One-Minute Recaps

[Duchess of Lashes]

What a way to start off a Saturday morning. Well done, Mary and a karma from me!

[rducasey]

Hey thanks Barb and Lori and Natasha, I think I just spend too much time with my three dogs so I know what they are thinking. I get a kick out of that lady who used to be on TV and read dogs minds or something. Sonya Fitzpatrick. She was a bit of a character. Only reason I remember is that was my maiden name. Not Sonya. Maybe I'll try another recap and Hank. Thanks to you Shmeep for this great idea. I love the one minute recaps and especially loved yours yesterday. Four Feet Under, and the comment from Marty about it all being Jim's fault. Loved it.

[maggiethecat]

Uh . . . rducasey, honey . . . are you sure you're not a dog? Your Hank-caps are hysterical -- keep 'em coming!

Woof.

[hoosier]

Fancy Footwork...

1.Fisk--"You can do this job without the gun, you know that Jim."
2.Marty--"He is on modified assignment, he's blind!"
3.Karen--"You were a fighter? Sugar Ray Dunbar!"
4.Anthony--"I was with one of the fighters I promte...Bo Matheson."
5.Karen--"Its actually called The Le Sabre?"
6.Marty--"Its a little gift from me and Tom, compliments of the property clerk."
7. Tom--"Did Les bring your ass to A.C. to pimp you out?"
8.Anthony--"Bo has a little problem controlling his anger."
9.Jim--"You can either come with us like a gentleman or I call in a crew of cops and they haul you out like an animal."
10.Bo--"I'm thinkin' that Anthony got me. He got me really good."
11.Jim--"She came here to be an actress? I got an idea."
12.Jim--"We'll put you back on the street and we will absolutely let Bo know."
13.Jim--99% of the people in the world have to start over in this life."
14.Bo--"Cause you're a well-wisher and that don't do nothin' for me."
15.Jim--Lt., I won't be carryin' my gun anymore."

[maggiethecat]

The Okay, Okay, Okay, We Get It Already! Edition of The Pilot

Jim: Watch the dog.
Fisk: Except you won’t be able to see anything.
Karen: Or not, and I’m your chauffeur. Well, you and your dog.
Kim Chenowith: Like, totally blind?
Terry Jansen: This whole thing? You’re the one who suffered.
Christie: Just a little surprised they put you back on a major case your first day.
Perp in holding cell: Hey yo, blind dude!
Tom Selway: Yeah well, it’s not like you can do a whole lot at your desk: reading reports, typin’ files.
Randy Lyman: Blind cop. Been reading about you.
Randy Lyman: What are you gonna do? You can’t even see me.
Jim: What do you look like?

[hoosier]

My take of Up on the Roof--similar in some ways and not in others

1.Jim--"Is it okay to go out there?"
2.Fisk--"Dunbar, one of the detectives is your old partner, Terry Jansen..."
3.Karen--"What happened with you and Terry? If we're gonna be partners, providing backup for each other every single day, I deserve to know."
4.Glenn Semple--"I don't know who that is. Terry took off after Titus up towards the roof."
5.Terry--"Thanks for being there for me, Jimmy."
6.Titus Oliver--"It was my gun but I dropped it on the staircase."
7.Annie Jansen--"Listen, you don't know how much this is gonna mean to him, you showin' up."
8.Jim--"If I told you I wasn't gonna do a damn thing, are you goin' to use it against me in your report?"
9.Dr. Galloway--"However it ends up with Titus, I'm just asking you, is that who you are?"
10.Titus' boss--"Three days ago, he was with me and my crew doing a demo job down in Jersey."
11.Jim--"This case with Titus is turning into a real grease pit."
12.Karen--"Its starting to come across that you got it in for the guy."
13.Jim--"Go to Lt. Fisk, You tell him Titus' gun accidentally discharged and hit you in the shoulder. You panicked and you said he shot you."
14.Terry--"We both suffered, you more than me, no doubt."
15.Jim--"All this time I've been so pissed off at the guy, not just for the bank but because I thought he got off easy."

[mlm828]

How about "Dance With Me"?

