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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:06:51 GMT -5
The other thread looked a bit long, so... here we go!  "Do you know how fast you were going?" "I'm sorry officer, it's just a dolly." "Grown men don't play with dollies. I'm going to have to write you a ticket." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:07:48 GMT -5
 "Agahhhhh! The chair is moving! Galloway, what am I sitting on???" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:09:15 GMT -5
 "Calm down, Jim, the chairs just move around the office sometimes for fun. Like your locker at work." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:10:07 GMT -5
 "Doc, what do I do if I see a brilliant bright light? Do I go for it? Or do I fight it?" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:11:12 GMT -5
 "You're right, it's so bright! Ow!" "Bright light, bright light--mogwi!" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:20:21 GMT -5
 "So what you're saying is, you'll pay me if I run past this blind guy, brush up against him, and make him think I'm fleeing the scene of a crime? And he just happens to have a gun? I... I'll have to think about it." "That's okay, we'll find someone else." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:21:28 GMT -5
 "Detective Dunbar, Detective Dunbar, I'm a reporter with New York 1." "Knock if off, Tom." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:23:22 GMT -5
 "Jim, part of the reason I'm so bad at picking guys? They all look blurry. You think I should have my eyes checked?" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:25:00 GMT -5
 Ron: "If this acting thing doesn't work out, I was thinking of becoming a used car salesman. What'dya think?" |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 11, 2006 22:25:36 GMT -5
 Heimlich! |
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Post by rducasey on Oct 12, 2006 5:17:12 GMT -5
"Detective Dunbar, Detective Dunbar, I'm a reporter with New York 1." "Knock if off, Tom." GB, Karma for those funny captions. I thought we'd run out of ideas. This one is my favorite. |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 18, 2006 18:56:06 GMT -5
 "No, really, I got a kink in my neck, my back hurts, I think Judo wasn't such a good idea." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 18, 2006 18:57:11 GMT -5
 "Um, Jim, the bitch-slap just isn't manly. You might want to punch him a couple times to retain your honor." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 18, 2006 18:58:42 GMT -5
 "Eeew, I think I stepped in something." |
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Post by greenbeing on Oct 18, 2006 19:00:23 GMT -5
 "Jim, I am not going to look at your shoe and tell you what you stepped in! Stop asking!" |
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