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Post by greenbeing on Apr 1, 2006 17:21:57 GMT -5
Sam Berglass + for your warped sense of justice. "He didn't want to kill Doyle. He wanted Doyle to suffer, like he'd suffered." "There's no justice for Sam." "He went to the police once! And look what happened. You remember. You were there." ("It's called being proactive.")
Guy Jerry Tuxhorn Shot + "make new friends, but keep the old... one is silver, and the other gold." But next time, run an extensive background check, okay?
16-Sylvia Wheeler
14-Sam Berglass
12-Rocky the dead dog
11-Marty's old partner
10-Carl Desmond
9-Dennis Denehy
9-Lynn Bodner
9-Guy Jerry Tuxhorn shot
8-Miss Yun
7-Anne Donnelly
6-Bud Kessle
6-Josh Krist
6-Rip
5-Brent Eastman
4-Demetrius Taylor
3-Less-dirty old man-Knowles
2-Bank Robber
2-Mr. Lee
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Post by rducasey on Apr 2, 2006 17:27:39 GMT -5
Bank Robber- Of all the banks in all the precincts, you had to choose that bank in the eighth.
Mr. Lee- For trying to fool Jimmy and Karen with that phony broken English.
Marty's Old Partner+ For getting out while the getting was good.
16-Sylvia Wheeler
14-Sam Berglass
12-Rocky the dead dog
10-Marty's old partner
10-Carl Desmond
9-Dennis Denehy
9-Lynn Bodner
9-Guy Jerry Tuxhorn shot
8-Miss Yun
7-Anne Donnelly
6-Bud Kessle
6-Josh Krist
6-Rip
5-Brent Eastman
4-Demetrius Taylor
3-Less-dirty old man-Knowles
1-Bank Robber
1-Mr. Lee
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Post by rducasey on Apr 2, 2006 17:42:37 GMT -5
News Flash!!!
Now I bet you have all been wondering about us serial killers and where we've been. After all, Mr. Lee has been hanging at 1 since the 14 of March and Nobody has taken him out. Well Lori, Kathy and I have been sharing a triple cell in Attica. And the wind has not been "ripping through those tiers". In fact it has been kind of pleasant. Some days, highs in the 60's, clear skies with little rain.
So you might wonder what three serial killers do all day in the pokey. Let me fill you in:
a)Talk endlessly about meeting "Jimmy Dunbar's Doppleganger" in front of the Walter Kerr Theatre, and believe me you can only hear Lori say "oh my God, those eyelashes" so many times. Or Kathy describe how he chased her Sharpie pen top across the sidewalk.
b) Memorize the entire dialogue from all thirteen episodes and do a whole episode through without one mistake. (You should hear Kathy do Christie and Marybeth in different whiny voices.)
c) Commit to memory the final episode 13 dance sequence. (Dancing Behind Bars, we call it) And trust me- Lori is no Ginger Rogers. There's two left feet there.
So , I'm out of there, and do not want to go back. (Watch it GB, they're out looking for you to fill my spot there,as your record in the kill department is pretty stellar, and unless you know every step of the final dance sequence they'll make it hell for you in there.) So I just left Mr. Lee and the Bank Robber for someone to take out. If they are still there in the morning I will not be held responsible for their demise. - Rducasey
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Post by greenbeing on Apr 2, 2006 19:11:33 GMT -5
Bank Robber- Of all the banks in all the precincts, you had to choose that bank in the eighth. Mr. Lee- For trying to fool Jimmy and Karen with that phony broken English. Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear. You've been out of the game so long! We were wondering what happened to you! Anyway, we never did get to talk to Mr. Lee, ("I no kill Mr. Lee!") though I'm sure he would have had bad control of the English Language. And the bank robbery couldn't have been in the eighth precinct, or what a show that would have been! Marty would have been the one blinded in the shootout and have taken down the bank robber. And I'm sure he would have been whinier about it than Jim. Not to mention, two people per play over here... But you've been gone so long, you have some catching up to do. Welcome back! I wouldn't worry too much about me taking your place in Attica. I have my own secret fortress out in the middle of nowhere. You can't catch me; I'm the gingerbread man! I mean... Oh, you know what I mean. --GB |
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Post by greenbeing on Apr 2, 2006 20:08:14 GMT -5
Rocky the Dead Dog + your addiction to breath mints made you the most popular dog on the block
Bank Robber - for not shooting Terry, too, and alleviating his need for guilt and restitution.
