30-second Recaps

[maggiethecat]

I love doing the One-Minute Recaps . . . but it can be hard to keep them to fifteen lines or less as Shmeep originally intended. And that got me wondering if, just possibly, you could capture an episide in five lines. Okay, let's make it six: an even half dozen. I have a feeling "Doggone" would be the easiest (Boy loses dog, boy gets dog?). That bein' said, you know I'm going to start with The Pilot.

JIM DUNBAR: Terry, he's empty, take the shot, Terry!
JIM DUNBAR: I'm a homicide detective.
MARTY RUSSO: Tell me that gun on your hip is plastic and we got no beef.
RANDALL LYMAN: What are you gonna do? You can't even see me.
KAREN BETTANCOURT: No, Marty, he kept me from gettin' killed.
LIEUTENANT FISK: See you tomorrow.

[hoosier]

Since I just did UTG, I will try with that one ;D

1.Marty:"Why did you have your gun in the bag?"
2.Tyler:"A couple of days ago I saw him talking with a street guy who deals."
3.Eastman:"He has a train back to school in an hour. He had no reason to take your gun and your carelessness shouldn't inconvenience him."
4.Tom:"Ballistics called and the slug we found was a .38."
5.Tyler:"Josh had a little tape recorder in his pocket and it ran outta tape and made this big loud click. From them on we were screwed."
6.Jim:"At 5:30, I'll be at a coffeeshop on the corner of 7th nd Avenue A. My hope is that whoever has my gun will return it to me there, no questions asked."

[maggiethecat]

Karma, thanks for playing . . . and I was wondering when the ballistic meaning of s!ug would kick in.

Sometimes we just crack ourselves up around here!

Love ya,

Mags

[hoosier]

Here is my take on the Pilot

1.Reporter:"How's it feel first day back on the job?"
2.Jim:"I am not a civilian aide, I'm a detective."
3.Karen:"When we get back, I'm gonna talk to the boss about this arrangement between you and me."
4.Jim:"Don't move! Don't move! Don't you move!"
5.Karen:"We deserve a shot."
6.Fisk:"See you tomorrow, Jim."