Post by shmeep on Nov 29, 2005 15:53:42 GMT -5
It has occurred to me that our little survival game is generating some intriguing data.
We all know how everyone bites it (some more than once, it seems--poor Ty!) but now let's revisit the reasons behind these tragic deaths:
1) Letitia Barreras:
--For her vagina remark.
--For being whiny and stupid.
--just because she is dumb enough to be involved with this guy in the first place
--just cause I'd love her and her whiny voice to be the first to go
--because she needs to be the first to go!
--I won't take it past 1, will leave it to you rducasey!
--just because I'm going to make it my life's work to get her out of the game (and in my imagination I have the perfect demise)
-- (no reason given for the death blow but…was one needed?)
2- Glen Semple:
--just because he's a hump
--for the "Black on Black" comment
--because he was so not cool
--for being just plain stupid and tactless; what's with those glasses? no new frames since the 50's?
--for that incredibly lame comment at the hospital, "Out walking your dog, Jim?"
--for being a racist pig
--for zipping up his pants in the middle of the squadroom - EW!
--for being annoying every time he opened his mouth (and shouting to a blind guy!)
3-Warren Doyle:
--for being scumbag of the year
--and like rducasey, I have the perfect demise for him---BWAHAHA--evil laughter
--because he's a sissy wus
--Also for you, inuvik. I hope you have a fitting demise for him.
--For two years ago (go for it Inuvik)
--because this ones for you Inuvik
--because I want to be the instrument of his scummy demise
--For Warren Doyle for being an all around pig and generally horrible human being.
4) Detective Terry Jansen:
++ who knows how any of us would react in crisis
++Pity points to keep him in the game and tearing himself up wondering when the end will come.
++ because once upon a time he and Jim were good friends.
--for obvious reasons
--For shooting himself in the arm--duh!
--just being a sissy boy,, and always trying to make excuses for his lack of actions at the bank
-- still the wussy wimp
--He's like Nixon, this guy -- hard to decide which was more despicable: his actions or the cover-up!
--for coming to see Jim on his very first day, for heavens sake. (OK someone, he's ripe for the pickin)
--for hitting Jim on the arm when Jim was walking to the door of Terry's house after Terry asked him to leave.
--For saying "This is not the same Jimmy Dunbar I knew." Good observation, Terry!
--for suggesting that Jim should test the coat and then getting PO'd when Jim asked, "Where is the coat?"
--For telling Jim they both suffered in the past year
--for not taking the shot
5) Ty Largent:
--for being a Punk and involved with Leticia
--he totally irritated me
--for his "Am I being Punked" comment
--for being a real piece of work and as Karen said, "What a tool"
--for going back on his word to Letitia--even though she is whininy and gets on your nerves she didn't deserve that
--Because he's that self-absorbed type of evil that deserves to be shot.
--for continually bringing up his friendship with the Deputy Mayor (or was it Deputy Chief) to try to intimidate Karen and Jim
-- for yelling "I'm talking to you"
6) Lloyd Crider:
--child abuse
--don't hit your kids dude!
--we all know what a jerk he was
--for killing his son and hurting his family
--not only did he kill his son and lie about it he killed the family dog and got his son to lie about it
--for being a wife abuser ( with or without physical violence ) killing his dog, beating his son to death, blaming jim for every step of the investigation, and lastly: my first s.o.b. husband's middle name is / was lloyd really gives me the shivers ( dont' know if james lloyd is still amongst the living or not) i really really have big plans for his demise,, i really do
--for not even realizing what he was doing was wrong
--for hurting everyone that trusted him
--by by,, you sob,, for taking your hostilities out on women, children, and dogs
7) Nick Dyson:
--for his intenions of using karen for info, and trying to make jim look responsible for his breakup
--lying to Karen
--no sympathy for lying when in a relationship
--For slamming that chair at the coffee shop and startling Jim.
--for assuming Jim was settiing him up with the FBI
--for not being honest with Karen
--for being unethical in business dealings
--for the scene in the coffee shop when he got Karen's hopes up that he might be apologizing, and getting her to admit she had a good time with him!
--the killing blow for being a jerk when Karen was so hopeful, and so nervous about introducing him around.
8) Clay Simmons:
-- for his fat Irish tongue (yeccch)
--for being just a pretentious bore
--For whispering to Christie right in front of Jim.
--for ever thinking Christie would "slurp" anything.
--for trying to sound impressive by saying:"roquefort and iceburg ,instead of just a plain ol' head lettuce with bleu cheese
--May he soon choke to death on his fat Irish Tongue
--because he really shouldn't have any idea how Christie likes her meat but then to talk about it in front of Jim....
-- for his smug expression
9) Marybeth Desmond:
++ For being able to get the body out of the tub, dress it , and wrap it, without even breaking a nail or getting a drop of blood on the floor.
--Anyone with a voice like that deserves death
--because dishwater blondes with pasty skin shouldn't wear acid green
--for being a whiny B
--for her "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
--Whine, whine, whine, lie, lie, lie, whine, whine, whine, and all in a voice like chalk on a blackboard.
--for her ridiculous statement about having nothing and risking everything or something along those lines. Delivered in that patented Marybeth whine.
--for murder
--for her "...and you're throwing infidelity in my face. How dare you...." said with such conviction - that woman really was a you know what
--for being the whiniest, the most sullen, and the worst-dressed murderer of the entire series!