16-Sylvia Wheeler
14-Sam Berglass
13-Rocky the dead dog
10-Marty's old partner
10-Carl Desmond
9-Dennis Denehy
9-Lynn Bodner
9-Guy Jerry Tuxhorn shot
8-Miss Yun
7-Anne Donnelly
6-Bud Kessle
6-Josh Krist
6-Rip
5-Brent Eastman
4-Demetrius Taylor
3-Less-dirty old man-Knowles
1-Mr. Lee
Hell/Death/Dismemberment, etc.
Bank Robber, very fitting that he's the first to go down the other way. I guess I'm guinea pig for this one, too. Here goes:
Oomph! Ouch, he landed hard. There was pain all over his whole body. That papercut he got at work last week (he was manager of the slackers over at Mickey D's, all those kids who took such pride in throwing cups full of ice and coffee at his head as they went home from work at night...). That time he sprained his pinky toe in second grade. He tried to stand, but his leg was obviously broken from where he'd been pushed down the stairs in high school by the bully. That was the time he decided to beef up and get revenge on everyone. There was the blood from the time he scraped his arm on the raspberry bush. And the awesome pain from that trip through the nettles. And the time he'd stabbed himself in the back of the hand with a fork, just to see if it would hurt.
But this was a new pain. He didn't remember it. Like his throat was constricting in some other way than tonsillitis. Like his jugular had been ripped out. He could smell cordite through the broken nose he'd gotten in a fight three years ago in a bar. He could also smell... sulfur. He couldn't see too well, as there was blood in his eyes from some head wound or other. He'd had stitches on his head at least once a year since he was a child, countless gaping wounds and scrapes. He started to think he should have been a more careful child, sitting in the corner of a dark room, anything to alleviate all the pain and discomfort he was feeling in this red, stifling room.
He had this flash of all the people he'd hurt over the years, and the last picture he saw was a detective in a brown suit. They were even, he thought at first. He'd shot the detective, the detective had shot him.
But no. They weren't even. The detective was doing good in his life, had become a martyr at the hands of Mr. Bank Robber. He would go on in life, struggling and dark, but with a guardian angel and new outlook on life. Whereas Rob (to his enemies) had sacrificed himself, for what? To not spend time in prison? Where he would have been safe and comfortable? He could finally see the error of his ways, but too late.
That was when he realized he'd landed on a stalagmite, to a new pain many felt in prison for the first time, against their will. And it hurt, this burning rock. He tried to pull off his ski mask to be able to see and breathe easier, but found it wouldn't move, as if it were part of his skin, hurting as he pulled at it. The kevlar vest and his heavy coat were stifling.
Being a Bank Robber who'd decided death would be better than surrender, he was very stubborn. Finally after many months of sweltering, covered in boils, and reliving every sickness from birth through death, suffering the constant pain of every injurty he'd ever received, he said, "God, forgive me." And God said, "It's up to Jim Dunbar."
(Okay, that was rather harsh. I won't go into that dark depth anymore!)
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Post by Katryna on Apr 2, 2006 21:04:05 GMT -5
So you might wonder what three serial killers do all day in the pokey. Let me fill you in: a)Talk endlessly about meeting "Jimmy Dunbar's Doppleganger" in front of the Walter Kerr Theatre, and believe me you can only hear Lori say "oh my God, those eyelashes" so many times. Or Kathy describe how he chased her Sharpie pen top across the sidewalk. b) Memorize the entire dialogue from all thirteen episodes and do a whole episode through without one mistake. (You should hear Kathy do Christie and Marybeth in different whiny voices.) (I haven't mastered putting the quote boxes around selected sections, so will have to do two posts - sorry) It is quiet here at Attica without you Mary. Lori Longlashes and I miss you. GB - We are reserving that bunk for you. I did sneak into the library tonight to get this message out. Mary is right - Lori cannot look at a picture of Jim/Ron without salivating and sighing over those lashes. We managed to smuggle in quite a porfolio of pictures and constantly show them to the other inmates. And I will never tire of telling my sharpie cap story. The man is a true gentleman. But I do take exception to the MaryBeth whiney voice comparison. I didn't think I was THAT whiney. |
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Post by Katryna on Apr 2, 2006 21:09:27 GMT -5
So , I'm out of there, and do not want to go back. (Watch it GB, they're out looking for you to fill my spot there,as your record in the kill department is pretty stellar, and unless you know every step of the final dance sequence they'll make it hell for you in there.) So I just left Mr. Lee and the Bank Robber for someone to take out. If they are still there in the morning I will not be held responsible for their demise. - Rducasey Thanks GB for "doing" the bank robber. You have saved Rducasey from committing a double homicide. And, I loved your description of his demise - dark as it was. |
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Post by greenbeing on Apr 2, 2006 22:00:18 GMT -5
Mr. Lee - for calling off his son's wedding; as if his son would care that his father-in-law is in facilities management!
