One-Minute Recaps

[hoosier]

In Your Face or The Don't Forget To Check Out The Resources of Your Local Library When Planning Your Next Move!

l.Christie:We were gonna talk about that thing in Boston next month."
2.Joan Tuxhorn:"Its Jerry's. He bought it for protection."
3.Lester:"He was big into the bookies."
4.Joan:"My husband was not some sort of degenerate gambler."
5.Karen:"Boss, we're getting word the DOA was into some serious gambling debt so we want to look into his financial records."
6.Karen:"Would you go behind your male partner's back and go to the girl and tell her to get lost?"
7..Joan:"My husband did not kill himself!"
8.Karen:"Women shoot men all the time."
9.Christie:"...it doesn't revolve around you so why should you care?"
10.Karen:"You think its normal for a cremation to take place immediately upon receipt of the body?"
11.Mary:"We found the guy, Reginald Dunlevy, whose a close physical match to Tuxhorn and was last seen with a woman fitting Joan Tuxhorn's description at a bar called the Short Stop."
12.Marty:"You're looking pretty alive there, Tuxhorn."
13.Karen:"I don't ask guys that I date to give me a resume."
14.Jim"We got a cremated body thats no good for DNA and when the crime lab went over to get blood samples, Joan Tuxhorn had had the place scoured so the best we can hope for is insurance fraud. Twenty bucks?"
15.Tom:"That's your combat pay."

[hoosier]

My version of Doggone

l.Marty:"I'm checking his cell phone and he's got calls to and from a Sonny Famigletti. That's your informant,right?"
2.Jim:"I asked you to look into this. I did not ask you to play sheriff. This is a perfect example of you thinking too much."
3.Sonny:"I told her the buyer is a blind guy."
4.Debbie:"I don't have it on me. I'm not stupid!"
5.Sonny:"two Latin gentlemens."
6.Jim:"What do you mean you lost me!"
7.Karen:"Cell company just got a hit off Dunbar's phone. He's somewhere in Hoboken."
8.Jim:"I bet you she's the reason this all went bad. Bunch of coked-up amateurs."
9.Marty:"Is there any chance your snitch is playing both ends?"
10.Sonny:"Good thing you're blind. The old Dunbar would've come out shooting like it was the OK corral!"
11.Chief Tunney:"How did you end up lost out in New Jersey, Detective Dunbar?"
12.Marty:"Hey,uum,you want to take a ride down to the East Village to look for the dog?"
13.Debbie:"He said it was his coke since we found it in his apartment. He cut me out of the deal.
14.Christie:"I had been after you for that Boston weekend for six weeks and you couldn't find the time to answer me and today, you wanted to talk, and you want me to drop everything."
15.Jim:"Listen, I'm a detective at the 8th precinct. You ever need a favor, you give me a call."

[hoosier]

Dance with Me

1.Christie:"Before the accident, it was all about the job, then it was all about getting back to the job."
2.Artie Steckle:"Could you talk to him, you know, blind guy to blind guy?"
3.Jim:"I haven't talked to another blind person since I got outta rehab."
4.Fisk:"Believe it or not, the building is owned by a fireman, Dean Bostic."
5.Dean Bostic:"They've had me in and out of landlord and tenant court for piss ant reasons."
6.Vic Wheeler:"About a month ago, he left a message. 'I'm gonna get you outta that apartment no matter what.' Those were his exact words."
7.Phil Weston:"Vic would yell at Meg for not cleaning out the litter box. Meg would yell at Vic for not buying lotto tickets. Vic;s mother would yell at both of them because the Japanese were bombing Pearl Harbor. His mother was cuckoo for Coco Puffs."
8.Marty:"The fire alarm was disabled. You know anything about that?"
9.Pete Steckle:"When you lost you sight, did you want to blow your brains out ever?"
10."Fisk:"That was the M.E.'s office. Sylvia Wheeler, Vic Wheeler's mother, she had no smoke in her lungs. She was dead before the fire started."
11.Vic Wheeler:"I didn't hurt my mom and neither did Meg! Would we bring her into that tiny ass apartment if we didn't care?"
12.Karen:"Look at her! If your husband didn't kill his mother, he's gonna know damn well who did. Do you want to go out there and face him?"
13.Marty:"I was doing my job. I wouldn't do it any different."
14.Jim:"Dean has a car service and there's an opening in the office."
15.Christie:"Just keep dancing."

