Silly Sign Mistakes

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I had to take a picture of this on Lexington Avenue this morning.



Times Square Shuffle

Does that start with a two-step?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh............shuTTle, I get it!

[shmeep]

divinemrse said:

Times Square Shuffle

Does that start with a two-step?

The Times Square Shuffle is really kind of like a mix between the Foxtrot and a Waltz--with a little bit of 80's New Wave dancing thrown in from time to time. And some Moonwalking.

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GREAT! So glad we cleared THAT up, right?

Now I'll know what to do when I head crosstown.

[shmeep]

divinemrse said:

GREAT! So glad we cleared THAT up, right?

Now I'll know what to do when I head crosstown.

I dare you to do the dance I just described in public.

And make sure someone is filming.

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Shmeep? I've flossie-flossied across the street, did a kick-line down the yellow line on Broadway, spontaneously tore across the street without warning - ask Longlashes!

If I can get someone to film it, you GOT it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shmeep]

divinemrse said:

Shmeep? I've flossie-flossied across the street, did a kick-line down the yellow line on Broadway, spontaneously tore across the street without warning

I didn't know you existed in that kind of movie.

You put some highly entertaining images in my head. Maybe we should hold off on the digital proof. It wouldn't look good at the commitment hearings.

[shmeep]

Here are some more silly sign mistakes:

Funny Hotel and Bathroom Signs

Caution: when you take a bath, please close the door and switch on the fun without fail.

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No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.

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Please bathe inside the tub.

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Do not go out except emergency.

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Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited.

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No Smorking In Bed.

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A sign in an Osaka hotel elevator above the emergency call button:

Push this button in case anything happens.

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Warning: please no parking here without my guest.

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Sign at a hotel swimming pool in the French Riviera:

Swimming is forbidden in the absence of a savior.

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At the end of a hotel disclaimer:

The management of this hotel can not be held.

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Sign in Japanese train station:

For restrooms, go back toward your behind.

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A flush button in subway toilet:

You lady will push this button before leaving.

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From a Hong Kong public restroom:

For keeping the toilet clean and tidy, please dump at the dust bin.

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From an elevator in Thailand:

DO NOT USE ELEVATOR, WHILE CAUSING FIRE.

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In a bathroom in a Chinese restaurant:

Employee must wash your hands after each use.

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admin said:

divinemrse said:

Shmeep? I've flossie-flossied across the street, did a kick-line down the yellow line on Broadway, spontaneously tore across the street without warning

I didn't know you existed in that kind of movie.

You put some highly entertaining images in my head. Maybe we should hold off on the digital proof. It wouldn't look good at the commitment hearings.

Commitment?

YAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will I get Zoloft and Prozac and Welbutrin??

Ah.....the joys of Christmas........