Bud Kessle - you're already suffering paranoid delusions and keeping a baseball bat next to your door, and your girlfriend forgave you and stayed, but then you cut her out of the deal, and, brilliant as you are, stash the stuff in Hoboken? Like that's a good place--there's film crews mulling all over there!
16-Sylvia Wheeler
14-Sam Berglass
13-Rocky the dead dog
10-Marty's old partner
10-Carl Desmond
9-Dennis Denehy
9-Lynn Bodner
9-Guy Jerry Tuxhorn shot
8-Miss Yun
7-Anne Donnelly
6-Josh Krist
6-Rip
5-Bud Kessle
5-Brent Eastman
4-Demetrius Taylor
3-Less-dirty old man-Knowles
Hell/Death/Dismemberment, etc.
1.Bank Robber
2. Mr. Lee
(Okay, just did a quick research into the Korean afterlife. Very cursory research! I'm not sure what they do most of the time now, as Kut sounds more like a traditional practice that may have become archaic. But it was rather inspirational. And will help me atone for my earlier punishment of the Bank Robber.)
"If no one knows why you did it, how are you going to reclaim your honor?"
Word got out. Mr. Lee had been guilty of prejudice against his fellow man.
Mr. Lee's family, dressed in white, joined in on the festival of Ssikim Kut. They prayed for his afterlife, that he would forgive Mr. Yun and get on with his afterlife, that they could expel the evil spirits that had inhabited his body, and become a guide for the family, assuring good luck, long life, and health to the family. Four men played instruments, shamans and priestesses prayed to the ancestors, and sang. There was much communing in the community.
Mr. Lee was on the ancestral plane, greeting his long-gone relatives, as if he were finally back in Korea. He had done wrong, and felt severely chastised now that he could step back from life and see with an unclouded perspective. He heard the praying, he saw the way everyone in the community banded together. He was their patriarch, and it was his duty to make everything right. Mr. Yun had given him that chance, by hastening him along to a premature death, where the ancestors and his family set him straight. He thanked Mr. Yun in his own prayers, and then, in the miracle of guidance he'd been granted, he lightheartedly and resolutely answered one of the prayers.
As the community gathered, all in white, to lament and praise his life, Mr. Lee brought together the two he had caused to go astray. Miss Yun turned and there was young Mr. Lee. She comforted him and he apologized, and they were happy.
Mr. Lee turned back to the ones who had passed to the spiritual plane before him. Three men, also grocers he'd known in New York, were there. "We don't know who killed you, but we certainly got a good look at the guy who killed us," they told him. "And he was definitely not Korean." "Mr. Yun cannot go unpunished," one of the grocer's said. His spirit set in motion a clumsy moment for Christie Dunbar, causing her to drop a coin.
"That's it?" Mr. Lee asked.
"That is all that is necessary," the other spirit told him. "Trust us. We know how to be mysterious."
And that day, the world was a little brighter.
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Post by rducasey on Apr 3, 2006 6:08:33 GMT -5
GB, Two excellent demises. (Actually the bank robber's scared me to death) but excellent nevertheless. So slap on those handcuffs and get your mug shot taken. (Oh..... never mind your avatar is your mug shot.) and get up to Attica, where your cell mates await you. Don't forget to bring your dancing shoes, and better make them steel toed.
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Post by hoosier on Apr 3, 2006 16:58:21 GMT -5
Rocky+for being such a big dog and giving Lloyd the hernia he deserved as he tried to put you into that itty bitty grave!
Les-for not learning the lesson poor old Bud Kessle learned the hard way, do not under any circumstances leave anything that can possibly used as a weapon in plain sight!
16-Sylvia Wheeler
14-Sam Berglass
14-Rocky the dead dog
10-Marty's old partner
10-Carl Desmond
9-Dennis Denehy
9-Lynn Bodner
9-Guy Jerry Tuxhorn shot
8-Miss Yun
7-Anne Donnelly
6-Josh Krist
6-Rip
5-Bud Kessle
5-Brent Eastman
4-Demetrius Taylor
2-Less-dirty old man-Knowles
Hell/Death/Dismemberment, etc.
