BREAKING NEWS!

[rducasey]

MAD MIKE STRIKES AGAIN

An alert cell phone user snapped this photo of Mad Mike, the serial killer who uses a bike to sneak up on his victims. This intended victim survived because he has "balls of steel", NYPD Police Det. Marty Russo said.

[Chris]

COP BEATS UP GHOST

[maggiethecat]

BARNEY'S CELEBRATES SEX& THE CITY MOVIE RELEASE
WITH ONE-DAY SUPER SALE!
MANOLO BLAHNIKS FOR 25 CENTS!!!

Okay, folks, I'm screwed. Karma to anyone who can provide the "Seoul Man" screencap to go with this headline, and y'all know the one I mean -- the quarter bouncing to the floor next to Christie's black patent leather pumps . . .

HELP!

[rducasey]

Aug 2, 2008 19:24:03 GMT -5 maggiethecat said:

Okay, folks, I'm screwed. Karma to anyone who can provide the "Seoul Man" screencap to go with this headline, and y'all know the one I mean -- the quarter bouncing to the floor next to Christie's black patent leather pumps . . .

HELP!

OK, check your PM's. That's pretty sad when i know exactly where to find it.....I need a life.

[bjobsessed]

Unless Mary beat me, pick the one you like and I'll delete the rest. Dumb photobucket wasn't working!

[bjobsessed]

Haha. Now if I was fighting with Jimmy, I'd have to share!

[Chris]

FDNY BLIND FIREFIGHTER

I'm a firefighter and not a civilian aide, reinstated firefighter said.

[rducasey]

Sorry to repost but I needed to add to the previous post.

HOMELESS PROBLEM ESCALATES IN CITY

Many even fight over the same bench.

"I do love the view" says unidentified homeless woman above.
"I don't care about the view", says unidentified HOT homeless man below.

[maggiethecat]

These are so-o-o-o-oooo funny!

Hey, bjo, thanks and I think the third one shows the quarter best -- here comes that karma.

Unidentified man doesn't care about the view . . . I made that rude snorting sound through my nose. Good one, Mary. ;D

[maggiethecat]

This one is really silly but blame it on Housemouse -- I'm still giddily giggling over her Sonny questionnaire!

HONEY, I SHRUNK THE PERP!
BLIND TEC NABS WORLD'S SMALLEST KILLER
"He was this big," says NYPD's Jim Dunbar.
"No need for a holding cell;
he's in my desk drawer."

[bjobsessed]

Aug 3, 2008 9:34:50 GMT -5 maggiethecat said:

Unidentified man doesn't care about the view . . . I made that rude snorting sound through my nose. Good one, Mary. ;D

That is funny, Mary! I missed those comments!

[Chris]

ARMANI TO SPONSOR NYPD

DESIGN TEAM BROUGHT IN TO GIVE DETECTIVES MAKEOVERS




"I don't see the need" Det. Tom Selway says, "in fact I could probably teach the designers a thing or two about fashion".



"About time" Fashion ikon Christie Dunbar, married to Det. Jim Dunbar says.

[Chris]

One more....

DETECTIVE ACCUSES PARTNER OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT

INSISTS ON WALKING ARM-IN-ARM WITH HER



"She initiated it on our first day as partners and said she was fine with it" Detective Jim Dunbar says in statement.

[Katryna]

MURDER RATE ON THE RISE AS HIDDEN CAMERAS CAPTURE HOMICIDE DETECTIVES SLEEPING ON THE JOB

[Katryna]

How about branching out to some monthly publications? I have added an album to the beyondjustice photobucket entitled "Mastheads" and saved a few to get started with.

STUDIES CONCLUDE THAT PET PSYCHOTHERAPY IS MOST SUCCESSFUL

WITH THE PET OWNER IN ATTENDANCE AT THE SESSIONS.