The Blind Justice Search Warrant Game

[Dreamfire]

raucous applause, foot stomping and a standing ovation!!!!!


[thread=1201473408 post=1201892030]And on the top shelf at the back of the closet, his boxing gloves!

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[Katryna]

And let's not forget the obvious...that lovely Burberry.

[Colorado girl]

Also don't forget a nicely folded pile of those muscle shirts( va va voom!)

[mlm828]

Also tucked away (before the shooting) on the top shelf, where he hopes Christie won't find it: Jimmy's "little black book."

[Dreamfire]

ROFL!!!! hahahahah... oh my tummy hurts, that was good, so good....

mlm828 said:

Also tucked away (before the shooting) on the top shelf, where he hopes Christie won't find it: Jimmy's "little black book."

[Chris]

Next to Jimmy's "little black book" is Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus by John Gray, a gift from Christie who told him it was worth reading. He read the title, thought "Huh? Science fiction??" put it in the closet and forgot all about it.

- Chris

[maggiethecat]

This one's for you, bjo. ;D

Stuffed into a black garbage bag in the back of the closet, five disassembled white canes in need of repair, the elastic snapped because Jimmy used them not for their intended purpose -- calmly tapping down the sidewalk -- but for perp-whacking . . .



. . . take that.

[hoosier]

maggiethecat said:

This one's for you, bjo. ;D

Stuffed into a black garbage bag in the back of the closet, five disassembled white canes in need of repair, the elastic snapped because Jimmy used them not for their intended purpose -- calmly tapping down the sidewalk -- but for perp-whacking . . .



. . . take that.

Good one!

[carl1951]

container of flea powder. extra leash, dog brush, chew toys for Hank, since I don't think there is a closet belonging to Hank to be searched.

Later, Carl

[maggiethecat]

Are we done here?

No more Jimmy entries? Should we move on to Karen's closet and her collection of beach towels from Club Med -- the sad reminders of all those vacations she went looking for cute guys and found only toupee-wearing accountants from Cleveland?

Or do we have a few Dunbar items still to be found?

[maggiethecat]

maggiethecat said:

Are we done here?

No more Jimmy entries? Should we move on to Karen's closet and her collection of beach towels from Club Med -- the sad reminders of all those vacations she went looking for cute guys and found only toupee-wearing accountants from Cleveland?

Or do we have a few Dunbar items still to be found?

People, people, come on. (Snapping my fingers here and checking my clipboard.) Karen's closet . . . a Rowenta iron and three cans of spray starch for those crisp white shirts . . . Lycra Spanky Pants so she can get into those skin-tight slacks . . . a row of leathah jackets.

[hoosier]

maggiethecat said:

People, people, come on. (Snapping my fingers here and checking my clipboard.) Karen's closet . . . a Rowenta iron and three cans of spray starch for those crisp white shirts . . . Lycra Spanky Pants so she can get into those skin-tight slacks . . . a row of leathah jackets.

Crumpled receipts from Starbucks and Mocca Joes and...

[mlm828]

Sorry I haven't been here to play for a few days, but I've been (gasp!) working.

Some more contents of Karen's closet:

• a discarded collection of useless self-help books, which she bought in an effort to change her "bad history picking guys"
  
• the tropical shirts and flip-flops from the year she spent following Jimmy Buffet around the country.
  

[maggiethecat]

mlm828 said:

[/li][li]the tropical shirts and flip-flops from the year she spent following Jimmy Buffet around the country.
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Karma for the genuine laugh, and for referencing the Jimmy Buffet line.

[mlm828]

maggiethecat said:

Karen's closet . . . a Rowenta iron and three cans of spray starch for those crisp white shirts . . .

And don't forget the ironing board!