"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
“We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.” – Leona Helmsley
A unionized public employee, a tea partier, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, then looks at the tea partier and says “Watch out for that union guy—he wants a piece of your cookie!”
