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Post by bjobsessed on May 19, 2007 0:37:43 GMT -5
Inspired by Johnny the bagger and his thought of the day, here's mine:
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2007 6:34:41 GMT -5
Can dry ice melt?
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Post by Duchess of Lashes on May 19, 2007 8:15:30 GMT -5
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
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Post by Colorado girl on May 19, 2007 13:02:37 GMT -5
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?......Lily Tomlin
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Post by bjobsessed on May 20, 2007 16:16:37 GMT -5
Life is like a bank account; you must make the deposits before the withdrawals can be made
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Post by carl1951 on May 20, 2007 22:22:16 GMT -5
There's what's right and there's what's right and the two shall never meet.
Later, Carl
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Post by bjobsessed on May 21, 2007 20:33:20 GMT -5
My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.
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Post by Chris on May 22, 2007 10:09:24 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!! ;D Too funny BJO, karma - Chris
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Post by bjobsessed on May 22, 2007 17:14:33 GMT -5
Glad you like that one. Here's another: I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
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Post by Chris on May 23, 2007 1:52:53 GMT -5
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every waking moment of it... Take care and keep smiling - Chris
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Post by bjobsessed on May 24, 2007 1:43:57 GMT -5
I think I have amnesia, but I can't remember.
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Post by bjobsessed on May 28, 2007 1:28:24 GMT -5
It's been a while so here's another one:
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Post by Chris on May 28, 2007 4:14:17 GMT -5
It's been a while so here's another one: They told me I was gullible and I believed them. I have to ask you this: BJObsessed, aka Tom Selway??? ;D - Chris
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Post by Chris on May 28, 2007 5:09:07 GMT -5
Equity does not mean that we all have the same. Equity means that we all have what we need.
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Post by bjobsessed on May 28, 2007 5:56:03 GMT -5
It's been a while so here's another one: They told me I was gullible and I believed them. I have to ask you this: BJObsessed, aka Tom Selway??? ;D - Chris Sometimes it feels like it!
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