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Post by maggiethecat on Aug 19, 2008 20:29:33 GMT -5
 NYPD ANNOUNCES NEW HYGIENE CODE --
Tecs must wash hands after every shooting . . . !
"So much for trace evidence," says Manhattan DA. |
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Post by mlm828 on Sept 10, 2008 11:44:08 GMT -5
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Post by rducasey on Sept 10, 2008 15:32:45 GMT -5
Silliness, I must admit! CITY LIBRARIANS CAN NOW PERFORM MARRIAGES A couple on their lunch hour take advantage of the quickie marriage ceremony now offered by the NYPL...."well that was convenient" said the blushing groom. "They even allowed my dog to be best man. The only requirement is that you have no overdue fines." |
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Post by mlm828 on Sept 10, 2008 16:31:46 GMT -5
Hilarious -- and karma-worthy! I knew I could count on you. ;D
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Post by bjobsessed on Sept 10, 2008 20:21:44 GMT -5
Hahahahahaha, Mary!
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Post by mlm828 on Sept 19, 2008 12:18:39 GMT -5
WOMEN OF NYPD REACT TO PALIN NOMINATION |
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Post by maggiethecat on Sept 19, 2008 20:08:25 GMT -5
NYPD TEC NABBED HOUSE-HUNTING ON THE JOB "Beats checking the obits," says Jim Dunbar. "What with the mortgage crisis and all, me and the missus are down-sizing. Absolutely." And karma, mlm, for the Sarah Palin entry.  |
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Post by hoosier on Sept 20, 2008 16:58:43 GMT -5
Police Promise Pooper Scooper Law Will Be Strictly Enforced Sorry, this was too good to resist. |
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Post by maggiethecat on Sept 23, 2008 16:45:41 GMT -5
 [glow=red,2,300]NEW LOOK IN WINDOW TREATMENTS!!! [/glow]  "UNEVEN'S THE KEY," SAY TOP DESIGNERS.
"THEY SHOULD LOOK AS THOUGH YOU SET 'EM IN THE DARK . . . ." |
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Post by Chris on Sept 23, 2008 17:04:43 GMT -5
These are all soooo funny but this one?? [glow=red,2,300]NEW LOOK IN WINDOW TREATMENTS!!! [/glow] "UNEVEN'S THE KEY," SAY TOP DESIGNERS.
"THEY SHOULD LOOK AS THOUGH YOU SET 'EM IN THE DARK . . . ." Maggie, you have a truly wicked sense of humor!!!! ;D - Chris  |
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Post by rducasey on Sept 23, 2008 18:21:08 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA.. that is funny Maggie. Karma....loved it! We're not done yet. NEW SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS FEATURES BLIND DANCER " I was inspired by Heather Mills" says blind dancer Jim Dunbar, "I only ask that they don't move the furniture." [/b][/center] |
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Post by maggiethecat on Sept 23, 2008 19:44:03 GMT -5
center] "STREET" TWISTER SWEEPING URBAN CENTERS [/quote] "Fun but it would help to have a spotter," says NYPD tec Dunbar, NYC's first blind contestant. "Or raised dots . . . and your hands get awful dirty . . . ." |
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Post by bjobsessed on Sept 23, 2008 19:50:05 GMT -5
Good ones you guys. These are funny. |
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Post by maggiethecat on Sept 25, 2008 16:37:27 GMT -5
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Post by maggiethecat on Oct 3, 2008 19:07:08 GMT -5
SOMETHING WENT OUT THE WINDOW, SAYS NYPD BRASS  "We're not sure what went splat," says Chief of Ds Tunney.
"But all the evidence we have suggests it was . . .
the economy." |
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