We all know how everyone bites it (some more than once, it seems--poor Ty!) but now let's revisit the reasons behind these tragic deaths:
1) Letitia Barreras:
--For her vagina remark.
--For being whiny and stupid.
--just because she is dumb enough to be involved with this guy in the first place
--just cause I'd love her and her whiny voice to be the first to go
--because she needs to be the first to go!
--I won't take it past 1, will leave it to you rducasey!
--just because I'm going to make it my life's work to get her out of the game (and in my imagination I have the perfect demise)
-- (no reason given for the death blow but…was one needed?)
2- Glen Semple:
--just because he's a hump
--for the "Black on Black" comment
--because he was so not cool
--for being just plain stupid and tactless; what's with those glasses? no new frames since the 50's?
--for that incredibly lame comment at the hospital, "Out walking your dog, Jim?"
--for being a racist pig
--for zipping up his pants in the middle of the squadroom - EW!
--for being annoying every time he opened his mouth (and shouting to a blind guy!)
3-Warren Doyle:
--for being scumbag of the year
--and like rducasey, I have the perfect demise for him---BWAHAHA--evil laughter
--because he's a sissy wus
--Also for you, inuvik. I hope you have a fitting demise for him.
--For two years ago (go for it Inuvik)
--because this ones for you Inuvik
--because I want to be the instrument of his scummy demise
--For Warren Doyle for being an all around pig and generally horrible human being.
4) Detective Terry Jansen:
++ who knows how any of us would react in crisis
++Pity points to keep him in the game and tearing himself up wondering when the end will come.
++ because once upon a time he and Jim were good friends.
--for obvious reasons
--For shooting himself in the arm--duh!
--just being a sissy boy,, and always trying to make excuses for his lack of actions at the bank
-- still the wussy wimp
--He's like Nixon, this guy -- hard to decide which was more despicable: his actions or the cover-up!
--for coming to see Jim on his very first day, for heavens sake. (OK someone, he's ripe for the pickin)
--for hitting Jim on the arm when Jim was walking to the door of Terry's house after Terry asked him to leave.
--For saying "This is not the same Jimmy Dunbar I knew." Good observation, Terry!
--for suggesting that Jim should test the coat and then getting PO'd when Jim asked, "Where is the coat?"
--For telling Jim they both suffered in the past year
--for not taking the shot
5) Ty Largent:
--for being a Punk and involved with Leticia
--he totally irritated me
--for his "Am I being Punked" comment
--for being a real piece of work and as Karen said, "What a tool"
--for going back on his word to Letitia--even though she is whininy and gets on your nerves she didn't deserve that
--Because he's that self-absorbed type of evil that deserves to be shot.
--for continually bringing up his friendship with the Deputy Mayor (or was it Deputy Chief) to try to intimidate Karen and Jim
-- for yelling "I'm talking to you"
6) Lloyd Crider:
--child abuse
--don't hit your kids dude!
--we all know what a jerk he was
--for killing his son and hurting his family
--not only did he kill his son and lie about it he killed the family dog and got his son to lie about it
--for being a wife abuser ( with or without physical violence ) killing his dog, beating his son to death, blaming jim for every step of the investigation, and lastly: my first s.o.b. husband's middle name is / was lloyd really gives me the shivers ( dont' know if james lloyd is still amongst the living or not) i really really have big plans for his demise,, i really do
--for not even realizing what he was doing was wrong
--for hurting everyone that trusted him
--by by,, you sob,, for taking your hostilities out on women, children, and dogs
7) Nick Dyson:
--for his intenions of using karen for info, and trying to make jim look responsible for his breakup
--lying to Karen
--no sympathy for lying when in a relationship
--For slamming that chair at the coffee shop and startling Jim.
--for assuming Jim was settiing him up with the FBI
--for not being honest with Karen
--for being unethical in business dealings
--for the scene in the coffee shop when he got Karen's hopes up that he might be apologizing, and getting her to admit she had a good time with him!
--the killing blow for being a jerk when Karen was so hopeful, and so nervous about introducing him around.
8) Clay Simmons:
-- for his fat Irish tongue (yeccch)
--for being just a pretentious bore
--For whispering to Christie right in front of Jim.
--for ever thinking Christie would "slurp" anything.
--for trying to sound impressive by saying:"roquefort and iceburg ,instead of just a plain ol' head lettuce with bleu cheese
--May he soon choke to death on his fat Irish Tongue
--because he really shouldn't have any idea how Christie likes her meat but then to talk about it in front of Jim....
-- for his smug expression
9) Marybeth Desmond:
++ For being able to get the body out of the tub, dress it , and wrap it, without even breaking a nail or getting a drop of blood on the floor.
--Anyone with a voice like that deserves death
--because dishwater blondes with pasty skin shouldn't wear acid green
--for being a whiny B
--for her "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
--Whine, whine, whine, lie, lie, lie, whine, whine, whine, and all in a voice like chalk on a blackboard.
--for her ridiculous statement about having nothing and risking everything or something along those lines. Delivered in that patented Marybeth whine.
--for murder
--for her "...and you're throwing infidelity in my face. How dare you...." said with such conviction - that woman really was a you know what
--for being the whiniest, the most sullen, and the worst-dressed murderer of the entire series!