1.Bank Robber
2. Mr. Lee
GB-great demises for all concerned-what goes around comes around! ;D
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Post by greenbeing on Apr 3, 2006 23:26:42 GMT -5
Rip - how'd you get so many points, man? For stealing the car that you were shot in. Do you have any idea how hard it is going to be for the original owner to get out the blood stains? Not only do they lose it for months and months as evidence, part of the crime scene, but then they have to talk to Joan Tuxhorn to find out who cleans such things.
Dennis Denehy + for sharing that bottle with your landlord.
16-Sylvia Wheeler
14-Sam Berglass
14-Rocky the dead dog
10-Marty's old partner
10-Carl Desmond
10-Dennis Denehy
9-Lynn Bodner
9-Guy Jerry Tuxhorn shot
8-Miss Yun
7-Anne Donnelly
6-Josh Krist
5-Rip
5-Bud Kessle
5-Brent Eastman
4-Demetrius Taylor
2-Less-dirty old man-Knowles
Heaven/Redeemed/Resurrected, etc.
1. The Pomeranian
Hell/Death/Dismemberment, etc.
1.Bank Robber
2. Mr. Lee
You think I'll get time off for my selfless duty? I only did it to save Mary's life! Someone has to keep her from death row! It was a self-sacrifice! That's all!
I'm not much of a dancer, but I'll bring my hula-hoop. And a whole bunch of chocolate chip cookies complete with miniature metal files. Careful where you bite.
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Post by Dreamfire on Apr 4, 2006 6:21:49 GMT -5
Oh man you guys are terrific, this is so funny I am ROFLMGO.
But I've got that little slightly confused look that Detective Dunbar get's when something goes right past hs face without being seen. I know something happened but what?
Maybe it went over my head, after all although I am not blind I am quite short, whatever this death thing is I really like it, let's kill a few more!
Wher is Attcica? Why are you in prison?
Can I come for a holiday?
Does anyone have access to the props department, I reckon if Lori starts salivating over a photo of his eyelashes, those few hairs in the little baggie from the early episode would be Christmas for her! We could band together and do a heist to get them. Little enough thankyou for those videos I am fast becomming addicted to !
And , do we keep going now we've had deaths?
Natascha
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Post by rducasey on Apr 4, 2006 8:20:56 GMT -5
Oh man you guys are terrific, this is so funny I am ROFLMGO. But I've got that little slightly confused look that Detective Dunbar get's when something goes right past hs face without being seen. I know something happened but what? Maybe it went over my head, after all although I am not blind I am quite short, whatever this death thing is I really like it, let's kill a few more! Wher is Attcica? Why are you in prison? Can I come for a holiday? Does anyone have access to the props department, I reckon if Lori starts salivating over a photo of his eyelashes, those few hairs in the little baggie from the early episode would be Christmas for her! We could band together and do a heist to get them. Little enough thankyou for those videos I am fast becomming addicted to ! And , do we keep going now we've had deaths? Natascha Attica is a Maximum Security Prison in Western NY. The Blind Justice Survivor game as you have probably figured out is a game where we may vote twice a day and give plusses or minuses to characters on the series and the reasons for it and when you bring someone to zero, the person who does it is allowed to "kill" them off in some creative fashion. Lori, Kathy, GB, and I have the reputation for being "serial killers" so we kid about getting caught and getting sent to Attica. And yes, visiting day is on Saturday so if you would like to come for a visit, please do. Preferably with some Jimmy Dunbar pictures or dvd's. |
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Post by greenbeing on Apr 4, 2006 17:42:51 GMT -5
(Actually the bank robber's scared me to death) (Oh..... never mind your avatar is your mug shot.) Oh no! I killed rducasey! I am sooo sorry! It was an accident, I swear! Just get some little numbers under my avatar, and a fingerprinting kit, and we'll be good to go. I'll bring mucklucks, as I don't own a parka. --GB |
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Post by rducasey on Apr 4, 2006 17:47:55 GMT -5
(Actually the bank robber's scared me to death) (Oh..... never mind your avatar is your mug shot.) Oh no! I killed rducasey! I am sooo sorry! It was an accident, I swear! Just get some little numbers under my avatar, and a fingerprinting kit, and we'll be good to go. I'll bring mucklucks, as I don't own a parka. --GB Don't worry GB, that was just a figure of speech. You did not really kill me, I am still here. Never mind the mucklucks, but don't forget those dancing shoes. I read that ABC just picked up Dancing Behind Bars for their summer schedule. |
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