[hoosier]

Under the Gun

1.Tom:"Dance class?"
2.Jim:"When we made our reservations, you could have warned us about the convention at the next table."
3.Jim:"Baby,we gotta find that bag; my gun is in it."
4.Marty:"We'll help you but we should not be in this situation."
5.Vince:"You shouldn't be carrying a gun. Its insanity!"
6.Freeze:"I cut him off a week ago. He started asking me the wrong questions like who my supplier was and how he could make bigger weight."
7.Marty:"He got picked up a couple of weeks ago by a narcotics cop in Tompkins Park in a stop and frisk."
8.Jason Strode:"He talked me into working it off. I was gonna cut him loose that night."
9.Fisk:"No matter how many times I tell the brass how good a job you're doing, there are still people who don't think you should be a detective."
10.Marty:"I'm just gonna say it,okay? Every time I want to give it up to Dunbar for being a good detective I look on his hip and see that gun and I wonder what he's thinking."
11.Jim:"Yeah, I did, I have good ears."
12.Tyler Mills:"Josh had this little tape recorder in his pocket and it ran outta tape and made this big loud click. From then on, we were screwed."
13.Jim:"At 5:30, I'll be at a coffeeshop on the corner of 7th and Avenue A. My hope is that whoever has my gun will return it to me there, no questions asked."
14.Karen:"You know how to solve cases and sometimes how you do it leaves me impressed. Thats the kind of person I want to work with. So yeah, I'll be your partner, no matter what."
15. Christie:"Jimmy, if you feel that you're losing things why not add things in their place?"

[Dreamfire]

Alright, I tried, I couldn't. I take my hat off to all of you who have managed these one minute recaps. This was my best effort but I think It's still way too long. Four feet under. Jim's words-

1 You've had contact?

2.Why wouldn’t I be ready?

3.Hank? Hank? Hank?

4.Yes, this is my case

5.Are there flies out here?

6.Does this have anything to do with my digging up that dog?

7.You’re going to get your nose broke.

8.Regardless of how long you think I’m going to last on this job. Don’t ever cut short my interviews.

9.You could know me 50 years Marty and you’ll never see me smug

10.You go patting at my wife’s crotch and you’re gonna get your arm ripped off.

11.How do you want to do your time Lloyd? Marked man or in segregation?

12.Failing? Not being able to connect to people the way you used to. Being pitied? Not wanting your anger to boil over when it starts to heat up? Afraid that all the people who think you can’t do this, including your own wife, are aright.

13.I’m going to tell you something and you can write it down in your little report. I grew up in Red Hook. I served in the infantry in the gulf war and I worked anti-crime in the 3-4 where we took more guns off the streets than any 5 precincts combined. I will make this work. Believe it.


14.I cleared my homicide.

15.Christie I am so sorry. Christie no listen, Christie don’t –

[maggiethecat]

Fifteen lines is perfect -- you did it! Karma for taking the plunge. . . and for doing such a terrific job. Now try a 30-second Recap.

[hoosier]

Great job Ashatan!

Now, my take on the Pilot. I left it for last on purpose. There is so much going on that its really difficult to narrow it down to just fifteen lines. Here I go...

1.Jim:"Hey, he's empty!"
2.Christie:"Big day, huh?"
3.Jim:"Hey, Jim Dunbar, here for Lt. Fisk."
4.Fisk:"What the hell are you going to be able to do at a crime scene?"
5.Karen:"Meanwhile, there's a guy cutting out girl's tongues and, all of a sudden, I'm working a stolen car."
6.Beat cop:"Let me ask you a question...how much did you get from the department when you sued them?"
7.Terry:"Its not like I'm trying to be friends like we were before. I'm not looking for forgiveness. I just need you to hear me say I'm sorry."
8.Jim:"I've had to deal with people doubting me all day long, I don't need that when I come home."
9.Fisk:"Because if that's what you were trying to do , I would have to bounce your ass outta here. I don't stand for glory hounds."
10.Karen:"When we get back I'm gonna talk to the boss about this arrangement between you and me."
11.Marty:"Tell me that the gun on your hip is plastic and we got no beef. What's stopping some perp from coming up and taking it from ya?"
12.Randy Lyman:"Did you hear what I said? I got her gun!"
13.Jim:"No one wants me here as a detective in the first place."
14.Jim:"A year ago, if my Lt. had tried to partner me up with a guy who could not see, I would have made sure that that did not happen, so the irony, it doesn't escape me."
15.Karen:"They're brown."

[Chris]

In Your Face, told by a slightly cranky Hank:

1. "Boston? Good thing we're not flying, I hate flying. Ooh, no, she's mad again."

2. "And Karen's mad too - great!"

3. "Hey, they look funny when I look back up at them like this, but doing it in the elevator makes my head spin."

4. "No, I'll find the chessboards and you'll take all the credit for finding it - as usual!"

5. "I don't trust that dog, I'm pretty sure he drinks out of the toilet. Yikes"

6. " He has finally taken me for a walk, that doesn't happen enough in this show"

7. " And what about me - do I have to sleep on the couch too??"

8. "Lady, get this over with, we are the police, we know all about the fourth amendment"

9. "I'll have a beer too, please, and where is my combat pay?"

Take care and keep smiling
- Chris

[maggiethecat]

Oh, Chris, you are so-o-o-o-o one of us! Way to go, girl, and keep smiling yourself!