black shoe polish to keep those sling-backs in trim, a large bottle of Lubriderm to keep her hands kissing soft, and a Swiss Army knife with a corkscrew just in case she runs into a stray bottle of Chardonnay. ;D

Ah I feel better now that Maggie has been poking around in Mz. Dunbar's closet......are we done yet?

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rducasey said:

maggiethecat said:

You really think we're finished with Mz. Dunbar's closet?

To the above I would add . . . a large black Saks Fifth Avenue canvas tote bag, filled with dried mascaras and moribund lipsticks; one of those round sticky dog-hair removal brushes; a press pass to the Burberry's annual sample sale so she can get her hubby yet another sage green gabardine balmacaan; sole edge dressing and black shoe polish to keep those sling-backs in trim, a large bottle of Lubriderm to keep her hands kissing soft, and a Swiss Army knife with a corkscrew just in case she runs into a stray bottle of Chardonnay. ;D

Ah I feel better now that Maggie has been poking around in Mz. Dunbar's closet......are we done yet?

Hey! Have you guys been in my closet??

[carl1951]

Let me add to the Mrs' closet: a "Take-Out" menu (well-worn, of course) from every known restaurant within a 6-block area.

Nothing beats a "home-cooked-meal-cooked somewhere else.

And her Starbuck's frequent buyer card.

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Okay can we move on? Jimmy's closet.......

[mlm828]

Jimmy's closet? Well, there must be a supply of those black V-neck things:

[Katryna]

mlm828 said:

Jimmy's closet? Well, there must be a supply of those black V-neck things:

And a pair of dancing shoes...

[mlm828]

And on the top shelf at the back of the closet, his boxing gloves!