Jim: That’s your advice – go have fun?
Jim: I thought you were just kinda groovy.
Artie: Could you talk to him, you know, like, blind guy to blind guy?
Pete: You’re a blind cop?. . .What is this, a joke?
FDNY Lt.: None of this cops vs. firemen nonsense rearing its head, right?
Jim: What about – pottery classes? . . . Hello?
Jim: Fred Astaire, huh? Awesome. You know, he was my hero growing up.
Tom: Tinsley’s – cheap-ass Scotch!
Jim: If you don’t get some help soon, this is about as good as your life’s ever going to get.
Pete: When you lost your sight, you didn’t want to blow your brains out ever?
Jim: I thought about it every day. And if it wasn’t for my wife and a safe home to go to, I probably would’ve done it.
Pete: You still piss standing up?
Karen: She did it – he wasn’t involved.
Jim: The odds are pretty good that I’m not looking at you.
Jim: Are you wearing steel-toed shoes?

[mlm828]

And here's "Doggone," from Hank's perspective (with a tip of the cap to rducasey):

“Yes, Jim, she’s still mad at you. Even I know that.”
“Another DOA – ewww! I wish this guy would get a less smelly job.”
“Going undercover? Cool! Oh, wait, I’m a Seeing Eye dog.”
“Who’s this ‘Ted’ dude?”
“Stop, Jim, we’re about to run right into that guy.”
“Don’t leave me in this crappy car. The back seat of a cop car is bad enough.”
“Watch out for the junk pile, Jim!”
“I’ll bark if I want to – what’re you gonna do about it?”
“@#$%&*! I hate just wandering around. I hope someone’s looking for me besides the blind guy.”
“Check my collar, Artie – they’ll make it worth your while.”
“Since when have I been ‘Hankie’?”
“Jeez, I hate being wet!”
“Let’s go home – I missed my dinner.”

[inuvik]

Great, mlm. I love these ones from Hank's view.

Especially the line that he hopes someone other than the blind guy is looking for him!

[maggiethecat]

hoosier said:

11.Jim: This case with Titus is turning into a real grease pit.

I always heard that line as "a real greased pig," but I'm kind of liking the grease pit image.

[hoosier]

maggiethecat said:

hoosier said:

11.Jim: This case with Titus is turning into a real grease pit.

I always heard that line as "a real greased pig," but I'm kind of liking the grease pit image.

Hmmm. Either way its a real slippery mess, not one I'd cared to be involved in!

Now Marlon's Brando--

1.Karen:"They're bringing the victim out. She's got cuts on her face,nasty."
2.Marty:"Karen and Dunbar's my call. Been my experience female victims are more comfortable talking to women...a woman."
3.Fisk:"You know, not every thought out of Russo's head is a crack at you."
4.Marty:"Are you his friend on this or you're sister's?"
5.Leonard Mattis:"I've caused the women in my life enough pain. If I knew who was hurting them, I'd tell ya"
6.Jim:"You want me to play up the blindness?"
7.Karen:"Touch him again and I'll blow your head off!"
8.Leonard Mattis:"You don't want to be transferring me."
9.Karen:"Who ever did the assaults put the cuts there for payback."
10.Mark Watt:"You don't question Leonard Mattis."
11.Marlon Condell:"Look what they did to me! He raped me! He gave me to the other men! I was a piece of meat!"
12.Marty:"I swear to God,if Karen had gotten hurt, I would have made it my life's work to see you off the job."
13.Jim:"I'm supposed to be sure that my partner goes home and the bad guys don't."
14.Dr. Galloway:"What you gotta be is healthy so that you can handle traumatic events like this so its not you sitting in that chair with a gun in your mouth."
15.Jim:"This isn't easy."

[hoosier]

Thought I'd try Marlon's Brando from a Jim and Christie perspective.

1.Jim:"Hey, can we pick this back up tonight?"
2.Christie:"Can't tonight,its fashion week."
3.Christie:"Ahhhh,ahhhh" (sorry,couldn't resist )
4.Jim:"the crime scene, sometimes it puts a nasty image in my head."
5.Christie:"Why do you have your gun out?"
6.Jim:"Just keep the door locked!"
7.Jim:"I'm sorry for barking at you last night."
8.Christie:"No one's completely safe no matter who they're married to."
9.Jim:"Its a fact, you'd be safer with someone who could see."
10.Christie:"I'd rather be with someone who will talk to me."
11.Jim:"This isn't easy."
12.Christie:"Take me home."

[hoosier]

And now Seoul Man--

1.Jim:"I'm a cop. Calm down. What happened?"
2.Marty:"Hey, there was nothing you could do. You did you're best right?"
3.Chief Tunney:"We got a call from a person in the vicinity. They said you drew your gun on the street. Is that true?"
4.Jeff Dorsey:"I heard all the shouts and the yelling. I just froze. I'm not proud of it."
5.Don Yun:"My sister's humiliated, my family's lost face in the community, so yeah, I was pissed."
6.Jim:"I'm talking about what direction to go, not cover my ass."
7.Yun Sr.:"I have stabbed Mr. Lee, I have cut off his head, I have taken the wheel of a bus and run him over many times but in my imagination."
8.Karen:"You got nothing to be ashamed of Jim and don't get defensive."
9.Dr Galloway:"...you're inability to reconcile who you are since you've lost your sight."
10.Jim:"If that was a shell casing I heard hitting the ground, then my guy didn't use a revolver."
11.Yun Sr.:"If he wants to behave like we're still in Korea, then so shall I...and I did."
12.Tom:"...he had an open mind about everything. I'm not too proud I can't learn from the guy."
13.Jeff Dorsey:"Look at my life now,its pathetic! He ruined my life!"
14.Jim:"No, cop gets his ass kicked by blind guy, that's what you're worried about!"
15.Marty:"We're a squad, we work together!"

[hoosier]

Soldiering on--Leap of Faith

1.Karen:"So,umm,you gonna need a ride to Walter Clark's racket tonight?"
2.Jim:"Marty, I knew this kid."
3.Jill Berglass:"He'd call Warren Doyle and write him. He was looking for closure."
4.Lt. Fisk:"Jim, if you need someone with a little more objectivity to talk with Doyle you'll speak up?"
5.Jim:"Remember me?"
6.Warren Doyle:"Because I don't trust you, detective. You seem to be on a crusade to find something on me thats not there."
7.Karen:"We've got a teenaged male watching us from the hallway."
8.Warren Doyle:"I didn't kill him. He jumped. It was suicide!"
9.Jim:"So, what did he look like? Long hair, cork screw around his neck, long painted pinkie?" I really think I hear "coke spoon" instead of 'cork screw' in this scene. Goes with the whole druggie persona Jim seems to picking up on. Should have listened to that feeling, Jim!
10.Jim:"He didn't want to kill Doyle. He wanted to punish him, like he'd been punished. He planned this perfectly."
11.Tom:"Suppose this receipt did get lost. Will you be able to sleep at night?"
12.Lt. Fisk:"We've never known a molester to just quit, right?"
13.Walter Clark:"You think too much, Jimmy."
14.Jill Berglass:"No matter how Sam died, it was Doyle that killed him."
15.Jim:"I never thought I'd say this, but for the first time I'm glad I've lost my sight because when I beat you until your kidneys bleed, no one will believe you were beaten up by a blind man."

[hoosier]

Past Imperfect

1.Jim-"There's something you and I need to talk about."
2.Ty Largent:"Is this a joke? Am I being punked?"
3.Tom:"Hey Jim, you have an old friend here."
4.Letitia:"I know today is all about him getting full custody."
5.Greg:"How did you bounce back after losing your sight?"
6.Ty:"Letitia has kidnapped my son, that's what's happened!"
7.Karen:"I just got dumped."
8.Letitia:"I was just a vagina to him. Something to have fun with and spit out his baby."
9.Jim:"You gonna be a gentleman about this?No surprises?"
10.Jim:"I think you should absolutely let this go. Get the guilt outta your head. You did nothing wrong. Don't beat yourself up over this."
11.Donald Kreiger, scumbag at large:"He really has no choice but to press charges against Letitia Berreras for her custodial interference yesterday."
12.Greg:"I shot Middleton!"
13.Karen:"Did you enjoy your breakfast with Nick yesterday? You should have come to me with that information first."
14.Linda Middleton:"So, there was something you wanted to talk about Greg?"
15.Jim:"The picture of you I have in my head? We were in transit. All of those guys were sooo scared but you made em laugh. They laughed so much we almost forgot where we were. I still see you that way."